₦airaland Forum

valdes00:
And you should be 83 by now

2-sure game fa baba ijebu

Single 3:83 without permutation

curfew:
Please who is Rochas? Is he that ogboni man who used his leg for juju ritual to gain political power, and whose special talent is to mould statue upanda?

Yes, he is


That leg can never heal Lai Lai

akmaldini:
Thanks,have find out too it is all this outsourcing firm

Thumb up to me rite?

akmaldini:
What about this...

Dear applicant,

Thank you for your interest in the advertised job, we are pleased to invite you for an interview for the position of Administrative Officer. The interview will take place on Thursday 22 November 2018 at our office 3B Hannat Balogun Close, Dolphin Estate Extension, Ikoyi, Lagos by 12:30 PM.

Please bring along with you a copy of your CV.
Kindly confirm attendance by acknowledging this mail.

We look forward in meeting you.

Best Regards

Perfect official job interview invitation.

And the address confirmed to be one firm call Amadeus Nigeria ltd. Don't know really know what they are into. Though, I don't really sure how true, but Google revealed the information to me.

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Yyeske:
So if I should tell someone that you are an arm robber and you heard about it, is it you or I that is to present proof of what I said?
If this is the way Biafra will come, I guess Biafra is dead.

Just hold on, ya eyes go soon clear say na another person dey rule naija.

Honesty, it's a BIG disappointment and embarrassment to Nigeria

Buharimustgo:
Please where is Gov Benjamin Gandollar?

Please where is our real Buhari ?

You aren't a social guy and you wana comedy!

By the invitation format, you should kno its fake.

No state was stated. Though, with the name Ikosi and oregun it means dat its Lagos

Even the 'dear Kunle' supposed to be Dear Mr. Kunle with a single comma punctuation

And the invitation is not formal enough. No any perfect Admin/Hr personnel will send such unprofessional invitation.

You may honour the invitation if you wish, but be careful, December and 2019 election don dey near. If you know you kno

saaron:
The truth will soon come out.

.

I tell u. Very big shame to Nigeria if....

Calers:
Sai baba maigaskiya is looking fresh.

Dats Jubril looking fresh

Bizibi:
Does the president even know about this?
You sure say na buhari dey that aso rock so

Na Jubril dey dere na. Baba don paiii tey tey

baliyubla:
See the short Devil trying to absolve a FG that insisted on 24k, and even went further to threaten no work no pay.

Just 30k which is 84 freaking dollars, is what the Governors and the FG are trading friendly jabs in an attempt to get labour suckered into accepting less than 30k.

There must be one demon these idiots swear to after taking office, where they pledge to dehumanize Nigerians and keep them in abject penury, or how else can one relate the fact that Nigerian politicians are the richest in the world, while it's workers the poorest.

No mind dat yeye Ngige

See his nose like Buhari Anus

Useless Mofos leaders

forgiveness:
N66,500 is very ok. That's about N2,216.6 per day. Meaning, N316.6 per hour. That's a good one.


The Senators should reduce their salary. We don't want constituency projects again.

Let it be used for salary.

And u think dat can b possible in dis Obodo_Nigeria?

Well, nothing is impossible according to Dictionary

Bur not in dis Naija

Naija major problem is "reclining of leaderships personnel.

youngest85:
That animal is not a zebra, it's a carmel

Hurh, Carmel?

Have you taken ya medications today?

Oh! FAYose. Go well and in ya next world you wil learn how to manage ya tongue!

Can you remember how many times you have used ya vocal mouth to yab the sitting President? And Buhari neva mind ya abusive tongue, and perhaps waiting fa immunity to laps in u.

I used to b a Buhari fan but not anymore because he has disappointed d masses in a big form. Am now ATIKULATED

Enjoy the hot probing while believing in God fa scape_through end.

Oh! FAYose. Go well and in ya next world you wil learn how to manage ya tongue!

Can you remember how many times you have used ya vocal mouth to yab the sitting President? And Buhari neva mind ya abusive tongue, and perhaps waiting fa immunity to laps in u.

I used to b a Buhari fan but not anymore because he has disappointed d masses in a big form. Am now ATIKULATED

Enjoy the hot probing while believing in God fa scape_through end.

ikdaddy01:
Which party??

NPP_ Nolywood Pregresive Party

This one no go reach river b4 she go fetch water

....proverb

teckmore:
This guy looks hungry..
Please give him another commissioner

Na too much drug's make d man look hungry

The dude and Tinubu ar drugs master, including Fashola

You lack ’Past tens expression’ in ya grammar.

Frankly, it's a big shame fa a graduate not to know d deferences among Past, Present and future's tenses

Just go through ya write up again and see how u bleeped up

Uhrhobo/Isoko

He is like ex vice President Sambo of doz days

Figure head.

By the way, where is former VP Sambo sef?

Gizer:
Who be dat person wey resemble spirit for there...

Na GEJ cousin b dat

gocac:
Gents and ladies do we have a LABOUR UNION in Nigeria??

Mtchwwww......

Yeah, but only d like of Oshiomole UNION regime of dos dayz dat shaked the FG then, the present once are just uselessly figure headz idiotic cowards

They have sagnented the normal high spirit of unionism into infinitesimal nothing.

Though those nigas might be suspected notorious in robbery and oda crimes.

But it is 79% truth dat dos guyz may be innocent to the stated crime by the NPF.. The NPF only did dat to stylishly prove dat dey ar working

If you_ you_know_you_know

FarahAideed:
Was he not just at his mother inlaws funeral?

Yes. And a snake was killed at the funeral venue

RIP

olasco2035:
where is the crowd??
sai baba....till 2023.am ready to do all what it takes for baba to continue the good work he has started..

Ya sai baba wul turned to sorry baba later and ya eyes go clear

Said baba ko, sariki baba ni

That was then.
Not at the moment

That was then.
Not at the moment

gaby:
You never see some kind weed do you something.

When you take some kind weed, lion go be like pussy for your eye, river na swimming pool.

As a young kid wey still dey form badoski, I went to a joint with my friend. You needed to see the kind of Brothrs that were there, all smoking weed.

They were passing the weed round and said to pass on to us smallie. There was ofcourse an unwritten rule not to break the chain as the weed makes a round, clock or anti-clock wise.

When it got to our turn we took a drag and puffed with serious coughs. Before you knew it all the Big Big brothers were looking like my age mates.

When it got time to start heading home, I was feeling like one who was carrying the worlds burden on his head. I couldnt get my ass off the ground. And when I eventually did, my friend and I held on to each other like lovers anything short of that would have sent us both sprawling either ways.

I remember walking and avoiding imaginary potholes on a very fine graded road ooo. When we got to a point where we had to cross the road my people come and see drama...lol

We were busy at a spot not able to decide when to venture across the road because a car that was some km's away from us was always zoomed in and seemed closer than it truly was.

I saw a couple of my late acquaintances in my hallucination and would be waving. In fact, the paranoia was out of this world.

It took straight seven days to get the stuff out of my system.

Very funny...No play with igbo ooo..

Na so you go dey suspect everything and everybody unnecessarily...shuoo

Enjoy my siggy oo

Clap fa yasef!!!


What you typed above shows DAT you ar also high on drugs like that dude moping a river

Say no to drugs

Bibors:
Why?

Because he's a chameleon and somehow lack faithfulness leadership styles to control a nation.

Ordinary National Assembly is hard fa him to control well let alone of a country

And Saraki can neva win primary election