Nigerians are saying Ghana ppl mumu, dem no learn from MMM. If you check it well, this is different from MMM. They have a physical office. And note very importantly that the interest rate is only about 15%. That means is you put 100k you'll get only 15k on top.

Was that the same thing you greedy Nigerians did?

Let me type my own...

One day I got a call to come to a nearby town to meet a man and finalize a business. I traveled and was talking with him, then I felt this urge to shit all of a sudden. I was trying to rush the talk and conclude but the man was not having it. Then I told him what has happened to me that I need to use the toilet. Since that place was also his residence and business place, he had a toilet inside. The man declined saying that the only toilet in his house is inside that I can't use it.
I was like a time bomb waiting to explode, so I hurriedly had to leave.
I left the man's place and was praying I see a bike on the street to take me to my friends place which is not far from there. I didn't see, so I was moving very fast and trying to run,, but this kind of shit was one I had to use my muscles to hold it, else it'll disgrace me before I reach my guy's house.
I finally reach my guy compound,,, it's a kind of compound without fence, a flat, other houses surround it, then it has a small bush they throw water and all... By the time I reach him house the poor has started to come out, I thought I'll just open door and enter, unfortunately for me, he was not at home. I hurriedly turned to the back of the house and use the bush. Before I could slide my native I wore my boxer short was completely in shit..
All my trouser was stained. Luckily for me there was water outside so I washed the boxer and trouser before he arrived.
My only luck that day was that no body saw this happening to me..

Catalyst4real:

Success is just one lucky girl, there are millions of unidentified children out there who are actually going through worse. Her own is school fees, some children can barely feed. It's time to shift the attention from this girl and promote more videos like that, since we need to see it In mp4 to get truly moved

My problem is with how the family and the media have forgotten who recorded the video and shared it online. The family no try. They should carry the lady along or compensate her.

bugidon:
I'm in uyo live!!
Any Nairalander around should dm me for after Match flexing

I'm around

SilentVboy:
Something that was done back then only in secondary schools during birthday celebrations.....

So why still doing this trash in a higher institution?...

OK, I guess AKSU IS A GLORIFIED SEC SCH....

U say? It's still done in many Nigerian universities

Students of mass communication, AKSU had their final exams today. See what they did to them.
This practice should be stopped. They poured them everything. Zobo drink, water, hypo bleach mixed with water, engine oil... Etc.

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(Before you start blogging)
HOW TO MAKE YOUR BLOG POPULAR
Before you start that blog or perhaps in fact before that blog you've been struggling with becomes popular, these are things you need to do.�
They're so many blogs and so many are being created every day and of course many people are online and will always visit your site (especially those your friends who advise you to open a blog for your many posts and 'start making money'). You'll be disappointed cos when it's ready and you invite them to come see what they've been encouraging you to get, they'll turn a deaf hear..���. Have you ever taught of why they don't visit, keep coming back and recommend to other friends? I'll tell you. You see I have experience in this blogging thing. In fact, I'll share my experience down there somewhere in between.☺
WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU LOVE...❤❤❤
1. Even those that advised you to get a blog and start making money believe you'll make money and leave them behind or become like them so they don't want to contribute to your becoming rich, popular and famous. Inside of them, they don't want you to succeed...
2. Others though, are of the believe that it consumes so much data if they visit the site... They are stingy with their data and very careful with their clicks... So if your links and title is not enticing, riddled with lies forget it, no click for you. You'll be disappointed. You'll be like 'so with all this 4000 friends that I have, only 5 clicked on this, wetin I go do na?'. Meanwhile you're very popular, ones you drop something on Facebook you always get up to 150 likes in few hours or more depending, and comments usually come in torrents.
Sorry, that is where you got your inspiration and thought they'll show you same love. No they won't. It's called a blog and not Facebook.
3. The remaining of your friends are so addicted to Facebook that they don't like anything that will take them out of Facebook, for what na,, which kind link, wetin dey the site sef, mtchew....
(That's what my head could remember now)
LET'S GO BACK TO THE TOPIC, THE MAIN THING (HOW TO MAKE YOUR BLOG POPULAR)
1. ADVERTISE
Do some adverts to get your blog out there for people to see since your friends cannot help you. Do Facebook ads (because many people are always on Facebook), or Google AdWords, and you can pay a celeb to hype you small. But this is crazy and why did I even mention it. How can you sustain this? You’ll lose your money because you may not have what will bring the people back on your site, ones they arrive, they just may not find your site interesting and zoom they go and forget the name of your blog. Oh sorry. Its because you are lacking in content that can bring them back and if you spent so much money to advertise… what was your aim? Was it to just get impression, or where you intending on selling something of value, something many of those that clicked through were interested in in? don’t waste money if you don’t know what to do. You’ll be frustrated. Let’s talk about these surefire ways of doing it!
2. LIE LIE LIE!!!
See let me tell you, blogging is not JUST about writing and posting for people to come and read. IF YOU NEED MAD TRAFFIC OR POPULARITY YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO LIE. Yes. I mean it. You will not get people hooked up and talking, sharing your posts if you don’t know how to drive them nuts. You can lie about a popular personality, write something on your blog intentionally to get people talking.
When the person you’ve lied about comes after you, you have some options to deal with it; first is to apologize but the truth is that the damage has been done. No, rather, you’ve gotten what you wanted- your social juice (traffic). Next option is to attack the person further, furthering your claim especially if the person is one you can ride on. You need to take on people if you must succeed in blogging. The person must be a popular person. THAT IS THEIR USEFULNESS – USING THEM TO CLIMB UP AND GAIN YOUR POPULARITY. But if it backfires and you’re taken to court or his boys take you to a dark room, please don’t mention my name o, mbok.
Why do you think sites like Naij, Vanguard, Sahara Reporters and Linda something enjoy posting stuff they know is a lie? It is because you will click through to read and comment and if you know the truth, you will be there bashing them and they’ll be laughing and enjoying the reaction they are receiving.
3. BE CONTROVERSIAL
Controversy like lies in 2 above is the real deal. Your plain writing and smooth English with small humor will not take you far, what is there for them to take home? Just some information they have read before? No. Get controversial, attack a personality. Collude with a trusted friend to come up a very carefully planned scam idea just to play with your reader’s heads. It’s just like lying but in this case it is planned by you. Exaggerate situations and add some juice to it. You can pull the Skibbi stunt or plan a fake WhatsApp conversation with your friend. This is just to attract massive attention. See, before you blow, you have to do any of this. If you like fake your accident…
4. BE VERY CREATIVE
If you cannot do 1,2,3 then this is your last option. See, mek I tell you, don’t blog if you’re just a copy and paste blogger, you’ll be wasting your time and money. There is nothing you’ll write that has not been written before so why will people care. Just why? Since you’ve chosen this option avoiding the others then just know that before you start this blogging thing, you need to ask yourself what you are very good at and can do differently. Even your friends that encouraged you to start blogging will ignore your blog and go to linda something to read the gist there and also read all the comments. I tell you, your blog is not there if you don’t have comments and serious interaction under your posts.
5. This idea is very crude. If you prefer this one to all the 4 above, contact me in my inbox. This idea is the baba. I’ll not talk much.
If you don’t do these, you’ll be looking at your Google Analytics dashboard and be seeing visits like 5 visitors today, 20 tomorrow, and 10 yesterday. How can you make money from an average of 10 visits a day? How? You need up to at least 1000 visitors and above daily to even get up to 200 clicks on your AdSense since you believe and know about Google AdSense as the only source of making money from blogging. Shey your friends are always asking you; How far ‘Google don pay’?
Let me further tell you some things you need to know before you start that blog.
1. Before you get Google to approve your AdSense for you, it takes a lot of effort and not a copy and paste shit you are thinking of doing. You need to create original contents because when Google bots crawl your site, they know what’s new and what’s copied.
2. You must have a good number of visitors before they approve it for you (or you buy AdSense from guys that sale it).
3. Google AdSense is not the only means of making money from blogging. What happens if you can’t get it approved? Dah idehe etok mkpor especially if you’re a newbie like I was many years ago. One year go just pass and no AdSense juice. Dah you’ll get tired and give up. It shall not be your portion.
You can monetize your site in several other ways but first you have to offer something that people want and will come back for.
There is one Facebook group that sprang up few months ago. Members rose to over 25k in just about 5 months. The group is now making money for the admins massively because the owner is very creative and knows how to monetize it. I’m sure they didn’t start by asking members to pay for services.

Pls mbok it is not 'Ikote Ekpene'. It is Ikot Ekpene
I know you're spelling it the way Aba people pronounce it...

I killed one in my compound one evening around 7.30... Wen I showed it to my landlord who were seated outside,,,, they rained courses on the creature calling it witch ( as if it's human they are talking to ) and immediately burned it..

I always knew I'll make it to front page with a saleable post... Yes I did!
More pics...

The Catholic Church are performing one of the easter rituals at University of Uyo Annex. In this pictures, they can be seen performing one of their easter traditions....the killing of Jesus Christ. It's happening now!

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SILLY THINGS STUDENTS DO IN UNIUYO THAT SHOWS THEIR LACK OF COMMONSENSE (PART B)

If you missed the Part A of this article, you might want to read it up at www.nsasauniuyo..com
Meanwhile, let's proceed with our commonsense observations on the aberration of some Uniuyo students.

1. A doofus invites you to drop your number on Facebook so as to be added to a useless pornographic group on WhatsApp, and you quickly oblige because you are so obsessed with nudity. Those demons that want to destroy your life must be from your home town. Trash those pornographic contents and they'll disengage you for good!

2. Your parents sent you to school to put your future in perspective and all you can do is to become a cultist, indulge in criminal activities and even compel management to seal up Annex Small Gate. You prefer to convene at night at the ravine so as not to be apprehended by the Police. You definitely need two things: a) Dr. Iguedo Gboko Cleanser to help deterge your contaminated system b) The blood of Jesus to deliver your soul from the yoke of bondage!

3. You use your School fees to play Nairabet, and divert your pocket money to give your squeeze a treat at 'Mummy J', only to claim being bankrupt when we ask you to pay Faculty and Departmental Dues. In case you've forgotten, heaven is recording every detail of your life on campus!

4. You call yourself a campus fellowship member or executive. Yet you still welter in besetting sin and feel no remorse whatsoever for your promiscuity. You sleep and wake with exam malpractice, shower with homosexuality/lesbianism, feed with fornication, attend lectures with pornography, and have daily fellowship with masturbation. Your hypocrisy is no longer news to the University community. Repent ye and be converted!

5. You are always quick to affirm the maxim that youths are the leaders of tomorrow; yet you go from place to place-hostel, cafeteria, library and night class...picking people's phones and frustrating fellow Nigerian students. You take pleasure in skipping classes so that you'll look for whose note to steal just a few weeks to exams. If na so you wan take become leader of tomorrow, I pity your unborn children!

6. The guy you're dating does not have any clear-cut future ambition. Worse still, He's not even on the verge of graduating, let alone going for NYSC or even getting a job. Yet you've allowed him turn you into a sex machine with the false hope that he'll marry you. If I were not going to offend you, I'd love to ask you one simple question "what really makes you different from a schizophrenic?"

7. You brag about your status as an undergraduate, yet you don't have an active email account. You don't even have an idea how to access the School free hotspot. You don't read books outside your academic discipline, let alone to patronize Nigerian Newspaper vendors. You've hardly attended any public lecture, life empowerment training, seminar, workshop, or taken any short course to broaden your horizon. If anybody has told you 'you'll go far in life' that person must be Lai Muhammed!

8. You're a female student, and you're going to a lecturer's office to shine your teeth with suggestive dresses that exposes your cleavages and other sensitive parts of your body. Why won't he fail you in a course and ask you to show him love?

9. You are already in your finals, yet you lack productivity or technical skills. Your college game plan has been to pass exams, get good grades and nothing more. You have failed to realize that you're in Nigeria where millions of graduates are greeted with stern unemployment and frustration. You might as well add to the growing population of 'unemployable graduates' until you come to terms with prevailing realities!

10. You know too well that your spoken and written English is punk. Yet you want to make input in every radio show or comment on every Facebook post, so as to keep on bringing shame and disgrace to our institution. I no blame you. I blame your Faculty Officer that has refused to sign your expulsion letter!

11. Your parents have delayed to send you money, you broadcast it on Facebook. A guy takes you out to Apples, you post it on Facebook. You're eating Chinese bread for the first time, you take nonsense selfies and upload on Facebook. Every major activity you undertake is reflected on Facebook. I wish you'll also publish your poor CGPA on Facebook for the world to see how pitiable your life is.

12. You parade yourself as a University undergraduate, yet you don't know how to write a simple press briefing. You have no idea how to prepare a professional CV or draft a business letter. You spell 'conquered' as 'concard' 'happening' as 'hapinin' and 'convocation' as 'convctn'. You confuse 'this' for 'these', 'there' for 'their', 'where' for 'were', and 'lost' for 'loss'. In fact, I want to advise that you suspend your studies and go back to Nursery School!

13. You had a well-defined complexion when you left home for School, but as at today, your face is 'white', your neck is 'chocolate', while your armpit and other parts of your body is 'black'. You're not even ashamed to announce to the world on radio, that you're looking for a serious relationship. Don't worry, my five-year old nephew will help you look for a serious relationship when he gets into college in 2027.

Michael N.Michael is a Commonsense Advocate and writes from the Department of Sociology and Anthropology, Uniuyo

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Chivasex:
None sense,
its not even up to 2 thousand naira per widow.
Idiot

U b idiot. U can't read

Opinedecandid:


Nope.

I'm very much alive, alert, present and active.

I posted something earlier, what happened when Senator Godswill Akpabio entered the Court premises.

Meanwhile, before he came, the Court had gone on recess to resume when the ruling is ready.

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO RETURN AND RULE

I no understand this kind court case... Its too long...

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GboyegaD:
If you make more Cs than Bs, you no go make 3.5 CGPA ooo. And to rise go hard small since the person dey always aim Cs.

Thanks for this. Ive edited the post.

In his hit single Kilaju by wande coal, CEO of Black Diamond Record Label drops this lyrics:
“Examination matriculation
I enter the exam hall see see i no know am
I go do the one wey i fit do i leave am
It doesn’t really matter cause i go get C sha
As an average student i must get C sha
I dey kick ball but I’m not okocha
I dey teach them but I’m not a teacher
I dey talk much but I’m no be preacher”

An average student is one who is good in his chosen course of study. Simple isn’t it?
He is one who doesn’t worry overmuch about his results after exams cos he knows he must get ‘C’ no matter what. A ‘C’ is his minimum. It doesn’t mean he bags all Cs. He makes a mix of Bs and more Cs and sometime 1 A in 8 courses.
Note:
If you make Cs you get 3.0 CGPA (edited)
Bs you get 4.0 CGPA
As you get 5.0 CGPA
To be an average student you must not fail an exam except you didn’t write the exam for reasons that may include sickness or when a scholarship exam to a fully funded admission to a university in Canada or the UK clashes with the exam. (WAIT! Tell me if you have an exam to write in school and a scholarship exam like the one described above clashes what will you do?)

Read complete article here http://amenyin.com/blog/an-average-student-in-uniuyo/