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Why am I laughing?
But am I the only one?

Great man to some
Judas to others
Well its non of my business

And this is news?

At ur age?
U still have to listen to people?

Are they the ones poisoning ur mind against me?

Mtcheeeewwww

O God of all creation
Direct our noble cause
Guide our leaders right
Help our youth the truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And live in just and true
Great lofty heights attain
To build a nation where peace
And justice shall reign.

Its normal
Even a wife will ask her husband do one thing or the other someday, I don't blame u getting tired of it all
If u can do it, pls do with free will and that min u don't feel like doing nothing, pls don't stress it.
Don't do cos u feel she won't do, ofcus she will, after days and its still unkept and u didn't bother abt it, she will pick it up especially if her frnds are coming.
We all need that special appraisal my dear.
Take it u are older and don't let that bother u much always remember that's what makes u older and ofcus better

Forgiveness is of the mind and will
I used to be really tough myself, get mad, keep grudges, but then I realised it holds me down
I get swollen up
I sometimes even wish the offender bad thoughts
Lots of crazy things and always had to backfire
Woke up one morning and said
If I were God then this world would have perished
In as much as I was young and naive
I decided and made the decision
It kicked off with a willing mind
And ever since, I became superhuman superwoman
There's also this free spirit that comes with it
I have not been so beautiful as I amm now, beauty is inner, the smile of not even remembering who hurt u so bad gives the you happiness u never find.
You rem sometimes and be like, well, I am better.
My epistle preached WILLING

https://www.nairaland.com/2250753/squirt-female-expulsion

Ask raayah

gidjah:
You are correct my dear, was at uk last time and came across one of the, at d visa pay point , lots of the whitey couldn't even recorgnise d dude( name with held ) who claims to be a super star in *frica! He wasn't even noticed at all ! He had to que for his turn , but if na naija we go dobale( postrate flat for ground) to worship bross!me I kukuma shamefully ignore the maga artist ,few blacks there went to pay homage abi na respect while d whites there were like 'who d helll is this ?'I ignored and moved on abeg, when we get to Naija we go dey settle d rest!

Rolls eyes

[quote author=pomporiking post=33080170][/quote]This got me laughing so hard

But wait o
Do u mean they can't be blown away be wind?


Calculating in naira

And the mother was busy taking the shots
I bet she was unclad with them in there too

Awon alailojutu onibaje dede

Kids
You will always want one in the house if not 2
Adorable

Pls how did they make it?
What are the criterias/criterions for qualifying
I mean how

My old woman

fzero:
Good. U?

Moving on

Like a moving train

fzero:
Hmmmm badt girl

Howdy

AgapeCharis:
See this 80's mama wan dey follow claim 90's

At least it met me
Passed thru me
Nonsense boy

I didn't bother reading
Patofire can lie
That dude can smoke my his legs

Hahahahs
I played the hell outta brick game

Hmmm
I hardly believe any police stories sha
If not accidental discharge
They will frame up
Hmmmmnn

Babyblues:
You dey laugh?? This na serious mata o!
When she was way younger,she was found with maassive spoon eating powdered milk, she kept denying it was milk and said she was eating chalk despite the fact that the milk was right in front of her,around and inside her mouth.

She kept saying its chalk..

Lmao
Pls my belle
Its midnight
Raining too
I am enjoying the rain but u are too funny
I can't help it

Babyblues:
Oga,
So sorry for what you are going through.
I have a first cousin who.is a chronic liar.
We have tried everything and yet no progress.

So,we have just resigned to our fate..Anything she says is a lie until proven otherwise.
We won't let her kill us with high bp,and the worst part is that she tells lies about things that are so obviously false.

If she restricts the lies to the family,we would have been happy but her lies stretch far and wide..the shame is unbearable and its not like she lacks anything as her family are well off.

There's no cure for this affliction..unless maybe electric shock (ect)by a qualified psychiatrist to reset her brain.I know its impossible but truly we as a family feel like its only stuff like that which can work.

Please if u find a cure,share here.

Buahahahahahahaha
Lwkm

Orisirisi

That kain konji

Lies
Its u
That word frnd don suffer

Lmao

You mean £28
In millions or thousands?

mukina2:
e pain you?

Watch it as I can send drones down to your system

OK
Fine
Game over