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Jokes Etc / Re: What Qualities Does A Comedian Need To Be Outstanding And Be Among The Best. by dy27(m): 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2016
Thanks .
Jokes Etc / Re: Root Cause Of Corruption In Nigeria .true Or False? by dy27(m): 2:33pm On Aug 27, 2016
Bravemargai:
The true cause of corruption in nigeria z greed


Thanks.. I miss out the picture..
Jokes Etc / Expensive Joke by dy27(m): 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2016
I Entered a bus from Kwara to Enugu.
After some minutes,i decided to scare
the passengers.
So i brought ou t my fone.. And
started faking a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a
call) ''
hello Chuwkud, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin
close
to me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play.
Jokes Etc / Root Cause Of Corruption In Nigeria .true Or False? by dy27(m): 2:12pm On Aug 27, 2016
True cause of corruption?

Jokes Etc / Re: What Qualities Does A Comedian Need To Be Outstanding And Be Among The Best. by dy27(m): 1:50pm On Aug 27, 2016
Please subscribe to my youtube channel ( dammy adewolu) , you can also search me on Facebook page , dy27 laffing gas.
If you like what you see ,please help me share my jokes and skits .

Thanks .
#dy27laffinggas
Jokes Etc / What Qualities Does A Comedian Need To Be Outstanding And Be Among The Best. by dy27(m): 3:39am On Aug 27, 2016
winkI am dy27 laffing gas. An upcoming comedian already making waves on Facebook and YouTube. I have started receiving calls and invitation for shows and occasion. I just need your advice to step up the game to the next level.

I will appreciate your feed back.

Cheers,

Dy27 Laffing Gas.
Education / Re: Serena Omo-Lamai Secures Admission To 13 Universities - Photo by dy27(m): 10:48am On Aug 09, 2016
Waooo! Nigerians making waves all over the world..Proudomonaija! cool
Politics / Re: Enugu Men Divorce Wives Raped By Fulani Herdsmen by dy27(m): 10:43am On Aug 09, 2016
modath:

I do not blame the men, it may be wrong but that's the way of the world.

People treat rape victims as pariah forgetting they are victims & will mock their spouse and relatives without considering the impropriety of such actions and how it makes the victims feel worse (probably more than the actual crime)

I pray and hope the women are taken in by NGOs (govt is USELESS) for counselling, rehab and relocation from that community so they don't take the "easy way" out..

As for the animals in human skin called herdsmen, Ecowas terrorists, bandits or whatever anybody chooses to call them, they will never end well, they will be fed to the dogs, their children will be raised by strangers, joy will never locate them!!!!

& anybody (from whatever region) that makes mockery of these already debased and traumatised women will have a long term relationship with joylessnessl!!!

Some things are sacred and off limits. sad

You dey vex o my sis.. u yarnwell shocked
Education / Re: Ashawo High School Signpost That Has Got People Talking(pic) by dy27(m): 8:15am On Aug 09, 2016
Olosho university,Iranu secondary school, Pata primary school all na same,same grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwean Policeman Caught In Bed With Junior Policeman's Wife (pic) by dy27(m): 7:54am On Aug 09, 2016
Gbese re o,i no dey tire grin
Politics / Re: Militants Vow To Kill Moslems & Burn Mosques If Boko Haram Kills Christians by dy27(m): 11:08pm On Aug 06, 2016
Stelvin101:
These two set of people giving Nigerians so much headache and pains should just meet in one big open field and fight like ancient battle where "you shoot me and I shoot you then we fight with swords" While Nigeria Army sit down and wait for the winner. grin

You don talk am finis...let's give am title na,me go cal am : Battle of the End time Naija season 1
Sports / Re: Nigerians Disappointed At The RIO 2016 Opening Ceremony (see Tweets) by dy27(m): 10:43pm On Aug 06, 2016
robosky02:
some people head in the sports ministry in nigeria








These heads better sef..Those idiots head dey behind their yash.
Sports / Re: Nigerians Disappointed At The RIO 2016 Opening Ceremony (see Tweets) by dy27(m): 10:39pm On Aug 06, 2016
kgr8mike:
It is not a carnival. It is games. It is medals that they went for and not a fashion show.

Please I pray they get the medals and we can party afterwards.

The cart cannot be placed before the horse.

This is Nigeria.

And all we are saying.... bring home the gold!!!- especially in football.

I tire for our country pple,some even say dey should wear shoki?shoky na clothe? We get serious MP for this naija...Concordtabity[size=8pt][/size] grin


Thanks.
Phones / Re: 5 Things To Do When You Get A New Smartphone by dy27(m): 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2016
I use android lost n is quite helpful.
Crime / Re: Two Friends Rape A Girl In Ibadan by dy27(m): 10:15pm On Aug 06, 2016
Useless goat. These animals should be tie down,burst their balls with sledge hammer.EOD..end of discussion.
Family / Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by dy27(m): 11:20am On Jul 29, 2016
Hahaha. U got me!
photoshoot:
13. When your father just zooms past Mr. Biggs on the way from church.



If we don’t eat meatpie on Sunday, when will we ehn?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Nairaland by dy27(m): 9:44am On Jul 26, 2016
Congrats
Religion / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Believe Every Problem Is Spiritual? by dy27(m): 9:46pm On Jul 25, 2016
Nigerians are gullible! : angry

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Religion / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Believe Every Problem Is Spiritual? by dy27(m): 9:45pm On Jul 25, 2016
Nigerians are gullible!

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Romance / Re: Guys, Why Do You Get Angry At Your Girlfriends Over This? by dy27(m): 10:39am On Jul 22, 2016
Guys get angry simply because dey are more jealous than babes

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Romance / Re: Guys, Why Do You Get Angry At Your Girlfriends Over This? by dy27(m): 10:31am On Jul 22, 2016
Crime / Re: I Take Responsibility For The Killing Of 34 Colleagues: Ex-Cult Leader (picture) by dy27(m): 10:41pm On Nov 29, 2015
Go and sin no more..For you to still be alive today,God has a special plan yet to be accomplished.. For those calling for his head,..." My ways are not your ways,My thought are not your thought "...

Only the wise will understand we are all in the market,not home yet'!
Education / Re: Is It Alright For A 10 Years Old Child To Be In J S S 3? by dy27(m): 9:46pm On Nov 29, 2015
Emmaesty:
13 years old in 100l is not possible. when did he finish secondary school? 12? That means he entered secondary school at the age of 6 At what age did he start nursery school then.

You never heard of double promotion before grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by dy27(m): 9:16pm On Nov 01, 2015
I wish our Super Eagles can be this effective angry
Gaming / Re: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by dy27(m): 8:47am On Sep 25, 2015
And are you aware there are various christian games like bible quotations, verse puzzles etc on PS too...Na wah o.... shocked


uote author=Suspect33 post=38352917] i never said video games are evil itself, but ask yourself, 'in what way does it benefit you and glorify God?? A common thing abt football games is that when you are beaten countless times, u develop a feeling of anger, hate and frustration, you might even angrily break you gaming controller, does that glorify God or make way for sin in your life?


Another common thing is that when you are good at it and beat pple easily, you develop a feeling of pride, boast and self exhaltation, and your opponent might become angry with you because you belittle him... Now does that glorify God, or does it make way for satan to operate in your life? Your salvation is too important that u should sacrifice your time in worldly things, review my points b4 replying. Thank You
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Phones / Re: What Paid Data Plan Is The Best On Any Network? by dy27(m): 8:29am On Sep 02, 2015
Etisalat @ 2k for 2gig...I stream n watch football matches on phone with ease..*
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable!!! Pencil Drawings Too Hot To Believe. (photos) by dy27(m): 8:26am On Sep 02, 2015
I draw too but nothing close to this,unbelievable!!
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by dy27(m): 9:45pm On Aug 12, 2015
How can I safe cartoon pics??

Yeye don dey smell for dis forum.... angry

Abeg make I go piss Jo.... undecided

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Food / Re: Differences Between Full Cream Milk And Skimmed Milk by dy27(m): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2015
Miliki still plenty o,what about kunu and breast miliki.. grin

Ire o.....
Career / Re: HELP: I'm Deeply In Love With My Boss!!! by dy27(m): 11:04pm On Aug 01, 2015
She will use and dump u..You know why,u are not on the same level and she only needs your clerical blood to cool her urge and fling you out of that coy soon..Ire o!

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Travel / Re: Giving Birth In Canada by dy27(m): 10:40pm On Jun 21, 2015
Any one with useful information on how to move to Canada to stay..?

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