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06013276dc:
Pls Excuse my poor writing (narrating) skills.

After so much time on nairaland, i had gathered so much knowledge of how to recognise GNLD coys, what their recruitment invitation looks like and all that. For all these while i never fell victim of their tactics.
But like they will say, Man proposes but God disposes.

Shebi jejely i was in my house when someone called me that he spoke to someone about my joblessness and was told i shld come for an interview in some company. Truly the person he spoke to called me and gave address, when i asked what d name of d coy is,she said i shldnt worry,its an international coy,i shld jst come for the interview. Searched the address on nairaland but couldn't get any tangible info.
So, i went.
I couldn't leave even when i noticed upon stepping into d building people were registering the code such as Admin/HR in dia text invite so my supposed helper wont say i concluded too fast.

We were ushered in, given 10 objective questions to answer. After then a guy came in and spoke about attitude blablabla, then d supposed HR personnel came in and started with her own lecture too...on how irrelevant dia grandfather's (nt mine) certificate wont fend for them, on how graduates develop too much ego to fflw business opportunities. After lyk 3hrs, the CEO came and said how she made 250k on her first business trip and how beneficial grabbing dia business opportunities is...blablabla...at the end she said team leaders wld get more opportunities to make money dn team members so to be a team leader, you av to pay their franchise levy of #14,000 immediately while team members can pay later.
I sha spent approximately 4hrs in dia and ended up having severe headache.
I am not angry oo...Cos mehn, those guys got awesome presentations and re-orientation skills...I just pity those that fell for them.. #wehdohsir #wehdohma
In conclusion, the name of their coy is ICONIC ACE Integrated Services and they are located at 98,PalmAvenue, Mushin (Hillstar Hospital Building)

send ya cv to dyoungprof@yahoo.com. haste up pls. and pray hard.

ZombieKilla:
Am writing a book titled
The president that ran away
I have a free copy for sarrki

i need a copy too.
also, fayose may like to hav 20 copies.

Kennitrust:
but where is the President?

d presido is doing meeting wit abacha and fela at d moment.

tunderay:
CLARA MADUKA, again? I rest my case.

yes

na dem

1shortblackboy:
sey dem don collect their 1k appearance fee. so make dem do their job

yes.

bur e no reach 1000 wey we colet o

na just 500 nAira only.

BeeBeeOoh:
You don dey look for Liar Mohammed's trouble baa??

just leav am.

he want make Lai Mohammed com turn water to soup in d form of lies!


chai... Lai can lieee

yes fa sure.

stephnie1:
I stand with PMB

no be only stand.
u wil soon Sit wit him at d grave.

blackaxe78:
E no fit!

o baje ti abi?

blackaxe78:
Eko o ni baje!

e don dey spoil o.

sophiawisdom:
Can You Lick Your Lover's Blood?

A month ago I had a cut on my foot and without thinking my boyfriend licked my blood. I was so surprise, I don't expect him to do that. I was like "is it because he loves me or what". It is so abstract to me. Can you lick your lover'so blood?

chaiii, be rest assure dat ya guy has definitely initiated convenant.

beliv me.

frankly its very bad, and i wil neva do dat.

because no one knows tomao

hehehehehh.

good news.

Lai Muhammad will b like "oh God! which kind lie i go lie fa dis one.... o

...and he wil also b like, kaiii i dont taya fa lies. i lie so tey ma children won disown me.

tolexy123:
Classified

ok. secret. no prob

buskie13:
I've repented a long time ago

even me

tolexy123:
i senior am in rank

ok guessd u ar also a soldier

thinkdip:
you are a fool

he is truly a useles ful

buskie13:
king of igbo
i hail thee

i smoked today.
hw about u?

Category1:
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....

My name is full
OK
Date of birth full
Stated of birthration full
Hosptitul of birthration Lami full
Time of registration full
Time my mama get belle full
Nairaland mods are full
Seun is full
Purpose in life full
If u read this u r a f**l

idiot

e be like say buari dey cal u.

tolexy123:
Na slap i go give this one if i meet am for town walai

shebi u kno say shot people dey wiked

plus includin his training, hmm sory na ya name.

buskie13:
king of igbo
i hail thee

na me and u na

i foresee revolution in naija.

eternal extension indeed

oluwagaloba:
una no be GNLD?

yes, we ar.

HUAWEI all d way

Hmm

1,500.00 only

HQuadreal:
Osun!

yah. make ya research

Osun.
u wil tank me later.

honestly dis is pure bad.

dem say dog weh go lost wil neva hear d hunter wistle. ffk just nailed himsef.

ffk wil b definitely arrested fa dis one.

no doubt.

iyke926:
You are very stupid trying to compare a literate and someone who is a colossal illiterate and failure. I just pity your parents for wasting funds on your education.

he is realy very stupid fa comparing stif neck to straight and normal neck.

hav not eatin sinc morning and am a working class graduate.

useless presido

GreenMavro:


Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to tell them dollar is now 500naira

hope u hav taken ya drugs today?