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telkevog:
Good! But Op, since when did she change her name to "Yemi Alada"?

since when she stopped making hits

keep preaching bro...i'll advice that before you leave her make sure to fvck her

LolaO:
My relationship of 5 years ended in the most heartbreaking way.

He got transferred to Asaba from Lagos and months later just stopped talking to me, no communication, no closure, nothing, just like that.
It’s been 5 months now.

This is someone I had planned my whole life around.

Distance does not make the heart go fonder.

I am so hurt, it hurts.

Stupid bitch, no man will just leave his girlfriend of five years...my guy don discover say you be coded runs girl.

you sure say this guy no dey manage some other things in her life？

For EFCC mind now they have given a robust reply o...As in for their mind now they have COZAed it

why cant the Akwa abasi ibom state just stop doing business with these egoistic Nnamdis and chibuzors？....we have to protect our identity else, in 10yrs time Akwa ibom may be renamed arachukwu . Abasi akang o

buhari the idiot supported by nairaland zombies

prof Age of unilorin is a wicked man...I know of 3 people who have committed suicide already on the issue

It was reported to us few days ago that a particular lady attempted suicide in her hostel. To God be thy glory, she was caught in the act and was taken to the University Mosque to stay with other Muslim sisters. Prior to this, a particular guy was reported to have bought sniper while his twin bro was the person God used to save him.
The suicidal attempts prompt us to go into the university community to know what is really happening. Below is the information we gathered from both students and staffs in the University.

In August, 2019 it was viral in the University community that certain number of students’ portal were locked by the university management.
Affected Students were so troubled while majority approach the university management on the issue. It was reported that; students illegally access their results via a particular link different from the normal portal. Because, in University of Ilorin, final year students can’t access their results on their portal. The said link is being used to gain access to their hidden results.
The University proceed in sending letter to the affected students departments instructing the department not to process the students results for graduation. It came as a joke! The H.O.D of each department invited the concern students telling them the decision of the management on their case.
Fast forward to the University Senate Sitting. During the sitting, information reached us that some Professors argued with the Vice Chancellor (Prof. Age) stating that, the students should be allowed to graduate since there is no stated punishment for the said offence in the University handbook. Besides, there is no evidence to prove the students affected actually did it themselves due to what has been happening on the University website overtimes. It was reported to us that, the Vice Chancellor (Prof. Abdulkareem Age) disagree with them while he said the matter should be pending till further notice.
A day after the sitting, graduating list was released while other students were processed for convocation ceremony.
Our team went to the University, we got information from students and some staffs as regards this issue. The said link and Spreadsheet that the University claimed is been used by students has been in existence for over 4 years. In fact, it was said that more than 60% of the students uses it to check their results before been released officially. And a particular staff said, the link cannot be used to change results. It can ONLY aide the students in seeing their results.
We proceed with our investigation. From one of the staff at COMSIT, we were told that a particular man called Prof. Adeniran (from faculty of Engineering) is the one behind this dilemma. His the one pushing this case ever since he heard students now have access to their results via a particular link.
It was reported that, Prof. Adeniran went to report the Deputy Vice Chancellor academics (Prof. Malomo) twice stating that; students now have back end into the university portal where they change their results and he has set trap for some set students who used the link (the 300 plus). We were told that; the Changing of results part was what triggered Prof. Malomo which made her reacts to the case.
Also, from our investigation, we gathered that Most students affected doesn’t have idea about it because, via that spreadsheet, other students’ results can be accessed. Besides, we gathered that during electioneering period in the school, people from COMSIT gives students’ politicians COMPLETE DATABASE of other students which contains their portal password for voting processes. It was reported that; the management is aware students have their colleague’s password especially during electioneering period. We were told that, the Sub Dean Student Affairs Unit (Dr Alex Akanmu) has full idea on how these things works. We were told, he made it known to the Vice Chancellor on the inauguration day for the New Student Union Executives that; Some people hacked into the university portal and gave some candidates thousands of votes few hours when the election commence before it was detected.
The above information made it glaring that, most students affected don’t really have idea about it because it is easy for another person to access their portal due to viral availability of their details.
Yesterday, it was reported to us that the Students Union will release an update about the issue but to our surprise no information has been release till this moment.
We gathered early this morning that, the affected students will be invited for Student Disciplinary Committee (SDC) for investigation. In University of Ilorin, nobody goes to SDC without been punished. That’s why we are writing this to the world. Please, come to the aide of these students. They are helpless. They cannot talk. The management threatened them that it mustn’t get to the internet. Convocation is 23rd of October… These students must graduate with others….. NIGERIANS HELP… OTO GE PROF. AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fellow Nigerians, your help is needed.
Enough is Enough Unilorin
Enough is Enough Prof Age
Free these students

how could the love of my life and your potential wife be the ......?

here's my analysis: from the radiating vibe on davido's face ; he loves chioma. From chioma's countenance 80% of the time, it can be deduced that her love for davido is a farce, and it's below the benchmark of 0.5.

why is everyone in the BRT frowning at her?...Their countenances reads "I no send you"....even when tiwa go do model last week for obodo oyibo , oyibo them no even look am

since you've resorted to painting me black on nairaland , you forgot to tell them how i caught you sending n*des pics to Joe on whatsApp

if this marriage last ...then buhari is more brilliant than Einstein

when will banky w and adesua break up?

one thing to learn from this Ramsey's family picture is ...no matter how handsome you are your wife will still fvck outside . imagine ! in all the three kids only one looks like him

SultanOfAbia:
The knowledge of medicine came from God. Jesus proved this as he was a Healer..
JESUS HEALED THE SICK WITHOUT SCIENCE
Science is good.. The real pioneers of Science were Magicians and Astronomers that looked up to heaven for Divine knowledge
Who gave them that knowledge?
Astronomers believe in God and all mathematics and physics revolved around the mysteries of the Universe.
Its God that gave Moses the knowledge on how to heal the snake bitten Israelites.
So just know that the fore fathers of Science recieved divine knowledge from God..
Ancient Egypt was far advanced than our current civilization and they still believe that there is a Divine Creator they called Anun which is represented by the Sun.
All knowledge comes from God. The deeper science goes the more they confirm that there is a Supreme Creator..

pls how was ancient Egypt more civilized than our current civilization? Did they have digital technology? speed train ? and so on

The guy is a fool for not dumping you ...if only men understands the concept of the SISTERHOOD, they'll know that the only person in the sisterhood that is not against them is their MOTHER. So they'll gladly allow their mom choose a wife for them .You can deceive your boyfriend but you can't deceive the mother cos she's part of the SISTERHOOD too , she has seen through the whoredom inherent in you and your plan to destroy her son's life by bringing in another man's seed for him to raise

she's been DICKtained by femi

ubunja:
lmfao telenovela doesn't work on naija girls.

yea Bro...keep up with your good work , we might join you soon to enlighten our fallen brothers . i have something on" behind her psychology" but the time to bare out here ,isn't feasible yet . But you can go on with the ministry bro , save the souls of whimps and her majesty worshippers

how come nobody noticed what the girl @sedutrice pulled? ; damn! she just played a psychological trick on us , what she displayed there were all mind games to make some guys believe there are ladies these truths don't work on, she's was trying to equate the truth to manipulation while in d real sense , this discovery(red pill) is a universal truth , natural truth, philosophical and biological truth. I've tested these truths on the good , the bad and ugly and it worked, in fact a decent virgin confessed to me that she likes it when i abuse her and when i call her bitch , the girl is chasing me as we speak, that she even introduced me to her friends as her boyfriend . see gbeke o , girl wey i never asked out, all i did was to break the rules , as in i converted romance to seduction clothed with an air of " i don't give a fvck what u think or feel", despite her being a good girl ,guess what? it worked!. I never learnt that from ubunja or harddon I only discovered that telenovela doesn't work on girls especially Naija girls but James bond novela usually wet their pants ....see ehn guys have to be alerted that the female folks are not happy that some guys have known the truth and they will do everything to return you back to pvssy prison albeit subtly , even your mom will tell you treat her nicely she's a Lady but does it work ?

if you as a guy doubts any of these hypotheses , why not carry out the research yourself , chase two girls at the same time , on girl 1 use Barry Allen style on her and on girl 2 use Oliver queen style on her . And pls come back to tell us which of the style worked .

someone should advice this man to come down to Nigeria, he's gonna leave a rich man . Nigeria houses the most gullible set of religious people in the planet ...if they can worship men like TB Joshua ,imagine what they will do to a Jesus' look alike


I heard and watched with my two naked eyes on live TV holy communion service 2013, a female pastor in Christ embassy referring to pastor Chris as their own Jesus. A word for your archive , for those who don't know , in Christ embassy they literally worship pastor Chris , you'll hear them say " pastor said ; pastor said" throughout their preaching. counter them on why pastor worshipping is wrong and they will quote scriptures for you . And truly the quoted scriptures will match their doings . you know the bible is so flexible to the extent that all doctrines has their back up verses, a cele pastor will show you in the same Bible why he lights red candle while praying

we yorubas want ruga ...we are ready to give our ancestral land to our Fulani masters , and to secure our 2023 presidency ambition . But will our Yoruba Christian brothers collude with us?

And why is it coming from moshood a Muslim?

why is sanwo olu always posing in pictures like a poor man that hasn't eaten for days

is that man the best comedian in Iran?.. cos his jokes cracked me up

is that man the best comedian in Iran.. cos his jokes cracked me up

J111333:
Most dudes here underestimate the US and I can only laugh. Well, Nigerians are free with their opinions afterall nothing in this world will make the US attack Naija, na Ghana dey will just send to teach us some lessons.

come on bro , Nigeria will erase ghana in 2days . Pls don't undermine our military might , though I assume you're just being sarcastic

If these people succeeds in Islamizing Igbo land , then Christianity in Nigeria is in deep soup ..BTW ebonyi is not fully Igbo sha

where's Donstan18 sef, I miss his posts