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EducationRe: Aliko Dangote's Daughter Graduates From Coventry University (Photos) by Dyt(f): 2:30pm On Apr 16, 2015
Soon and very soon
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Dyt(f): 2:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
bushdoc9919:
grin


Infact...those girls I knew were good arguments against bleaching.
cheesy cheesy
FashionRe: Pela Okiemute Shares Photo Of Himself And His Sister Before & After Bleaching by Dyt(f): 2:19pm On Apr 16, 2015
Its good they used themselves for practicals
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Gives South Africa 24 Hours To Stop Xenophobia by Dyt(f): 2:17pm On Apr 16, 2015
Let's see
Less than 24hrs as at this min
HealthRe: Breaking News:deadly disease in ondo state by Dyt(f): 12:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
Just like that?
They need another sacrifice to wipe it out
Oya oo
Awa esin abalaye
Call on ur gods
HealthRe: Cure For Pimples by Dyt(f): 12:22pm On Apr 16, 2015
I read here on Nl to use early morning urine
Never tried it sha
grin
CelebritiesRe: BOOBASTIC !! Kim Kardashian Struts Her Big Boobs In Red Bikini [SEE PHOTO] by Dyt(f): 12:19pm On Apr 16, 2015
Oshi
Iranu
EducationRe: I Need Some advice On Taken Up A PGD Progrem. by Dyt(f): 12:14pm On Apr 16, 2015
Location?

And to my knowledge
All universities got a website
Easy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Her Make A Wise Decision by Dyt(f): 12:08pm On Apr 16, 2015
You mean you want people advice you to leave your hubby and go PH where you dunno nobody?
Clears throat
My dear, better will come in your present location
Yes we all wanna work, but at some point in marriage, keeping a home is better than keeping a job
That point is where you are now
You are newly wedded
Stick with your husband and your contract job


In my own small opinion sha
FashionRe: How To Look Sexy Even When You Are Overweight by Dyt(f): 10:32am On Apr 16, 2015
We rock
kiss kiss

PoliticsRe: Lagos To Join Oil Producing States In 2015 by Dyt(f): 10:24am On Apr 16, 2015
seunfly:
It is so sad, 2years ago South African signed steel exportation agreement with China worth $40 billion per annum which is more than what we make from crude oil, yet we have the largest deposit of iron ore in Africa (zamfara state) and the purest deposit in African( itakpe kogi state).

East London where the steel is produce is been called the new rising city, it is part of the new 7 cities south Africa is developing.
FamilyRe: Feminist Group Breaks Male Toilets As A Sign Of Male Chauvinism by Dyt(f): 9:45am On Apr 16, 2015
Oopps to the whooping oops
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 9:41am On Apr 16, 2015
Timbuktuo:
Heys oponu, dapada. I'm under no obligation to tow your line of folly. What silly circumstances necessitate the choice of being a single parent. If it's beyond their power, it's no longer a choice is it?

Just because you get off sniffing single mothers' panties doesn't make it a legitimate penchant. If you're married to a slut, I'm not to blame. You made your choice and I will make mine. You can sniff Dyt's undies for all I care. If you want to show her love, feel free to pm her. I'm not interested in a tryst reetard.
Dude
Watch it
angry angry
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 9:12am On Apr 16, 2015
Timbuktuo:
Dyt, I've forgotten more than you'd ever learn and that's not for soundbites. Society needs people like me to keep sanity and balance, you may choose to not believe it but it's the truth. I don't hate single moms, I just won't marry them and would advise other men to look veerrrrry well before they leap into the abyss.

When I get married, I assure you, it won't be to a single mother. Oh, God forbid bad thing.
OK
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 8:49am On Apr 16, 2015
Timbuktuo:
You see. It means he will live long niyen.

Meanwhile, I aint applying for nada. There are enough people in society who would go for whatever it is you have to offer. I assure you, I'm not in that demographic.
Then keep your whatever hatred yo yourself
The society don't need your kinds
But then I give you few more years
Time it is that you need
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 8:41am On Apr 16, 2015
Timbuktuo:
Don't mind Dyt. She should tell us why she's not married yet. Her child should be like 4 or 5 years old and she's still languishing in spinster-hood forming not ready abi not seen the right person.

Little does she know that guys just want to hit it and move on and will promise all the gold in heaven to just have a taste. Make she dey dia dey zuzu.
cheesy cheesy
My son is just 2.5yrs
See as you increase him age

And did I ever day I am single?
You want to apply abi
Iyamu far taken
cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Court Lifts Ban On Obasanjo’s Autobiography, ‘My Watch’ by Dyt(f): 11:21pm On Apr 15, 2015
undecided smiley[center][/center] cheesy grin sad angry sad shocked huh cool embarassed tongue lipsrsealed kiss cry
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 11:17pm On Apr 15, 2015
1stola:
Dreamer
Dey der dey deceive ursef
See her mouth like u attract what u like
U are a shît and you think you can attract flies...
Why you mad?
cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 11:03pm On Apr 15, 2015
pickabeau1:
I meant only few guys will not mind raising another man's child
There is a chance the child will not even appreciate the sacrifice
In your own case do you mind?
cheesy cheesy

A child is a child
Whatever you nurture them with is what they grow up to know
If its with love
You get it Ib return
And if its the other way
Do you expect miracles?

Even applies to your own children
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 10:55pm On Apr 15, 2015
EddyWorld:
Sounds somehow but it's the hard truth without mincing words... wink
So how many gfs you got
Don't lie?
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 10:53pm On Apr 15, 2015
pickabeau1:
Lol..i don't get how this came about
But no
So what's with your child consideration
Na you wan marry her?
Just give your own lil input
But you keep stressing it like you are thinking of bringing home another woman
grin grin

That your no
Hmmmmmm
FamilyRe: Is It Possible For A Woman To Give Birth To 14 Children??? by Dyt(f): 10:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
tpiaT:
Op are any of you in your profile, married?
Husband na husband abeg, there's a scarcity.
undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 10:42pm On Apr 15, 2015
pickabeau1:
I don't

However you can never consider a single mom without putting the child in context

I have no issues with ex..

That's the truth
Are you thinking of a second wife?
cheesy cheesy
True true
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 10:40pm On Apr 15, 2015
XBLadez:
Pride or self-consolation? wink
Self consolation?
Read in between the lines dear
That's some happy woman there
FamilyRe: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by Dyt(f): 10:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
pickabeau1:
You said all the right things..bro
However you dated 3 single mom's and married none.....right?

undecided
Beau beau
Do you personally have issues with single mum?
True true
angry
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 10:34pm On Apr 15, 2015
babaowo:
You sure say no be copy n paste?
You expect me to type all those?
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 10:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Yekpa! Ki re? Warridis? Olympus has fallen o.... grin grin grin
Na lil man dismantle the whole of the standing poles
But e still dey dia jor
No shakings
Beats down most singles
Alabiamo things grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 10:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Lmao! back then, Abami's babes no dey wear bra remember? take that shyte off mehn grin grin grin
Dangling fallen heroes
cheesy cheesy

fredoooooo:
Both(you and Dyt ) of una don sanle (run comot ) for house tipe tipe grin grin grin
Na your house we come stay na
You rem wetin you do me for night
grin
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 10:14pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stamping feet
Nodding/swinging head
Screaming
*in my panties n bra*
cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 10:13pm On Apr 15, 2015
Idowuogbo:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You remember INTERNATIONAL THIEF THIEF?

*grabs her high grade kpoli*

Baba go say....

International Thief Thief! I.T.T. International rogue.... grin

Well,well....

Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole
For Yoruba-land na "Shalanga"
For Igbo-land na "Onunu-insi"
For Hausa-land na "Salga"
For Gaa-land na "Tiafi"
For Ashanti-land na "Yarni"
For Ethiopia-land na "Sagara-be"
For Kagyu-land na "Cho-Cho"
For Bemba-land na "Chimbuzi"
For Tunga-land na "Echibuzi"
Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
International thief thief, I.T.T.
International thief, I.T.T.
International rogue
Well, well, ha
Well, well, ha

Motherfuckers
Bastard motherfuckers
We yab dem, yeah
Hurry up there, say, "Yeah"

Well, well

Well, well, na true I want talk again o
Na true I want talk again o
If I dey lie o
Make Osiris punish me

Make Ifa dey punish me o
Make Edumare punish me o
Make the land dey punish me o
Make Edumare punish me o

I read dem for book ee-o
I see so myself ee-o
Well-ee well-ee o
Well, well, well, well

Well, well, well, well
Long time ago
Long, long time ago
Long time ago

Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole

For Yoruba-land na "Shalanga"
For Igbo-land na "Onunu-insi"
For Hausa-land na "Salga"
For Gaa-land na "Tiafi"

For Ashanti-land na "Yarni"
For Ethiopia-land na "Sagara-be"
For Kagyu-land na "Cho-Cho"
For Bemba-land na "Chimbuzi"
For Tunga-land na "Echibuzi"

Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
We dey shit inside big big hole

Long time ago
Long, long, long, long time ago
Long, long, long, long time ago

Before them come force us away as slaves
During the time them come force us away as slaves
Na European man, na him dey carry shit
Na for them culture to carry shit

During the time them come colonize us
Them come teach us to carry shit
Long, long, long, long time ago
African man we no dey carry shit
Na European man teach us to carry shit

Say am, say am

Many foreign companies dey Africa carry all our money go
Many foreign companies dey Africa carry all our money go
Them go write big English for newspaper, dabaru we Africans
Them go write big English for newspaper, dabaru we Africans

I read about one of them inside book like that
Them call him name na I.T.T.
I read about one of them inside book like that
Them call him name na I.T.T.

Them go dey cause confusion
(Confusion)
Cause corruption
(Corruption)
Cause oppression
(Oppression)
Cause inflation
(Inflation)

Oppression, oppression, inflation
Corruption, oppression, inflation

Them get one style wey them dey use
Them go pick one African man
A man with low mentality
Them go give am million naira breads

To become of high position here
Him go bribe some thousand naira bread
To become one useless chief

Like rat they do them go do from
Corner corner, pass-ee pass-ee
Under under, pass-ee pass-ee
Inside inside, pass-ee pass-ee

In in, pass-ee pass-ee
Out out, pass-ee pass-ee
Peep peep, pass-ee pass-ee
Up up, pass-ee pass-ee

Then he gradually, gradually, gradually, gradually
Then he gradually, gradually, gradually, gradually

Them go be, friend friend to journalist
Friend friend to Commissioner
Friend friend to Permanent Secretary
Friend friend to Minister
Friend friend to Head of State

Then start start to steal money
Start start them corruption
Start start them inflation
Start start them oppression

Start start them confusion
Start start them oppression
Start start to steal money
Start start to steal money
Like Obasanjo and Abiola

International thief thief
I.T.T.
International rogue
International thief
We go fight them, well, well
Well, well
Well, well

We don tire to carry anymore of them shit
We don tire to carry anymore of them shit
We don tire to carry anymore of them shit

Well, well
International thief thief
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 9:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
fredoooooo:
Dyt and Idowuogbo are regular customers at the African shrine #igbo (weeds) united grin grin
Take am
cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Dyt(f): 9:58pm On Apr 15, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Wagbayi!!!! grin grin

As baba dey talk am......Zombie o

Attention! (Zombie)
Quick march!
Slow march! (Zombie)
Left turn!
Right turn! (Zombie)
About turn!
Double up! (Zombie)
Salute!
Open your hat! (Zombie)
Stand at ease!
Fall in! (Zombie)
Fall out!
Fall down! (Zombie)
Get ready!

Halt!

Order!

Dismiss!! ! ! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Zombie o, zombie o, zombie
Zombie o, zombie o, zombie

Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go,Zombie!
Zombie no go stop, unless you tell am to stop....Zombie!
My head e haf scatter

!
If you call am woman
African woman no go 'gree
She go say, she go say, "I be lady, oh"

She go say, "I be lady, oh"

She go say, "I be lady"
She go say, "I no be woman"
She go say, "Market woman na woman"
She go say, "I be lady"

I want tell you about lady
I want tell you about lady
I want tell you about lady

She go say him equal to man
She go say him get power like man
She go say anything man do himself fit do

I never tell you finish
I never tell you finish
I never tell you finish
I never tell you finish
I never tell you

She go want take cigar before anybody
She go want make you open door for am
She go want make man wash plate
For am, for kitchen

She want salute man
She go, sit down for chair
She want salute man
She go, sit down for chair

She want sit down
For table before anybody
She want sit down
For table before anybody

She want a piece of meat
Before anybody
She want a piece of meat
Before anybody

Call am for dance
She go dance lady dance
Call am for dance
She go dance lady dance

African woman go dance
She go dance the fire dance
African woman go dance
She go dance the fire dance

She know him man na master
She go cook for am
She go do anything he say

But lady, no be so
But lady, no be so
But lady, no be so
But lady, no be so

Lady na master
Lady na master

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