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homosexuality and incest? hmm, this is where love applies its brakes and makes a sharp u-turn for any right thinking individual |
Coco29:but darling, that's the truth. the next thing you might get to see is he needs a sugar girl (lmao) |
Mula:ouch! hell really hath no fury than a woman scorned. take it easy there girl |
ginababy:you guessed right there girl |
farock:i hope you are not indirectly advertizing ya self. ![]() |
well i'll say that you are still having the hangover of the former relationship;it's like alcohol. takes a while to wear off. the only remedy is to love and cherish your new relationship and in no time the truma of the past will wear away |
abeg use her email jare. |
geebabe:yes-o. she was as high as a drowned rat. |
ginababy:yeah, i feel you. but the post sure has this i-like-you douzy-thing hanging around it. or am i seeing things? damn! i must have been in the dark for too long. |
crazykid: ![]() |
ginababy:then why have you been stalking douzy? |
@ douzy: sorry abeg no vex. them no get stout na im make i buy gordon spark. hope you can manage. |
Douzy:ouch! |
Douzy:*sits beside douzy and passes him a bottle of gordon spark* really? gimme gist abeg. |
douzy, i think ginababy digs ya. you needed to have heard the tone of her voice when she asked 'are you afraid?' |
@ crazykid: you know what's wrong in it? cos if you say it, dem ladies will think you are joking they think you having a deep crush on them and they start feeling fly with themselves. well as for me, ma favourite chick is */37'4'eyb@>* damn! just had power failure. where the hell is ma candle? hey hang on fellas, i'll still tell you who the girl is; if only i can find ma candle. it's dark here y'know. |
rosamosqy:geebabe wants someone to keep her company.that's what we are discussing |
dollie-pie:really?! why don't you try my lair? never a dull oment with the stalker, that i assure you. |
Coco29:surprised? |
Coco29:please do. we can't wait to share from your wealth of experience |
simple. just take stock of your pains and gains in the relationship and if the pains outweigh the gains then my guy, make you pick race-o. dem no dey use guy-man dey chop poison. but if the gains outweigh the pains, then just give the relationship a try. afterall, rome was not built in a day. successful relationships dont come as easy as making eba. |
Coco29: *what an experience it will be under coco29's tutorial classes. hope i survive it* |
kokoletz: |
Coco29:girl, i gotta give it to you. you've gat experience in the kissing field, no doubt about that. i think i need some tutorials and practical demonstration from someone so vast. ![]() |
@coco29, you know that i love nl alright and i also love ![]() |
Sweetypie:the lying syndrome cuts across both genders. well, that's a start to providing the answer. other ladies please what say ye? |
Coco29:yeah right. @ geebaby. welcome to nairaland girl. home of the good the bad and the *whispers to geebaby* don't say i told ya. |
geebabe:for real girl. she later confessed that she had downed 6 bottles of guiness stout. this thing happened at easter this year. |
@ coco29 awww, so so sorry girl. my bad. kinda woke up this morning with a food hangover. how are you doing dearie. hope i did not talk too much. |
well, my first and only kiss made me have scorpions instead of what? butterflies. her mouth stank like a brewery |
them girls are just after your money- plain and simple. just keep away from them. |
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homosexuality and incest? hmm, this is where love applies its brakes and makes a sharp u-turn for any right thinking individual


everyone else does and if you want to make friends just join in the conversations, read the threads give your opinion and it will start from there.