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In the last sentence of your narration do you mean she dropped the phone for you in anger and left? If yes, then good riddance to bad rubbish.

But if she comes back to pick the phone, stop subscribing for her.

And if she starts subscribing herself and she's still obsessed with the goddamned pinging, bro kindly collect the phone from her.

Or you sit her down and tell her how much you don't like her attitiude of 'phone over boyfriend' and see if she changes. If she doesn't, resort to my above mentioned points. Cheers

Even EVE didn't possess all these qualities.

In whom dyu wanna get all those? Definitely not a Nigerian girl!

I cannot categorically tell you which one should replace which. Only my oga at the top can tell you. The one we are using presently is NPF and I cannot say something and my oga at the top will say something else.

Maybe we should continue with NPF that's all.

jethro jet: shut up jor . Na people like u dem pickin de become robbers.. Goat!

are you an armed-robber yourself? you are the one who shouldn't be talking at all.

Give me a reason why they shouldn't be killed?

The police caught robbery suspects right?

"I am just a driver" says one of them.

"I am a man of God" says another.

"I am just an informant" says another.


Seriously? Where are the gang leader, sharp shooter, chief thief, gun handler? Where are they?

Really good Job by the NPF!

Una never jam rich man pikin abi? Nobody go tell you make you propose sharperly even if you be the lady...


NEXT!

irl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a b|tch."

Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
b|tch?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b|tch."

Girl : "Then he touched my bree.aast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her bre.east)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a b|tch."

Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a b|tch."

Girl : "Then he stuck his d|ckk into
my pu$$yy."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his d|ckk into her kitten)

Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a biitch."

Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest : "THAT SON OF A B|TCH!!!"

Nobody asked to what event he wore the outfit to... That's how I'll know if its a hit or miss. If na burial, its a biig miss.

See question o...



Kill her na! So she won't disturb you again.

zenith7: My early kick-off picks
12:30 Roda JC v PSV away win 1.38
1:45 St mirren v celtic away win 1.40

Total odd = 1.932

Late kick-off picks
5:30 Furth v Frankfurt 2X 1.35
7:00 Espanyol v Sociedad BTTS 1.70

Total odd=2.285

May the goodwill of Easter fill your heart with Joy, Peace and Laughter. Happy Easter.

right behind you!

[quote author=da-gentility]Before nko. Xmas is just like celebrating d birth of a child bt easter,hmm even thou God later arose,he died.[/quote]Wtf!


God once died? Like seriously?


I don't think you really typed this!

^^^Didn't you guys get through the frontpage before reaching this section and thread?

There's a topic already like this, exactly like this word for word titled 'where did I go wrong?'

so its more like a story gone viral and two people claimed it already on here. Nairaland is so full of fake mofos.

As in break up with my EX part 2 or season 2?

How many times I wan break up with the babe na? Ahn ahn...

parryon: @Dygeasy.............but why would he in the first place have carnal knowledge of her when he doesn't have any good plan for her?
yes guys dump ladies all the time but why dump a lady callously? while she was describing him, he sounded like a good/decent person but he blew it by dumping her like a harlot.@Op, tell your friend to move on,he doesn't deserve her at all. i think he is an ogre. she deserves better because she has a pure heart.I know it is not easy as she must be feeling humiliated,hurt and torn but all the same may God give her the strength.............this too shall pass but would it pass for the ogre?

sweetheart we are on the same side here... I aint supporting his actions either. Just that the OP's friend should be thankful that she didn't lose more than one or two bangings. Some other ladies have suffered worse. Guys dump ladies they've dated for one year and more plus getting the ladies' possessions;money and stuffs. She should just move on that's all [in my oga at the top's voice.]

Well, lol

what has she lost? He banged her once now abi?


Okay her heart abi? She's gotta be strong. You gave her the right advice. Its not as if the both of them have been spending forever together physically, jst a few physical meetings.

Make she bone am jor.

Do you mean a relative you never met physically beforehand?