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Too bad. To think that there was a party thrown when this drug addict was born. He couldn't even get his points straight. Well, it's a thin line separating sanity from kolo.

A friend once said that Nigeria is designed to shatter dreams. I now believe him 100%

The husband to be is a wuss.

So, people must call you before you advertise this business of yours? If truly you want to make money and you GENUINELY want people to make money, you will advertise this money spinner of yours here. Otherwise, you're just another upcoming scam artist.

My guy...9 years of relationship?! That's deep. When were you planning of putting the ring on it bro? That aside, let her be. She's still smarting from the drama you served. She will come around. You guys have been together far too long. However when this is resolved, marry her fast or else....don't think she does not have toasters o.

I stopped using DSTV long ago. I opted for CTL and I have been enjoying it ever since. I watch all the soccer I want, the children enjoy their cartoons and madam can watch all the lifestyle and fitness programs that time permits her to. N3150 monthly. DSTV subscription that is now higher than house rent!

I just begin to wonder why some girls go just believe say tree-trunk thighs are sexy. Give me a slim curvy portable easy-to-twirl-and-swirl-babe over this grand canyon any day.

This is the picture of the youngest lawmaker in Britain. She is just 22. Not all these grand-mums sampling teeth.

Dirty room. So you no fit arrange those clothes in the wardrobe before rushing for pictures.

Ahhhh Maria! Please tell us where are you? It's not nice uploading your pictures on social media and websites. Just pick up your phone. Ever since you escaped from the psychiatric home, I have wondered how you are coping because you left without your drugs. Please come back and complete your treatment. Lest I forget, please try and wipe off all those markings on your body. If not, the doctor would think his medication is not working and might increase your dosage.
Stupid ass girl!

Application closed on the 6th of February and you are loading it on Nairaland today?

goingape1:
point of correction! there are called shark whale and not dolphins.

over 400 shark whale were redeploy back into the sea and 100 is confirm dead. this is the third largest phenomenon every recorded in history while here in Nigeria we are eating them.

Thanks for the observation. Shark whale, dolphins = marine animals isn't it sir? Point is, we eat too many wildlife and it's not a good thing.
PS: you watch too much National Geographic wild.

Similar thing happened on the coasts of New Zealand 3 days ago and the mayor of the community had to call for more hands from schools and other organizations to join in the rescue efforts of saving the dolphins. Over 400 dolphins were stranded on the coasts that day. About 100 were saved. Here, we pepper soup and eat every creature. Too bad and too sad.

APC and PDP na the same boat carry dem. No truth in their mouths. F@*k all politicians. Bunch of rogues they are.

Many of our brothers and sisters do many sinister and degrading stuff just to survive. Packing shoes for C. Ronaldo is a beautiful job abeg. Do you know the kind of perks that will come with the job? Abeg no go there o.

If my conversion is correct, that will be 20million USD multiplied by N496 (black market), which is N9.92billion. Please when do we start filming?

Since selfie was discovered, many girls have traded their brains for a spot on social media. This is or will later be someone's wife and someone's mother.

it becomes clearer that Fela was very right when he sang "suffering and smiling". Nigerians are the cause of their own problems. so because 2face is calling for a protest, his so-called sins are the now being used against him abi? at least, he accepted responsibility for the babies and his taking care of them.

I will slap her, her mother and the OP who created this thread till they bleed from their armpits. Stupid thread!

I don't understand women at all. They will spend so much on make-up and then wash it off in the evening. All I see here is plenty make up.

The way some ladies flaunt sex-related matters makes you wonder if it's only sex that they have to offer. There is no single day you visit a blog or a webpage that you will not see a girl striving so hard to get n.aked.

Well, let's assume he has decided to change his ways; his repentance is not complete. He should turn himself over to the appropriate authorities to answer for his crimes. That is called restitution. He should answer for the rape issues and other vices he was responsible for. Otherwise, he is merely postponing the evil day. I wonder why people think that having committed a grevious crime, by merely going to confess to a pastor, their forgiveness is complete. Confession to those you have hurt is a major part of the repentance process.

back2sender:
Dem tie you rope on nairaland? No be by force to come to the link.
MMM MEANS MAGA FOOD DON READY.
MMM IS DEAD AND BURIED

This goes to show how ignorant you are. I won't be surprised you still wear diapers in real life. Please carry your embryonic brain somewhere else.

SexyBabe001:
According to Credible information reaching us from very reliable sources Chuddy Ugorji, the Criminal initiator of the Nigerian faction of the mavrodi mondial moneybox ponzi scheme Aka MMM Nigeria and the so called MMM Number one Guider has Absconded Nigeria he has relocated to Philippine with his MMM Wife to enjoy their MMM loot.

In Other news Majority of MMM Participants are still yet to be paid back their money.

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/mmm-number-one-guider-chuddy-ugorji.html

Anybody can just get up and write thrash all in the name of blogging and the cheap availability of megabytes. Just look at this write up and you will know that the writer has no idea of what he is saying. What does he mean by credible information? What's the name of his source? How can you call someone who has not been charged or found guilty of any crime by the courts, criminal? That's treading on the path of libel. I blame Nairaland moderators and administrators more. There was a time when Nairaland was the source of authentic news and only credible pieces of information were streamed onto its front page. Now any Tom, Dick, Harry and Jane can put up anything and it will hit front-page. Seun, please review and appraise your moderators abeg.

Although men will cling to the masculine-ego thing and thus find it hard to apologize, a lot of women suck at apologizing. They have this I'm always right feeling. The more reason why malice is prevalent within the womenfolk. A guy might have an issue with a fellow guy and an extended handshake of peace calms frayed nerves. How ever, for our sisters, some will go as far as still exerting revenge even after apologies have been tendered.

Women of easy virtue everywhere. Later they would want a God-fearing man to marry them.

I wonder why a hot topic like this with 6 pages and counting has not made it to the front page, but is tucked away here in the romance section. However, if the topic said "MMM set to crash" or "See the big snake killed in our farm" it will hit front page with only two comments.

If I have N500 million now, Linda will no longer be my taste na. Besides, why will I put that kind of money on a woman close to 40 when I can get better, sharper value for far less?

....incidentally, this is someone's son, who people are looking up to. I weep for the availability of cheap data and China phone.

My condolences over the death of your mum. Since you don't have the account number, go to the bank with the full names which you have. Remember to ask for the branch where the account was opened. This is necessary because an account can only be closed by the branch that opened it. Once the account number is given to you, proceed with her death certificate and family resolution letter to the high court for a letter of administration to be drawn up. The court will give you a cover note, authorizing the bank to disclose the account balance to them and to you. With the certified bank balance, the court will prepare and serve a letter of administration to the bank after collecting 10% of the account balance. This amount, you pay upfront, before they serve the bank.
Once the bank receives the letter of administration, they will conduct a search on it. This is to certify its authenticity. Once the report comes back authentic, the bank will notify you and you have to complete an indemnity form. Completing this form means, you cannot hold the bank liable for any wahala that might arise after the letter of administration has been executed. The bank charges between 5k to 11k for search, depending on the bank. This amount is debited from the account. After executing the indemnity process, you will have to provide the bank with a photocopy of a valid means of identity (any of driver's license, voters card, international passport or national ID card). Where you do not have any of the following, get someone who has, so that he/she can complete the bank's 3rd party identification form. Also, go along with a passport photograph.
Once, they will raise the necessary banking entries, pay you and close the account. This is just a rough idea of what to expect before you can claim the money. However, if at the first approach and the bank refuses to give you the account number upon presentation of the name, please employ the services of a lawyer. Also note that, probate matter na plenty money matter so if the amount you are pursuing is less than 150k, please think carefully before you embark as you are bound to encounter court, lawyer and bank bottlenecks
Cheers and all the best.

with no comments, this MMM related topic has hit front page just like that. Nairaland moderators, your aversion towards MMM is now no-holds-barred hilarious. For your information, MMM is not the only so-called ponzi scheme in offer now.

Lately, almost all discussion boards on this forum have been trailed with responses and memes like "i don't give a f**k."; those who gave a f.**k. went that way" etc. while some were hilarious, others were out rightly annoying. It's occupying everywhere now. Please what's your take? i hope so see someone not give a f.**k. to this post.