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YankeeJoe: jus imagine ur silly thots. By d way, aint u ladies even d ones dat enjoys intimacy d more? Muntula

U had to dig d old thread to say just dis?
Its obvious u hav bn starved

Happy bornday dear
Wish u everyth u wish urself
Have a blast

xynerise: Babysitting 2kids.

No yawa, I dey house

U still use same number?

D-Explorer:
Hahaha, yeye! You body too dey hot, give space or make you carry foam go bathtub dey sleep. LOL

If him body dey hot
Den ur own na fire

xynerise: Since last month na. Abi u no hear the latest?

She shld be home baby sitting na
When I come arnd lekki again, I will say hi
*cld b in 6mnths o*

xynerise: Do u know if I just finish something?

@siggy. You cant do anything to the biatch. Polygamy is allowed in ur religion

Mk she try am 1st

Say me well to my damsel
She back?

D-Explorer:
Why you tongue con come out now? Ogbeni, wetin you dey perform for bed?

Perform?
He wan keee d pretty woman
I o personally shoot am if he do anyth this time

LastApostle: I waste no time on trivialities. Now that you are a stake, that's a priority.

Goan slp

afortress: Good looking out... When am done with this task... might send you a piece...

I love cakes

LastApostle: Cos they're only 2 women in the world.

My mother and you!

Den u must be blind

08171364099
They called me wit dis number to show appreciation

afortress: Lagos currently but be going to benin all through next week... Both location works

Divas cake at ikeja
I actually jst ordered a bday cake frm dem
Same

Your location?

LastApostle: Nah!
Simple poem somersaulted you, wait till I deliver those romantic line king Phillip conquered queen Elizabeth with.

Why are u so obsessed with me?

LastApostle: Now that you caught the wrong animal, better set it free back into the wild to conserve ecosystem.

Dude is sick

I love u is personal
Love u *i hate to hear/read it*
Its either u put d I or don't say say it

U cld find love anywhere
Ofcus, there is true love on NL
NL is got married members

What are u lookin for here

A 4mnth old relationship already goin viral
Face ur studies

Cos I got d damn sexy laps

Yep

ayobase: This not really a big issue like debate. You can just type it down against the day
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Walahi, don't know where to start from with Dyt, and apostle being my coursemate!

LastApostle can't cast a spell
He will chicken out
He's known for dat

ayobase: I missed u too baby!

Hugs