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Politics › Re: If They Want To Kill You With A Stick, Look For A Stick — Dave Umahi by dynicks(m):
heniford2:
lol con3 self Stick is to stick, stone is to stone then GUN will be to GUN naw grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy wink wink wink
louder bro!! grin.....since umahi doesn't have the nerve to make mention of the MAIN tool!!
Politics › Re: If They Want To Kill You With A Stick, Look For A Stick — Dave Umahi by dynicks(m):
Lol....obvious the acts of the herdsmen really is getting to umahi!!..Doesn't want to appear as charging towards the miscreants(courtesy of his political desires in future), and again doesn't want to appear as a weakling and saboteur in the eye of those he's leading( ebonians)..... so he decides to go indirectly......

Now please make una help me answer this question....if STICK is to STICK , and STONE is to STONE, ...what would GUN be to ........... ? grin
.....MR UMAHI !! NO FEAR JOOR!..TALK'AM AS E BE!!..THE PEOPLE YOU SWORE TO SERVE ARE BEHIND YOU......STOP ASSLICKING!!....stop acting as though uv got an erectile dysfunction in the sight of your people!! grin

Take a clue from MR AKETI!!...Ask him from which olive branch he saps his morale from...

Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Plays Chess With Chess Champion, Ferdinand Maumo by dynicks(m): 12:18pm On Jun 14, 2021
While someone some where .....who calls himself a leader, Is so much engrossed in the affairs of cows and wants to forcefully create an empire for them!!
Politics › Re: Is All Really Well Between Buhari And Tinubu? - Daily Trust by dynicks(m): 5:47pm On Jun 13, 2021
How can all be well when one looks like AN UNCLEAN SPIRIT. While the other looks like a PRE HISTORIC HUMAN BEING!!
Forum Games › Re: Among These People, Who Would You Save And Your Reason(s)? by dynicks(m): 3:08pm On Jun 13, 2021
If u had asked if av got just one opportunity, then I would have given a different answer but judging by your question, I WOULD SAVE ALL!!
Politics › Re: A Bus Carrying Northerners With Guns Intercepted In Akure By June 12 Protesters by dynicks(m): 6:52pm On Jun 12, 2021
Jokerman:
Coming to Lagos to do what??
una monthly family meeting naw!!
Politics › Re: A Bus Carrying Northerners With Guns Intercepted In Akure By June 12 Protesters by dynicks(m): 6:52pm On Jun 12, 2021
These people agenda really serious oo!!....
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is Nigeria's Most Underrated Musician. by dynicks(m): 5:30pm On Jun 12, 2021
Johnny DRILLE, BRYMO, ladi Poe,

To an extent, I feel kizz Daniel is underrated too....
Politics › Re: Herdsmen: Buhari To Governors 'Don’t Sit Idly Expecting Me To Do Everything' by dynicks(m): 10:20am On Jun 10, 2021
Governors!!...una don hear naw!..

Now is the perfect time to STORM THE YARD!!...
Equip your local vigilante oya!!
Politics › Re: Twitter Escalated Boko Haram Insurgency - APC Reps Member, Yunusa Ahmad by dynicks(m): 3:52pm On Jun 09, 2021
And the funny blame game continues!!

You see these people from that region, forget it;....reason with them and find yourself backdated prehistorically!!
Agriculture › Re: Terrorists Demand N12 Million Levy From Zamfara Communities To Begin Farming by dynicks(m): 2:59pm On Jun 09, 2021
These creatures just dey cash out at the expense of human lives...

Soldiers meant to protect these famers are busy masturbating in the southern regions!!
Politics › Re: ITF Mobile: A 100% Made-In-Nigeria Phone, By Nigerians (Photos) by dynicks(m): 1:08pm On Jun 09, 2021
Make I find just small trouble now....

ABA and C.Vl(computer village Lagos) boys from a distance right now!!..

Ok just to make available 1/2...then fill the inside with Amala...that's all!! grin

Politics › Re: Akeredolu Commissions Amotekun's Headquarters In Ondo (Pictures) by dynicks(m): 8:34am On Jun 09, 2021
Great one Mr aketi....unlike his mumu counterparts in the southeast!!....ACTING UP AS HOUSEWIVES!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Multiple Websites Go Offline Across The World by dynicks(m): 11:54am On Jun 08, 2021
Hope people never begin relocate go MARS on code!!

Make I no dey here dey form earthly creature when my mates/humans don dey port go another planet oo!!


Where that Elon morsk dey?...Mr Man!! No think say I no dey observe oo!!...any kind of sharp/suspicious move by u, I don grab u for trouser oo!!

Politics › Re: Federal Secretariat, Asaba On Fire by dynicks(m): 10:55am On Jun 08, 2021
This country NAWAOOO!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Defies Twitter Ban Because Of UN Charter On Human Rights by dynicks(m): 3:20pm On Jun 07, 2021
The evil side of Lai Mohammed staring at pastor adeboye right now...

How and where I wan take begin handle this man now?...Shebi if I order DSS to go knock on his door now, his members would start calling for my head...

Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints New Aides For First Lady, Aisha by dynicks(m): 3:10pm On Jun 07, 2021
Yet their online cretins and zombies have been living in fear and without aiding assistance!!

That was how one of their numerous creatures came to ask for assistance from me the other day and when I told him I had none at my disposal to render coupled with the "sai baba" I hollered with a teasing face, the nigga had no option than to shake his head , sighed and said " E NO GO BETTER FOR BUHARI"

I yelled again..sai baba"!! ; grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Threatening To Deal With IPOB Ruthlessly But Pampering Bandits-Afenifere by dynicks(m):
Yet u lots from the south(especially the moronic Southeastern governors) claiming to be representing us have choose not to act up!!....

Buhari's madness if not curbed, go reach everybody Las Las!!.....Because it's happening in the east, doesn't warrant it not to get to the west or south....The elites better not think they are fully covered!!


To be honest, I'm beginning to HATE our representatives from the entire southern regions....Claiming to be alphas whereas they are simply HOUSEWIVES!!

Culture › Re: Masquerade Exhibiting Powers Failed By His Juju As Bullet Penetrates - Oyo State by dynicks(m): 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2021
In slawormirh's voice..

Damnnnnnn niggaaar!!


In Latin, it's called JUJUTUM ESPIRI DISAPPOINTUM!!

Politics › Re: Woman Calls Out APC For Using Her Tomato Factory To Score 'political Points' by dynicks(m): 8:04am On Jun 02, 2021
donbachi:
Breeze done blow,fowl nyansh done open.
the contents of APC as a party really got no shame!!....Their butts keep getting exposed all the time...

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Kill 50 People In Ebonyi Communities by dynicks(m): 11:41am On Jun 01, 2021
Remixyacex10:
The useless ipob/esn that suppose to be facing heardmen in the busy are busy fighting securities in town
I think it should be the other way round..!!

The useless military....well not all useless sha......that are supposed to be battling the heardsmen are busy killing innocent people(tagging them as UGM) and causing chaos in a once peaceful region!!
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Kill 50 People In Ebonyi Communities by dynicks(m): 11:38am On Jun 01, 2021
Make I no just talk wetin dey my mind for where umahi dey!!

Politics › Re: Zamfara Youths Block Major Highway, Destroy Vehicles In Protest Against Bandits by dynicks(m): 3:57pm On May 31, 2021
Good!!....

NEXT IS TO MATCH TO ALL GOVERNMENT HOUSES IN THE COUNTRY AND STAGE A MASSIVE UNREST OVER THERE...!! IF WE THE MASSES CAN'T HAVE PEACE, THEN THEY THEMSELVES SHOULDN'T TOO!!


Heaven knows av got this particular governor I'm targeting...

Business › Re: Naira devaluation: BDCs get dollars at ₦393, sell for N494 by dynicks(m): 2:35pm On May 29, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

In the next 30 seconds, you will, on average, produce 72 million red blood cells, shed 174,000 skin cells, and have 25 thoughts.


cool
keep this up bro..!!
Politics › Re: Bashir Salihi-Magashi On Yahaya: Buhari Chose National Interests Over Ethnicity by dynicks(m): 4:43pm On May 28, 2021
See how confident he sounded and looked not minding the fact that what he said was what was written out for him by someone!!...
Politics › Re: New FG Employees Lament Non-payment Of Salaries Two Years After Employment by dynicks(m): 3:41pm On May 28, 2021
I sight some ZOMBIES AND BMC's amongst them
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Wale Oke: No To Sharia Law In South West Nigeria by dynicks(m): 3:12pm On May 28, 2021
grin
Crime › Re: How South West Is Becoming A Hotbed Of Ritual Killings In Nigeria - TheCable by dynicks(m):
South west!! Oh u mean the so called acclaimed sophisticated people!!?...

Ofcourse that's the area of hustle they've proven to be so much sophisticated at!!
..

Abeg Jennifer plz hurry up with your drink...be like say this man wants to leave us here and runaway!!...infact lets order for take away too!!

Politics › Re: Children's Day: Buhari Celebrates With Visiting Children At State House by dynicks(m): 1:18pm On May 27, 2021
Buhari few hours later dishing out warnings to femi adeshina ...

Look my friend , I'm done with kids visits....Enough of all these!!

Take me to my cows this minute!!

Politics › Re: $350,000 Fraud: US Court Orders Indefinite Detention Of Bidemi Rufai by dynicks(m): 10:53am On May 27, 2021
Country wey Sabi!!

If it were here, give the man next year , he would contest for an election!!....

Would first start with motivational talks!!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Robotic Engineer Develops CET Drone To Detect Terrorist by dynicks(m): 2:34pm On May 26, 2021
The creatures in government would rather fight for the forceful implementation of open grazing ....
Business › Re: CBN Confirms N410.25/$ As New Official Exchange Rate by dynicks(m):
GENERALLY SPEAKING, MOST GROUP OF PERSONS FROM A PARTICULAR ZONE KICKED AGAINST, YELLED AGAINST, PREACHED AGAINST, FOUGHT AGAINST VOTING THIS GOVERNMENT INTO POWER BUT THEY WERE RATHER SEEN AS LOSERS, THIRD CLASS AND THEIR WORDS TAKEN AS INCONSEQUENTIAL....

Today, everyone is feeling the heat!!...

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