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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi Am Gabriel I Stay In Maryland & V.g.c by Dvampire(m): 5:15pm On Nov 18, 2006
Roscodaddy:
Make una leave the young man alone,na only am dey stay for Maryland and VGC,na only am get 4 phones,maybe he forget to tell us how many banks he dey use. cheesy grin cheesy grin
HA HA HA HA. NOW I'M REALLY LAUGHING
RomanceRe: How Often Can One Make Love? by Dvampire(m): 5:10pm On Nov 18, 2006
rawlings:
hello what about the wrong part of it
the bad side of love making
risk of unwanted babies: researchers have said that, bla, bla, bla,
risk of HIV / STDS: researchers have, blah, blah, blah
risk of being over sexed or turned to a sex machine
the risk of, o dear the list is endless
RomanceRe: I'm I A Gay? by Dvampire(m): 4:31pm On Nov 18, 2006
you are not gay simple. next thread please!
FamilyRe: How Many Children Will You Love To Have? by Dvampire(m): 3:34pm On Nov 18, 2006
a number that will make a football team and a reserve bench
FamilyRe: Men, What Do U Desire In A Woman Most? by Dvampire(m): 2:18pm On Nov 18, 2006
she should be
romantic
apologetic
outspoken and eloquent
sensational
a good cook
respectful
and beautiful.
(looks at reply)

isn't this asking for too much? well, she should just be innovative. knowing what to do at the right time and how to do it right.
RomanceRe: Is She Really Pretending? by Dvampire(m): 1:38pm On Nov 18, 2006
man, no offence but you kinda sonund deperate. look,new-found love is like hot pepper soup which must be taken softly from the edges of the bowl and with a teaspoon.
there's a line in this old school track(cant really remember the artist now) that says: dont push it, dont force it, let it happen naturally; it will surely happen if it was meant to be.
forcing yourself on the girl will not make her change her mind towards you or like you any better. it might even irritate her. ladies have a rather complex nature i must confess. just play your part like a man. best of all you have told her your true intentions. be nice to her and when she needs your help do it like you dont expect any thanks or reward in return.
this works for me. i just hope it does for you.
best of luck bro
RomanceRe: Best Friend Wants To Date My Sister by Dvampire(m): 12:45pm On Nov 18, 2006
na wa-o. some guys are just making contributions as if they are not dating other guy's sisters. well the truth of the matter is that guys just want whats best for their sisters and that is why they (guys) try to be protective and play the big brother role. but it becomes a case of hand shake going beyond the elbow when the guy becomes over-protective and begins to dictate who and when and how to date.
the best is just talk to both parties at separate times since you are close to the both of them (one is your sis and the other your best friend). find out how serious they are willing to take the relationship. at least you are matured enough to know if one is serious about something or not.
in as much as you are the big brother, your sis and your friends have their lives to lead and there's absolutely little or nothing you can do if they are meant to be together. love is such a delicate issue. one has to tread softly on its path.
RomanceRe: To Da Lovely Ladies In Nairaland by Dvampire(m): 12:11pm On Nov 18, 2006
i cant really make head or tail out of this em, monologue , sorry POEM.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi Am Gabriel I Stay In Maryland & V.g.c by Dvampire(m): 12:03pm On Nov 18, 2006
naija4life:
I wonder ooo!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
LMAO
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi Am Gabriel I Stay In Maryland & V.g.c by Dvampire(m): 11:57am On Nov 18, 2006
goodluck. honestly bro, i really admire your CV especially the part where you named all the phone lines you use. i hope you have a phone for each line or na one phone you dey use come dey interswitch sims?
my guy abeg grow up.
RomanceRe: To Marry My Girlfriend He's Offering Me 2 Million Naira! by Dvampire(m): 11:43am On Nov 18, 2006
i'm begining to see that poverty can do a lot of things to us including trading our hearts for money. let us assume that the above story is true, and i truely love the girl like i claim, i will never trade my heart for any amount of money in the world. if the girl has feels that the new guy is the best for her, let her go ahead and marry him. it will hurt real bad losing someone so dear and with whom i've shared a good part of my life with. but i've always moved with this fact that what will be will be.
there are somethings tha happen to us in the present and they seem to be to our disadvantage but in the long run, if we dont lose faith and focus, we'll come to realise that God was elevating us from a lower standard to greater heights.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ever Been Heartbroken? by Dvampire(m): 10:07am On Nov 18, 2006
been heart-broken twice. the recent one was 10 months ago. it was not easy, but God was there for me. it even gave me the opportunity to put my emotional and spiritual house in order. i feel more refined now but still wary of another relationship.
RomanceRe: My Pathetic Story by Dvampire(m): 9:53am On Nov 18, 2006
my dear, i do understand your plight. i was once in such a situation myself and worse still was that i broke up with my ex in that jobless state; so you can imagine the hurt that i went through.
i am of the opinion that any good thing that you can find or lay your hands on, please gainfully engage yourself. that will keep you occupied and you'll have no time for entertaining the rubbish some freaks might bring your way. that orphanage work is just a right step in the right direction. you can never tell the kind of personalities you'll meet there in the course of doing this job. they might be the ones God might use to kick start your career in life.
Just be positive about life. when the night seems darkest, the dawn is just about to break.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. What Should I Do? by Dvampire(m): 9:37am On Nov 18, 2006
the point blamk truth is that your girl is up to spmething fishy. like one poster said, that is how it all starts - petty lies, escapades and before you know it, rumours and truths about her moves will start filtering into your ears. when you confront her for an explanation, she flares up, looks for the slightest chance to provoke you to anger so that you'll do something silly then she'll use that as a point against you to dump you. belive me guy, that is how it works.
the best thing i suggest is that you keep an open mind towards the whole thing. prepare your mind to leave the girl before it goes any worse. ladies have this knack for exploring murky waters even when their boyfriends whom they claim to love is right under their noses and is screaming words of warning.
RomanceRe: Things I Can't Do For My Girl by Dvampire(m): 2:16pm On Nov 16, 2006
abeg, i will do that and so much more for my girl. cos she has done more than expected.
FamilyRe: I Impregnanted My Best Friend's Only Daughter by Dvampire(m): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2006
you want us to tell you what to do now that the canoe has capsized? angry na wa for men-o. you should have called for our opinions when you were about to ejaculate into her so that we would have told you not to. *yeye man*
FamilyRe: Should I Cheat On My Wife? by Dvampire(m): 3:34pm On Nov 15, 2006
@topic: abeg put your 'tool' in its tool box angry if you are so hungry for 'away matches' why dont you try a brothel for a change. at least the LovePeddler will not demand for an affair after the services rendered. na guys like una dey give other guys bad name for babes presence.
FamilyRe: Help I Think I Might Be Pregnant! by Dvampire(m): 3:11pm On Nov 15, 2006
ha ha ha. i like what your mind is doing to you. at least you'll be careful next time and understand that sex comes witha lot of consequences if not handled with judgement and skill. precum is just the seminal fluid that aids the transportation of sperm cells. sperms thrive in the seminal fluid. look, you are not pregnant. you are just having fears about it. emotionally you are not prepared to start having sex. so i suggest you give it a break. be wise girl.
RomanceRe: Making Love With Your Man Friend In Your Matrimonial Bed by Dvampire(m): 2:59pm On Nov 15, 2006
@topic:that's a big risk you are taking there. the best option you have to take is to put an end to the adultrous affair.all the posters have said it all. the end is disaster thereof.
RomanceRe: Am Bored, What Should I Do by Dvampire(m): 4:15pm On Nov 04, 2006
@ dominobaby: e don do naaa
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Married Guys Do This by Dvampire(m): 3:09pm On Nov 04, 2006
married chicks do the same; so it cuts across gender
RomanceRe: Am Bored, What Should I Do by Dvampire(m): 3:01pm On Nov 04, 2006
lmfao grin i really dont know what to say to you even. anyways, i suggest you read more romance books like mills and boon series. could help (lol)
RomanceRe: The Most Intriguing Love Story You Have Heard Or Watched In A Movie by Dvampire(m): 7:42pm On Nov 01, 2006
well, where do i start from? is it the fact that we hated each others guts the first time we met or when i walked into my house and found out that she was gisting with my mum?

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