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ur girl has become one of them. all those denials are just mere facade. drop her while u still have ur heart in ur chest

@ poster
are u sure u are ok? because from the way u are sounding, u seem to be calling for a bed space to be reserved for u at the Psychiatric Hospital in Uselu

yep. u just gave the solution. i advise she starts using a good deodrant/perfume. also, good simple hygiene is a must. like not repeating the same undies day in and out.

this is the weirdest post ever.

none. all of them know how to wubble & fumble once they adorn the green jersey

pls do u think DSTV is being considerate here? last month subscribers to the compact bouquet(N4300 MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION.), had the chance of watching supersport 3N. it was kind of a breakaway from the usual supersport 3. then one day, they just yanked it away. right now, people enjoying the premium bouquet of 9k now have two supersports 3 channels. isn't that crazy? personally, i used to think that supersport 3N was the thin line that differentiated the family bouquet from compact. but with the its removal, do u think there is much difference between family bouquet and compact? not to add the fact that they skeletally relay english premiership matches. recently, TCM was also removed and put on premium. pls what's ur take on this?

my brother, do not wait until she screams his name in the heat of passion and blames it on exhaustion. investigate man!

if i could turn back the hands of time, i'd like to go back to my NYSC days. there's this babe i dated. i'd love to show her how i've horned my skills in 'indoor games'

the name of this thread should have been called insults & rage.

like ur signature says, pls wire her. if u no want, let her go!

be bold enough to tell her ur mind. tell her u want a serious relationship with her and if she does not agree, i suggest u let her go. u will only be hurting urself by loving a woman who sees u as her urge cooler

abeg, wetin u dey try tell us? we no understand o.

@ poster: is this question for an end of session project or something? why are u so keen abt how many guys girls have slept with? ok u know what? how abt we do it like this; how many babes have u bunkered? tell the truth o!

chop and clean mouth my guy. awof no pass dis one o. but make sure u wear raincoat sha. u never can tell if she don carry or dey carry around and dey find who she go give.

@ poster
see stroking! guy abeg if na me be u, i no go post again for NL

damn,! i forgot. the girl in question was a guy turned to a girl. and according to my friend, he has not straffed her before.

ask her first. nobody be mind reader on nairaland to tell u what she will say. in fact her reply will give u the impetus to continue or not.

please o my dear people of nairaland help me to help my friend. he lives in the united states. last night, he called me, informing me that he does not know what to do with his girlfriend of approximately 6 months. he is confused because of a recent discovery he made about her. now my friend adores this girl (at least that's what i could gather from the way he 'preaches' about her.) reason for his confusion? he discovered last week that she is a transexual. now he is irked.
abeg what do u think he should do.

ps- transexual is a person who has undergone surgery to alter his/her original gender. e.g guy changing to girl and vice versa.

u can bend smoked fish to the desired shape only when the fish is still fresh out of water . not when it has become 'okporoko' then u attempt bending. my dear, some people make the mistake of thinking that marriage will change a guy. if this was 1963, then i will agree with that school of thought. but alas, this is 2009. times have changed; and so have people's views abt marriage. thing is - work out the differences u have with him before marriage. iron out those grey areas that make u uncomfortable abt him and if u are satisfied with the results, MARRY. because, personal experience & that of others have taught me that marriage is a life long thing. no be football match when referee blow whistle, everybody go im house.

DeReloaded:
Rofl. wasnt she 'sucking" before, why the convincing?

my brother she no dey gree suck o. na war before she go gree. but she sabi the work well o. i wonder what entered her head that day.

i would rather add that the craziest thing a girl has ever done to me was way back in school, when my ex yelled at me as we walked down a busy street. 'no more sucking! i will not suck you anymore!' no more sucking! take ur penis elsewhere i will not suck it anymore. abi na by force?!'. i felt like fainting.
truth is all i wanted was to convince her to give me a Mouth Action. but i think i stuck the wrong chord.

i winder why some people will spend years, serious years dating. what do u expect from a relationship that have the partners living the life of married people. obviously, they are bound to run out of steam to keep it going. ever heard of the term 'see each other finish?'

i will start from where the robbers stop.

walk up to her, smile, and repeat these words 'hello, my name is so and so, i do so and so for a living, do u like meat-pie? i could buy u one, we grab a few drinks, the maybe Bleep.' see?! u have hit the nail on the head stylishly cos that is ur ultimate aim in the long run.

'bone' her till she calls back

*yells* could u guys just cut out the argument & skpi to the point of contributing to the thread?!

charles316:
@PATWHIZKID,JUST NOTICED THAT WHEN PPLE ARE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING REASONABLE,U COME WITH D SIZE OF A MAN`S privates.AS A WOMAN ,U WHOLE LIFE SHLD NOT BE CENTRED ON A MAN `S privates.THINK ABT UR GUTTER (SORRY CUNT) THAT WE GUY ARE DESTROYING.WHAT WILL U HAVE LEFT FOR UR HUSBAND.
IS UR DAD`S privates UP TO 8 INCHES.PLS WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR UR ANSWER.

this is a deep beef brewing.

the guy don vex o. moderators take note.

amaikama:
@poster!! let me tell you the truth about 21 first century women/ladies/singles. they are all looking for security, not love. Its only the few well brought up that you can count on. The rest are what people say,""monkey dey work baboom dey chop""

exactly!