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MzMariah: You see lanicky, he just confirmed it


*Sleep don dey catch me o*

no be only you. This thread con dey make me yawn the more.

claireshan: Dygeasy and francisTony what are you guys doing here?

You know I get an _erection anytime Romanciella creates a picture thread.

MzMariah: That's why I love you.
Even Dygeasy will confirm that the person on that pic is mzmzriah right Dygeasy??

*nods*

tunnyl: hmm thats also cool. But did you notice i said our motives might be different, we approach girls not only for love but also for friendship or fun and experience

Yeah right. But the kind eyes some girls go use look you if you say HI to them. Make I nor just talk.

Boys don suffer.

If you're man enough, drop your internet banking username and the babe's birthdate.

It's creepy for me to just accost random girls but if I'm in the mood for some play-arounds, I might just say something like "I like your hair", "Your cloth is fine" and I walk away. She must be a chronic saddist not to smile.

I don't fall in love in public places.

zeb04: It was all lovey dovey feeling until I reached the part you said you remember the abuse nd it was alright because it came from him..... Now that's really silly

Very Very Silly.

Vicxp: Is it compulsory?

If it's required, it's damn compulsory. You have to write it in JAMB.

Your O'level core subjects to study Politic al Science are;

Maths
English
Government
Economics
Literature.

You as a man should be able to distinguish the girlsss from the WOMEN.

It's for you to ask the assumed woman if she's married.

Some married women no get sense though so this thread isn't totally off-track.

Yungmilio2: ahbi
wagbayii
Alobam

Alobam!!!

I no go sort that stuff till I reach Ilorin on monday o. No vex biko.

Okay. So?

Now what?

Awesome.

Yungmilio2: lmao

I wonder what the brochure is for if they WON'T use it.

This thread is dead on arrival

Cecediva: Am only seeing the same pix all over the thread. @OP na only u waka come

LMAO!

Vicxp: Guys I did change of course to pol sc, I scored 196 I didn't make econs in both waec and neco,did I made a mistake?

Economics is required bro...

What did you use your brochure for?

Decoration?

Tolutost: please sum1 should answer his question

You're to print three;

The Bio-data slip,
Scheduling Slip and
Payment reciept.

With the above, gm with your jamb registration slip to the exam centre.

dammygoody: Pls house, I have successfully completed the registration but I printed only the form and schedule slip, however, when I checked the message they sent to my mailbox, they said payment receipt should also be printed...pls how true is that? If true, how can I print it having completed the registration?

Go back to the school's website and click on "pre-admission login"

Just continue clicking on "Next" without editing till you get to the printout page. All your documents will be there to open and print.

Phreshkheedo: rum i'm havin problem wit
my registration oooo. anytime i tried to pay
using my ATM d response i get is i hav "EXCEED
WITHDRAWAL LIMIT" And i have more dan d
required amount on my ATM card... pls wat can
i do? what could have caused it.?

It means your ATM card isn't activated for online payment.

Which bank? Is it mastercard?

agonbello: If we have 4,000 active nairaland users that can spare just 1,000naira tomorrow morning, then she will get N4,000,000 b4 noon 2mrw. Little drops of water makes an ocean. If you are interested in donating N1,000 by tomorrow, like this post so that we know how much we can raise on behalf of nairaland users. (Myself=Liked)

Preach it bro!!!

Nice Nice.

FrancisTony: AW- I cry a lot in the time of trial.

AS- Daring girls to slap me while arguing.

AW: Boiling eggs.

AS: Talking to anybody eye to eye.

MzMariah: AW- Chicken.

AS- Swimming.

AW: An intelligent beautiful girl.

AS- Cooking.

Tags: Luscioustris

Agybabe: proceed but please be reasonable

That onus is on you dear.

Missmossy: Its a wonderful thing in matters like this we give little or no importance to hygiene. It strengthens the bond between mother and child as it seems obvious.

Would do that for all my babies "" even a caring man could do that for his wife.

You're kidding right?

Xtarxhyne: kilo shey eh nau ..He nids a syd chick koni

lol!

Danhumprey: I don trip,but those ones applied little or no make-up.

for your mind now ko?

Xtarxhyne: Haba!pity am na

I no just fit

Danhumprey: I know. That's why make-up is a turn-off for me. I mean,the beauty that the make-up will give is just artificial and temporal. It won't remain on her for long.

A light make-up won't be bad.

Natural beauty is rare.

And most of the naturally beautiful ones don't want to agree they're beautiful like that. The must apply that foundation and build that pan-cake. It's not abnormal. It only shouldn't be excessive.

You never trip for babe wey dey make-up before?

vybzkartel: i need to just talk to her about something, i am actually a married man and sleeping with another woman is a big NO for me,

Oloshi! And you couldn't make a proper official visit? You had to corner her and call her "small girl" before asking for her number.

Ori e o pe at all at all.

zeb04: Big ugly unkempt feet.

Speaking gibberish(vanacular).

Extremly insultive to others(either for fun or whatever is wrong )

Doing swag or whatever nonsense they call that.

Smell(smelly people are disgusting).

Rude proud and disrespectful to elders(parent).

Vernacular is quite different from gibberish.

Danhumprey: Lol.

It's not a matter of money. How much does make-up cost?

This is a matter of individual preference. What you like may not be what I like and vice versa.

I like my woman to look natural or with a little make-up.

The price of some 'MARY' will shock you. You might even faint when you hear the price of 'KAY'.

themejiwalker: Since you know it all, why don't you just name your own top 10

I won't name my own top ten cos it's bound to have faults in them.

You took the bold step and we have the right to criticize your list.

Nothing personal.