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AntiWailer:
Lol.


That is somebody just downloading pictures of people crying without knowing the story behind it for a presentation.

It has nothing to do with Govt.

I am surprised special advisers are seing something different.

Some one was tasked with preparing the slides. He needed to depict crying for help and probably searched Google for images.

He saw this and it perfectly communicate what he wanted without the person knowing the story behind it.

Youths should use their common sense once in a while.

shut your maggot infested mouth.... there's no how Google won't direct him to nairaland where d pictures were posted which will make awe the thread title the picture was attached to.... onions brain

why she come resemble afro candy

so far so good we're still living today..... but we don't what tomorrow brings in this CRAZY WORLD.. people dieing like flies ever day, u read about it in d news but u don't believe it... U only know about it when a man in a longer coat knocks on your door... cos you're his next VICTIM

plizavocalz:
hello
just had this girlfriend...
we got hooked up on fb...she is my course mate but a level lower than I..tho we didnt talk to each other for buh we had this connection when we chatted and ever since she's been so sweet.... we moved from besties to lovers... am sure she doesn't need my money cos she sends me recharge card.she's pretty and guys have been asking her out...she tells me about them..my fear is that I don't want to loose her to any guy.. am fun,,,,and all that...we chat for long nd talk at lengths.....
currently am on vac buh will resume school this weekend... how do I step up my game with her....she posts swt things on my timeline.. I know its kinda risky.. buh I just left it that way.
she loves me....am sure buh how do I make sure I don't fade or some guy beats me to her......

my guy.... because of this mindset"or some guy beats me to her "you'll loose her very soon.... the mindset you should have is "though there are many guys after her I'm the best of them all" focus on yourself and not them other dudes

can u fvck away?!.... As in can u fvck off?!

OP the formulae to get over a heart break is DTF..... D stands for delete, that is delete all her pictures, numbers, unfriend her on your socialmedia, delete people related to her in one way or the other (I. e abstain from them)...... T is for Turn off that's when the thought of her comes to your mind replace it with things u don't like about her"like the stupid odour of her mess" or any other turn off...... F is for Focus, for that particular period find something to focus on, something that will take your time, engage in exercises like; press ups, deep breathing, and sit ups it helps.... but the easiest way is TO GIVE YOUR FEELINGS TO ANOTHER GIRL.... this formulae is for sissies like u reaL GEES don't cry over no b*tch

OP the formulae to get over a heart break is DTF..... D stands for delete, that is delete all her pictures, numbers, unfriend her on your socialmedia, delete people related to her in one way or the other *I. e abstain from them)...... T is for Turn off that's when the thought of her comes to your mind replace it with things u don't like her about "like the stupid odour of her mess" or any other turn off...... F is for Focus, for that particular period find a something to focus on, something that will take your time engage in exercises like press ups deep breathing sit ups it helps.... but the easiest way is TO GIVE YOUR FEELINGS TO ANOTHER GIRL

the chick wowor oh

nice one brymo...... ori e pe bi alajo somolu

Mr man no dey carry woman matter for head..... you won't want to give yourself hbp... to me personally If I don f*ck a girl she's free to go anytime I don't care anymore.... the pvssy is not meant for one man alone don't be selfish.. stop disgracing real MEN

can u fvck away?!.. like can you fvck off?!

OboOlora:
I was a raised by a good mother. Wish you well...

maybe you're not a bitch after all since u didn't insult me back you've got my respect....... My unreserved apology

OboOlora:
Please don't disrespect me. How has my contribution made me a LovePeddler? I demand an apology from you .

I don't apologize to bitches... BTW I only stated d obvious "you're a LovePeddler " ... now take your smelling disgusting cameltoe outta here

OboOlora:
People with this kind of disabilities usually have BIG dicks. I'm sure that's what the lady felt in the second to the last pic

OLOSHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KreativGenius:
100% on point @ a man that knows that he should hurt my feelings, one told me i'm too nice way too nice. It's the one that wounds them, bruise them, so they can feel pain, they like. I think the ecstasy they feel after the pain make them feel happier than been treated nicely, treating women nicely scratches the surface, it doesn't deep deep into their emotional reservoir, hence they will love a nice guy less. I learnt this the hard way. Also, guys shouldn't call all the time, or be in regular touch, they need some withdrawal and absence so they can wound internally to develop more love.


100% AGAIN @ no woman wants your love I repeat no woman wants your love... they're the ones to love ours is to make them love

They don't want men that fall for them, but they want men they can fall for. This is how it works bro, you're on point. I learnt this too in the hard way.


Na so @ when a lady says "I want a man that loves me "... what she means is "I want a man that tells me what I want to hear"

imagine this last year..... there was this girl I dated "damilola" she came to my place we were gisting and teasing mathematically... then I went to pee, came and met her wif my phone going 2ru my msgs I told her to apologize she said no... then I told her dami pick your bag and leave, she said are you asking me to leave? I repeated "dami pick your bag and leave" she said "I will go oh " I left her went to my bed and lied down she repeated "David I will go oh" I said pls leave already, I could see the confusion on her face, she got angry nd left thinking I will run after her and beg (like some sissies do)but I didn't .... after 30mins she came back knelt down and apologize LOL... what am I saying "I kept my emotions in check " by emotions I mean anything like love,desperation, fear of loosing her.... when a lady notice she can't break your heart you become her zeus

agongajoseph:
OP you are blessed for this piece. ...this is so correct

thank u brotherly..... what i posted is empirical (research work and experience )... when a lady says "I want a man that loves me "... what she means is "I want a man that tells me what I want to hear" "a man that buys me gifts once in a while " "a man that knows that he should hurt my feelings 70 percent and make me happy 30 percent...... . no woman wants your love I repeat no woman wants your love... they're the ones to love ours is to make them love

there are 3 types of women :the loose, the gamer and the good..... the LOOSE sleeps with every Dicksons and pricksons, these types you take your share and leave.... THE GAMER these ones have their MAIN guy but keeps other guys around not necessarily for sex but for her provisions each of these guys have their specific duties only the sharper guy will eat her.... THE GOOD these types don't double date, they are the one guy kinda girls, they are highly emotional and they stick with their boo through hard times, KEEP HER... .. BUT the problems men have is that we disobey the natural rules nature gave us to use on women which is E. M. F.... E is for Emotions neva show your emotions in fact have zero emotions, ladies are never attracted to guys with emotions... Emotions makes u weak that's why we have many sissies today disgracing MEN, play it in your head everyday...... M is for MESS which means mess with her head in other words only focus on telling her what she wants to hear, be mysterious I. e act weird sometimes, don't always be direct, make sure to hurt her feelings 60 percent of the times.... F I'll keep that to myself..... but the two most important rules are those two mentioned above.... show no feelings be dramatic that's y ladies sees the BAD guys as ALPHAMALES because they don't show emotions

RRWraith:
Goodday guys, Nice flows y'all got there.
Guys we know how pretencious girls can be, especially the ones you got to meet in church, they tend to hide their sexuality and only those who knows their onions can bring them outta their shell of pretence.
Only those who get them to explore their sexuality has an ultimate place in their hearts or 'head' rather
There's this girl i have been involved with, she hot and all, i have honed my skills with her but one thing seems to keep me at bay, the fact that we haven't gone intimate, intimacy in terms of going 'physical' before we actually go 'physical'(if u know what i mean).
I am someone who likes to connect beyond just being friends, i like to hear u talk to me about things and all, i like to hear the things u do, the things u enjoy, the things u like about sex, i like people that dont pretend and say things without fear, in simple terms i like getting to know them deeply
I have had girls who talk to me just the way i like it, who tell me about other guys, who even talk dirty but this one just tends to be different....it seems there needs to be some things to be done to get them closer.

How do you get physical or go intimate with such girls?
how do you get them to talk to you freely and be open with you?
how do u get them to trust u?

Bro! if u see a girl as a good girl she'll act as a good girl around u... if u see her as a bad girl (i don't mean prostitute o.. I mean naughty)she'll act as a bad girl towards you..... the same girl forming decency around u is all naughty with another guy... So the ball is in your court bring out the naughtiness in her through teasing... you can start teasing her like this "comot joor!... you that suppose to be twerking for me at least twice in a week, you're boring joor" "abi u don't know that I like good bad girls?! "

lol biker mice from mars

So in other words since u won d pageant... d!ck neva massage your Toto

So in other words since u won d pageant... d!ck neva message your Toto

I will start cheating on my girlfriend..

kokoA:
finally found someone that thinks like me she could have been saying "yes! Yes! Tessa's!!" and crying out of excitement she was getting from a foreign d!KC....

maybe we are the Einsteins of this generation

Once a hoe.. always a hoe

Maybe she was grinding on another man's d*ck when u made that call.... she cried because of the sweetness she was feeling

DABMarkNig2019:
it that all there is in a woman?
I value her way more than sex

ok sir... just pray she doest cheat on u cuz u look too emotional for a man

See fresh thick pussy op go dey enjoy everyday.. chaiiii

Chai see wetin tagbo bin dey suck

Hussmanov:
Field report
I entered school today and l sighted a chik 2/10 anyway ,l am bad at grading buh l needed to practice my skills ,she was taking pics so l allowed her when she was done l sat beside her ..
I ran d phone opener ..lf l were dis phone u pressing l wouldn't come to u in my next world ....I was stammering l felt my heart will break my ribcage to pop out ...Yeh this gal didn't say anything while she continued with her press press
There comes a9 /10 girl from my Dept ...We talked ,discussed and I made her day cos she was lucky to have chatted with me.
Due to jealousy,alienation n my sendless attitude the 2/10 girl later left.....
He who laughs last laugh best ....
These are d reasons why the 9/10 came straight to me even though there many guys around
1. I'm brilliant ..Bookish .. Ain't blowing my trumpet buh l need to be realistic
2. I was elegantly dressed with my new Oxford brogues ..She complimented me by saying dis shoes are for classic men..

Sense pill ****cc.. Harddon
Women are always attracted to men with good fashion sense,
Dressing well is a confidence booster

you stammering that's why she didn't respond it depicts fear..... remember confidence attract ladies more than looks