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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Quotes by Dygeasy(op): 2:56pm On Jul 27, 2014
Lordabas: "Never believe a quote you see on the internet."
--Lordabas
gringrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Quotes by Dygeasy(op): 2:52pm On Jul 27, 2014
AGE

The secret of eternal youth is to lie about your age.
Bob Hope


At the age of 20 we don't care about what the world thinks of us. At 30 we worry about what it thinks. At 40 we realise it isn't thinking about us at all
Herbert Prochnow


Life is just a symphony of snap, crack and pop. When you're young it is the cornflakes, as you get older it's the joints.
Bob Hope


One of the hardest decision in life is when to start middle age.
Joan Rivers


We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.
Aldous Huxley
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Quotes by Dygeasy(op): 2:41pm On Jul 27, 2014
ADVICE

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations"
WINSTON CHURCHILL


"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours."
Benjamin Disraeli


We should all learn to take things easily - other people's things.
Harry Graham


The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde


The speeches to be wary of are those that begin with I'm just going to say a few words.
Frank Muir


There is just one rule about boxing: never bet on the white guy.
Lennox Lewis


Don't worry about the world ending today - it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Steven Right


Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose.
Robbie Williams


Start by saying no to requests. Then if you have to go to yes, okay. But if you start with yes, you can't go to no.
Mildred Perlman


If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Charles Bukowski


Speak when you're angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce


Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
Jacques Barzum


Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
Jim Davidson
Nairaland GeneralA Thread For Quotes by Dygeasy(op): 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
For a while now since I've been able to read, I have come across quite a handful of sharp one-lined insightful strings of words put together by famous people. I just thought I'd share a couple of those sentences that have made mutter "hmm" and made my nostrils expand in admiration.

Impress your audience with the words the famous.

The quotations are going to be grouped by subject and will be consistently updated.

Feel free to add yours. cool
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Says We Not Having Babies(see Reasons Why) by Dygeasy(m): 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2014
And you paid attention to her and can even remember each point?

Something is wrong with you two.
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Move Into Your Wife's Apartment After Marriage? by Dygeasy(m): 12:34pm On Jul 27, 2014
I see no issue here at all. Move to FCT as planned and into your fiancee's apartment for your own convenience. If the rent as at when you'll move in is almost due, pay the next rent. Isn't she your wife?
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Dygeasy(m): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
Have we deviated already from the original purpose of this thread? undecided
RomanceRe: Master And Slave Relationship by Dygeasy(m): 1:13pm On Jul 26, 2014
argon500: Mr too know, then give us your analogy, example and subject suitable for the post
lol!

Don't waste your energy. You'll need it much later. cool
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Worst Dating Experience... by Dygeasy(m): 11:50am On Jul 26, 2014
eph12: I thought we were. Anyways I have moved on since then. I actually wanted to get really serious with someone before but now I don't even think about having a relationship now. Business and money comes first. No time!
Sorry bro. grin

You expected too much.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Dygeasy(m): 11:48am On Jul 26, 2014
Welrez: Thanks, though I wish you had dropped your opinion on my question. Someone had dropped an excellent opinion, but I still want opinions. I hope I didnt offend you.
What exactly is the opinion you want.
RomanceRe: MARRYING A VIRGIN by Dygeasy(m): 11:43am On Jul 26, 2014
A virgin is just another woman. Just the presence of a hymen and some painful sex on your first time together. It's no guarantee of anything.
RomanceRe: Is Love An Emotional Feeling Or A Logical Decision? by Dygeasy(m): 11:26am On Jul 26, 2014
ITbomb: That notwithstanding, most men actually fall in love much later after logically assessing many factors whilst being with the lady
First, we're in Nigeria where you have to ask a girl out and work to instil your love into her heart. Do you now mean the 'ASSESSMENT' is before asking the lady out or after asking her out and waiting for her to decide if she is in love with you? You're right though. I just want to you be clear about it.

ITbomb: while the ladies are kinda early birds falling even before being with the man.
In Nigeria? Well some percentage.

ITbomb: So, some appellation must be given to whatever happened before the man decides to fall in love (which the ladies mistake for love), I called it lust and/or infatuation.
Are the ladies usually the one making the mistake or men? Or do you mean the ladies mistaking what men mistake for love to be true love. Clarify please. tongue
RomanceRe: Master And Slave Relationship by Dygeasy(m): 11:06am On Jul 26, 2014
Wrong analogy, wrong example, wrong subject.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Worst Dating Experience... by Dygeasy(m): 11:03am On Jul 26, 2014
Do wounds need be opened?
RomanceRe: Is Love An Emotional Feeling Or A Logical Decision? by Dygeasy(m): 10:59am On Jul 26, 2014
ITbomb: For the female, it is mostly an emotional feeling right from the start. That is why when a girl fall for a guy, no matter how randy or what people say, she will still stick to him. That also explains why if a girl friendzoned a guy from the beginning no amount of reasoning can change her mind cos it is just a feeling.
Whereas
For the male, it is largely logical, a guy may have initial rush of emotions (mainly lust and infatuation) which leads to much caring for the new 'catch' but after a while, logical reasoning will come in to enable the man to make the decision whether to love the girl or to ditch her and get another.

That is why a man can comfortably marry his long time friend but very difficult for the woman.

Lastly, to get sex carries no logical decision-making, it is just an accelerated biological drive which pushes a man to do or say anything that the girl wants to hear, sadly most girls mistake this as a show of love and affection. The decision to love comes much later for the man while for the woman it happens even at the first meeting
As much as I started nodding my head in agreement with what you typed the moment I started reading you until I got to the bolded.

The original post states that (to my own understanding) falling in love and not attraction (which comes with lust and infatuation). For both genders, true love is more of an emotional feeling than logical. Infatuation is not in focus here.
FamilyRe: Son Tells Mother Not To Visit Him Anymore Because She Is Too Ugly by Dygeasy(m): 10:31am On Jul 26, 2014
It is the duty of the son to make his mum beautiful in her old age.

So to say the least, this woman's son Chief Xu is a COW.
RomanceRe: Write In Few Words Something About Just 'one' Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 5:34pm On Jul 25, 2014
daveP: i go yarn u later!(runs out with keyboard)
send me PM nigbayen.
RomanceRe: Write In Few Words Something About Just 'one' Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 4:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
daveP: thank God u don sabi impromptu,dashing isnt much of a hassle so....so....so u know now(ahem)
I no sabi wetin you dey talk o lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Write In Few Words Something About Just 'one' Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 4:01pm On Jul 25, 2014
daveP: those those b... Okay o! I sha know say egetasebe!
those wetin? grin
RomanceRe: Write In Few Words Something About Just 'one' Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2014
daveP: real life!! Okay no p! Jst dey rem ur guys ere o
lol! Okay na
RomanceRe: Write In Few Words Something About Just 'one' Nairalander by Dygeasy(m): 11:19am On Jul 25, 2014
daveP: guy all these choosing they r choosing u!abi u don enter 1chance.chai! Infact u scarce....
lol! I no know ooo...




Been busy with my real life ni jare.. thanks!
RomanceRe: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by Dygeasy(m): 1:50pm On Jul 22, 2014
Bigsteveg: Dygeasy? LOL
You dey mind am? grin
RomanceRe: ..6. 3. 4 by Dygeasy(m): 2:46pm On Jul 19, 2014
What do you want us to do?

You don't want to be a father. Agreed.

What does your babe want?
Science/TechnologyRe: New Feather Dinosaurs Discovered In China by Dygeasy(m): 2:42pm On Jul 19, 2014
yusufogrin: oponu alaini ironu...apoda
lol!

I won't waste valuable words on you.
FamilyRe: Eight Things Happy People Have In Common by Dygeasy(m): 7:44am On Jul 19, 2014
Life is too long not to be happy. It is the longest thing you'll ever do.
CultureRe: 7 Common Wedding Traditions And Their Origins! by Dygeasy(m):
What about exhorbitant bride price like say dem wan sell the pikin?

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