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Romance / Re: Just Look At What Bobrisky Have Turned Himself To! Viewers Discretion Is Adviced by dyfaze: 6:15am On Jun 17, 2020
Op, Nigerians are too busy to discuss the matter of this senseless SheBoy. Anytime you discuss himshe, you're just making the idiot to trends again. Abeg let's forget about himshe and discuss better matter.. Nonsense. I have even forgotten that the idiot still exists. Embarrassment to Muslim and Yoruba as a whole..
Romance / Re: Help I'm Trying To Stop An Addiction!!!! by dyfaze: 6:09am On Jun 17, 2020
Oga, you don't need any drugs to sleep inorder to stop masturbation. Or must you masturbate anytime you woke up at Midnight,? No no..
Stop watching Porn
Delete any sex graphics on ur phone
Avoid afternoon long nap if you want sleep well at night
Find time to read ur Bible or Qur
an
Pray to God.
Download a lot of game, and non sexual movies
BUT STOP watching p*rn

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Politics / Re: Allow Buhari, Governors For Third Term - Oko Enya Tells NASS, Attorney-General by dyfaze: 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2020
Make e kuku die there na... Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Jubilation As Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Monguno by dyfaze: 4:58am On Jun 14, 2020
The same Borno where Boko Haram killed Many people this month. We don't know who lie pass between Nigeria Army News reporter or NCDC. May God Protect Nigeria army and RIP to Fallen Heroes among them.

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi!..you Disappointed Me!.. by dyfaze: 1:41pm On Jun 13, 2020
I know someone that sells 4gb/64gb 85k, and 6gb/128gb 100k. Brand new in Lagos.
Phones / Re: Which 7" Phone Is Okay To Buy At 40-45k? by dyfaze: 5:19am On Jun 13, 2020
XOTHEHOST:
Don't allow anyone to feed you with rubbish information 7inches are not rare do your research properly the infinix note 7 is recommending for you is an overpriced product there are other brands with good features and processors far better than the infinix note 7 stay away from transsion mobile

Bro, Calm down now, you guys just hate Transsion products with passion and thats what op has been using. I'm not their marketer infact, I am Mi fan but you must tell Op the basic truth and leave sentiment. Where Op wan see 7 inches at that price. (40 to 45k). Asides that his budget is low, 7 inches phone is very rare in Nigeria phone market. Unless he's going to order from Aliexpress, I suspect Cubot Sha. Someone is even talking about the A series Samsung. A70, A71, and A80 are the longest Samsung A series phones and they're 6.7 inches each. Check their price.. Even Xiaomi Note 10 is 6.47.
Perhaps you should mention the 7 inches phones Op can get at 45k.
I will tell the truth, there is no where you can see 7 inches good phones at 45k if you don't want it to end in tears. Not even this period that phone cost like gold, even the note 7 they are condemning is 70k+ and you have 45k which can not buy Redmi Note 8. Which better7" phone are u advising him to buy @45k so, who's deceiving who.
Fingers are not equal, grin if ur water no reach to bath, take am wash face..

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Phones / Re: Phone Swap Experience by dyfaze: 5:06am On Jun 13, 2020
Engrgreg231:
Please how does phone swap in gsm village in wuse Abuja is please share your experience

Op, phone swap doesn't make sense. Find buyer for ur phone, sell and add money to get another one. That's what I always tell pple, the swapping deal always favour the seller, because they will under value ur phone

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Politics / Re: Senate Threatens To Issue Arrest Warrant For Lai Mohammed, Others by dyfaze: 4:10am On Jun 12, 2020
Lie Muhammed can lie make dead body wake up and die again... The man is like one of the chiefs in a popular Yoruba movies "SAWORO IDE" During Lapite and Lagata Regime. No no, when it comes to lamba, devil is a learner where Lai dey.. grin

But wait oo, thief wan arrest pick pocket, are they not the same thing... Bunch of useless pple

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Should I Marry This Girl Despite These Observations by dyfaze: 4:03am On Jun 12, 2020
Oga learn to tolerate Ladies because they're managing us too. Who's perfect ? This particular lady you're talking about must have overlooked many things on you just to settle down, Now you're complaining about height, ass and bre*st, Are you a porn star?. You're Lucky to have that gul or may be you don't know that other guys are chasing her. One man's food.. Well some guys always giving ridiculous excuse whenever they're done and dusted with a lady. DM me her number, let me assess her height for u... grin and you can keep searching..

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Romance / Re: I Have Lost Interest In Sex! I Don’t Understand What Is Happening To Me Or How T by dyfaze: 3:49am On Jun 12, 2020
Ehn. Started having sex at the age of 14. O lo far ooo, sad shocked sad
Phones / Re: The Mystery Behind Fufu Been Sold As Phone by dyfaze: 3:36am On Jun 12, 2020
obinoral1179:
they are 2 kind of people out there those that hold phones and those that ask you want you want to buy and carry you to a shop to get your order but they would added their money to the item and later go back to collect their gain this people are different from the folks that are brandishing phone on the road sides... I hope you get my points now.....

NB you are passing there but I'm working there..

You're working there? I thought as much. My office is located at medical road, not far from slot and I hope you know how close to CV. And for ur info, Street guys in cv can be categorised into more than 2 bro ( fufu sellers 35%, money returners 12%, legit sellers 5%, Legit Buyer finders 8%, Car park boys 5% they're legit, they will look after ur car base on payment agreement, pocket pickers 20 %, legit engineers 8% and 7% of fake police to scare the stubborn victims. There is no Street I don't know in CV because I do buy and repair phones and laptops for pple as an extra job and have my cut. Don't let me talk much..

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Can I Escape This Expenses From A Lady? by dyfaze: 2:37am On Jun 12, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Buhhhaaahhhaahhaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahha... Typical. You can smell it over their posts. Just look at this bonfool talking thrash about 1k when na your mate give girl 500k. Ifele mebwogi there. You no shame to dey talk rubbish.

Spent 2k come wan dey kiss dey touch? You've not even shown your worth as a man you come here dey yarn dust... Mtcheeeeeew

Nawa ooo, If ur water no reach to bath, take am wash face na. Correct guy no dey do pass himself. I have a very lady friend who got Benz from her bf. Fingers are not equal. However, a lady like u who may not even deserve to be entertained with 500h because goods don finish for shop will be bragging of collecting 500k from a guy.. No wonder yahoo boys dey use una. Hustle abeg, So that if you broke up with your bf, He wont say she will soon call me when she's hungry. Nonsense.

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Can I Escape This Expenses From A Lady? by dyfaze: 9:38pm On Jun 11, 2020
timekeeper1:



I never even fvck her cox she dey gimme attitude coz we no see phone buy gringrin thank u Jesus.. If not, my account would av been red now shocked


Fanta not coke

But you bought 2 wraps (200) of ofada rice plus meats(50,50). So you buy her soft drink? Bottle water 50, you have spent 350 I guess grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Can I Escape This Expenses From A Lady? by dyfaze: 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2020
timekeeper1:


Na for lagos, she was hungry and I bought her ofada rice and meat... Bought her drinks too.....


Den gave her tfare..... All na lagos bro....

Even yesterday, thank God I had food at home but I still bought her drink and gave her the remaining for tfare.. Out of 1k ooo

Correct Bro,
It depends on the area Sha, I'm in Lagos too. Lagos ladies always proof so smart, I hope you know that and they like to Bring Mat if you have an apartment, forming wife material grin grin

Advice: Just tell her what you have, Some ladies I have met in Lagos are so considerate and simple..But at first, they always proof so smart..But if you're honest and maintain ur stand. You won't have problem with them.

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Can I Escape This Expenses From A Lady? by dyfaze: 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2020
Lol. Op, You sure say ur story no be lamba grin Abi which gul you will entertain plus tfare for 1k.. .. grin grin Sorry , I guess you're not Lagos?. JUst tell her what you can afford. . No crime..Lest I forget, you did not tell us about "Tingasa" or you're still waiting till .... grin grin

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Phones / Re: The Mystery Behind Fufu Been Sold As Phone by dyfaze: 8:10pm On Jun 11, 2020
obinoral1179:
those road sides guys shouting buy or sell laptop or phone repair are working legitimately and it's has help some to better things in life.... They might inflate the price for you but that is their way of making a living..

Oga, na dem dey dupe person for cv. Shop owners can never sell fufu because they know you can trace them.. Only 25% of roadside touts are legit. Engineer is different bro, I know what I'm saying.. I pass cv inside computer village everyday...

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Phones / Re: The Mystery Behind Fufu Been Sold As Phone by dyfaze: 5:26pm On Jun 11, 2020
Bro, I understood ur experience but greediness make many pple to fall victim. I work very close to Computer Village, and pass there everyday. I know all their tricks and how you can fall victim.
There are lot of legit phone wholesalers in CV that sells original and cheaper compared to Jumia and slot. If you're not sharp enough or you don't have adequate knowledge of what you want you want to buy... Don't go alone, look for a credible person that know more about computer village. Things are cheap there, yes especially phone accessories.. Don't patronize the Roadside Touts Shouting " Yes bros, Phone or laptop, buy or sell and swap." angry

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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark 3 Unboxing And Review - I'm Shocked (video) by dyfaze: 5:14pm On Jun 11, 2020
Op. Are u kidding me? So na 1gb ram phone dey shock you.. So 3gb ram must electrocuted you then... grin. Funny transsion Marketer when there is a phone of 12gb

Family / Re: Did Your Family Use This Plate & Tray? (Throwback Photo) by dyfaze: 4:52pm On Jun 11, 2020
Then..All Single ladies that are planning to get marry must buy the set. We called it "ABO AJASE".
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Sold by dyfaze: 7:20am On Jun 11, 2020
How Old is the phone.? 80k serious buyer
Phones / Re: Suggest Any Good Fine Under 40k by dyfaze: 8:29pm On Jun 10, 2020
Under 40k? Go for Tecno and the likes products because I don't think you can get correct Xiaomi or Huawei at that price. Try Redmi 8 or Redmi 7A.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 9 Pro Vs Umidigi S5 Pro Vs Galaxy A71 by dyfaze: 7:18am On Jun 10, 2020
Remove Umidigi S5pro abeg or what is it doing there?
Note 9pro and A71.. Alone, S5Pro does not match both
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 9 Pro – Simply Amazing by dyfaze: 9:47am On Jun 09, 2020
sunshineV:
Redmi note 9 pro that u forgot to launch in Nigeria? Please don't annoy me o

You have come here again.. lol. It has been launched in Nigeria, April 29 during Lockdown as REDMI NOTE 9S, I have ordered the 6gb/128gb Variant. Sti
Phones / Re: 10 Ugliest Phones Ever Made — Brace Yourselves, People! by dyfaze: 4:38pm On Jun 07, 2020
I need to buy 1 for junior.. He will definitely like all these advanced toys
Politics / Re: Uwaila Omozuwa Rape: President Buhari Reacts, Directs Police To Fish Out Rapists by dyfaze: 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2020
See as pple dey blame Buhari.. Even a man with low sperm count is still blaming him. RIP to the Uwa. .
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi 9 Is Launching Soon, Mid June by dyfaze: 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2020
Nah Ehn! You and this ur Redmi 9 launching. .. The note 9s they launched in April is yet to available Nigeria Store.. grin grin Some of us have sold Note 8 pro to buy Note 9s... XIAOMI is just playing Hide and Seek game.. Dey don grow wings..
Phones / Re: I Want A New Phone by dyfaze: 6:21pm On Jun 01, 2020
SqueezedPant:
I've got a techno pouvior 3 plus and it still brand new , noticed some flaws with it like the slow charging, pisses me off grin grin grin
checked online for some phones and I saw Redmi 8 , Huawei y9 , the fast charging spec of them made me attracted
is swapping possible and how much do you think I can add to get the aforementioned phones ?

that the phone spec

Lol... Op, that's Tecno for you oo, they lack fast changing feature which can make you to charge 4000mah Battery for 48hrs grin grin.. Don't even think of swapping because whoever you may want to swap with will not value ur phone well. Sell it, then add money to get Redmi 8. Then thank me later, I have been using Xiaomi since 2018 and its a great device. I have been note series though,
Phones / Re: Quick Question: How Good Is The Samsung Galaxy A60? by dyfaze: 6:14pm On Jun 01, 2020
Memepics:
I'm thinking of getting this device, i would like to hear from users on how good the phone is in terms of camera quality, battery management and overall performance. Thanks

You Can check the spec on GSM arena or other phone review site. It uses Amoled screen. Very unique, Sharp and Quality display compared to IPS LCD. However, screen is very fragile and Vulnerable because it is not made of Corning Gorilla Glass 5. In case of screen damage, you are going to spend almost cost of the phone to replace the screen.
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Members Of The Presidential Task Force On COVID–19 by dyfaze: 8:20pm On May 31, 2020
All this bunch of liars.,, Imagine NCDC is feeling so important just like Nose cover.. May God help us All

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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark 5 Pro Vs Spark 5 Vs Spark 5 Air: Which Should You Buy? by dyfaze: 8:18pm On May 31, 2020
Op just close your eyes and buy anyone ONLY IF1 Calcare is very close to your house. ...

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