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Jokes EtcRe: Just For Fun; Name Your Penis After A Movie by Dvampire(m): 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2012
The Punisher
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Or Romney- Who Would You Vote For? by Dvampire(m): 4:08am On Nov 06, 2012
@ HR Manager: during your research of Mormonism, did you attend a Mormon church or any of their services; or are you talking from what you read on the internet and hard copy materials?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd October 2012 by Dvampire(m): 9:25am On Oct 24, 2012
Arsenal fans have swarmed this thread. When they lost to Norwich last weekend, they slunk into their holes. No noise from them. Now,Chelsea lost and they are all here grinning from ear to ear.
CrimeRe: Policeman Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing A Little Girl by Dvampire(m): 5:43am On Sep 28, 2012
For those of you trying to define the difference between murder and manslaughter, pray that you or any member of your family don't fall a victim of a trigger happy or drunken policeman. you have the faintest idea what the family members of the slain girl have gone through. Lately, it was reported that a woman was turned into a widow just 5 days after her wedding. Cause? The police. You guys definitely have no idea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: CapitalOne Cup: Arsenal Vs Coventry City (6 - 1) On 26th Sept 2012 by Dvampire(m): 5:47am On Sep 27, 2012
Nairaland moderators and their selective reporting. When Chelsea demolished Wolves with a clean sheet to show for it, it wasn't reported. Now Arsenal did a 6-1 scoreline and it's already gotten a front page slot and sitting pretty in second place. Muki and company, we are taking notice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Dvampire(m): 9:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
grin grin grin ;DCHELSEA SHOULD GO AND DIE. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT HUGE FLOPS. ABEG ATHLETICO MADRID, GIMME MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRE ;DCHELSEA SHOULD GO AND DIE. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT HUGE FLOPS. ABEG ATHLETICO MADRID, GIMME MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Dvampire(m): 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2012
ddippset: story! story!! story!!! once upon.a................
my brother, talk your own. stop tagging along other people's posts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Dvampire(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2012
a lot of things are wrong with Chelsea's formation. dont understand why ivanovic would turn winger. his overlapping runs and slow recovery has placed david luis under needless pressure. also frank lampard is just there. mikel has been switching roles from defensive midfielder to an attack role. lampard is totally absent in this game. if lampard is absent, the ramires is lost. even hazard has been totally marked out of the game. only mikel and cech have so far been doing anything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Dvampire(m): 8:00pm On Aug 31, 2012
am i the only one who feels that Chelsea is not taking this game as serious as they ought to. abeg trophy na trophy o. by the way, where is switch47? i miss that guy o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Man City - (2 - 3) Community Shield 2012 On 12th August by Dvampire(m): 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2012
Di Matteo. Hmmmm! Is this is the way Chelsea wish to start the season? I reserve my comments for now.
PoliticsRe: Leadership Journalist Assaulted By LASUTH Staff by Dvampire(m): 5:46am On Aug 10, 2012
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CelebritiesRe: Davido Replies To Taxi Driver Incident by Dvampire(m): 2:36am On Aug 05, 2012
When you expose a baby to fame and fortune, chances are that they get into his head like opium. Lately a good number of our so-called celebrities have been on the news for the wrong reasons. Davido, whom the gods want to kill, they first of all make deaf. Be careful. This life is a one way ticket. Spend it wisely.
SportsRe: Blessing Okagbare Places Last In 100m Finals by Dvampire(m): 2:08am On Aug 05, 2012
The Olympic games have shown that truly, sports is definitely dead in Nigeria. Even charcoal medal, we cannot win. Just busy raking in defeats and losses left, right and centre. It's a shame that we have hit rock bottom yet we claim to be the giant of Africa. I wonder the kind giant wey we be o. Imagine South Africa presenting a man without complete legs (Oscar Pistorious- the blade runner), in the relay races! This goes to show that when a government is performing well for its people, there will be dedication, patriotism and hope. I weep for this country
TV/MoviesRe: Avatar And Ben-10 Boys by Dvampire(m): 7:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
movies like these make me steer clear of africa magic channel
FashionHot Nike Slippers For Sale. Place Your Orders Now (with Pics) by Dvampire(op): 4:32pm On May 28, 2012
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Dvampire(m): 11:24pm On May 19, 2012
Where is Chelseabmw? That dude is indeed a true blue. He never lost faith. His contributions gave fellow blues like us hope even when the chips were down. Thanks bro. U have earned my respect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Dvampire(m): 11:19pm On May 19, 2012
2 trophies in the cabinet. And not moi-moi ones o. Where are all the haters? Hide ur faces in deep shame. Chelsea for now and forever.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Shuts Down Warri by Dvampire(m): 5:57pm On May 14, 2012
It is very true. The traffic gridlock started from Ogunu all the way down to Warri Sapele road. Uduaghan's house happens to be at Ogunu road and Patience came to the place. It was hell for commuters and pedestrians alike. They closed down the free flow of traffic and other forms of activity as a result of the visit. Why not declare a public holiday instead of subjecting people to such wahala
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:15pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:14pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:14pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:12pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:11pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: 3 Guys Say I Am The One. What Do I Do? by Dvampire(m): 5:09pm On May 11, 2012
For me, the first guy is it for you. Why do I say so? Certain things you mentioned about him reminds me of ME. Being out of work has a way of bringing out the ugly side in a guy. It creates a sense of being a failure. U begin to feel like others are more progressive than u are. It takes the grace of God, sheer determination and the warm companionship of family and friends to pull through. I suggest you give him a second chance. But do not fail to highlight ur observations in his attitude during part 1.
As for the USA guy, I'm not a fan of relationships built over the internet and other electro or telecommunication devices. There is nothing like seeing what a person can do and how he reacts to circumstances or situations, in the flesh. I can paint pictures on the screen of a computer or chat forum that would make me an angel, but is that really who I am?
No need talking about the other guy who left his girl for u. Money can't buy love neither is it a substitute for love.
Finally, don't be pressured. Marriage is something that should be enjoyed and not endured. It is the only institution where the certificate is issued before lessons are learnt. Don't rush into it out of pressure. If u believe in God, do not fail to pray to him. I know he will make your sun shine in due time.
RomanceRe: Describe Ur Ex Using Movie Titles by Dvampire(m): 8:46pm On Mar 19, 2012
My first babe can be titled Jurassic Park cos she nearly ate me alive. I thought I was free until I met my 2nd babe. That one was Night of the Living Dead.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by Dvampire(m): 11:23pm On Mar 14, 2012
And at the end of the encounter, Chelsea won. End of story. Oya make una go sleep.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League : Manchester United Vs Athletic Bilbao (2 - 3) On March 8th 2012 by Dvampire(m): 11:01pm On Mar 08, 2012
I only wish Switch47 would contribute to this. Even with Smalling spilling blood, Manure still lost.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League : Manchester United Vs Athletic Bilbao (2 - 3) On March 8th 2012 by Dvampire(m): 11:01pm On Mar 08, 2012
I only wish Switch47 would contribute to this. Even with Smalling spilling blood, Manure still lost.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League : Manchester United Vs Athletic Bilbao (2 - 3) On March 8th 2012 by Dvampire(m): 10:14pm On Mar 08, 2012
Bilbao richly schooling United
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu To Be Buried In American Gold Casket –bianca by Dvampire(m): 5:27am On Feb 27, 2012
Pls, will there be a public holiday declared in any of these days listed for the funeral?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry: Fa Set To Remove England Captaincy by Dvampire(m): 8:06pm On Feb 03, 2012
That is why the English squad will always be over hyped and play silly football in tournaments. Why delay the JT case till July? Then you turn around and strip him of the arm band? Was he found guilty? What investigations do they need more? Look, truth be told, JT is a world class defender and its obvious that England will suck without him. My feeling is that JT should just retire from the national team before the tournament because already, the english FA is creating tension among the player by stripping him off the captaincy and still making him available for team selection. What kind of dressing room atmosphere are they hoping to have?

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