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padeolu: she dey ma.d. Make she show us her punna now.

So u can wannnnnnkkkkkkkk on it abi?

My son is not even upto 2
If he snores ehn, am sure u will cry all nights

He's so damn playful, I think that's the reason for his snore and u have to best him to slp as he doesn't like to slp.

I think for those that drinks too

Not all fat ppl snore oh well am chubby not fat

Tiredness mostly sha

parrotibaba: d dark? why?

The day I figure it out will be my last time of getting frightened

Tymax: [color=#5E2605]Lol. See o. When time reach for hug na another guy you call.... Hmmm. Dyt are we fighting? [/color]

Oya hug me small
Hehehehehhe

Plexus: Fu@ck off and stop ruining relationships with your incessant 750 paragraph rant essays on how to and how not to treat a woman...embarrassing tw@

Take it slow
Like really slow
I mean really slow, money is as important as love in a marriage.
And yes keep praying for it shall be well

Tymax: [color=#5E2605]Lol. (Hands her clean white silk handkerchief) Why the tears? [/color]

Love baby
Love
Sobs out loud

Oxone oooo
Hug me baby

ib55: was just looking 4 u right nw. tot u don forget ur nigga.

I did not forget u o
Forget u ke
So how far na
Still pushing?

Eden007: hehehe.. That's the drill Bro.
Dytbabe your romance in this thread is getting me jealous..#looks away with envy.

Hehehhehehehe
Now I know




Chai
Oxone tickle me softly
Ayamu laughing with the whole of my face
Gimme groundnut

Oxone: Lwkmd! Friend ke?

She's knows u're wife numero duo and that there's a chance of a coup

Obim
Nkem

Scratches head
And lil man jst peed on me
*runs after him*

teeo: Kk,

What's KK?
*frowns*

U too K

Oxone: Lol Oh that's was u?

Well some lunatic keeps calling with a private number & wldn't say a thing *I dey suspect one chic sha * so I stopped picking calls from private number.

So when I saw another call from a private number, I hurt gave d fone to her

Na wa oo
We don suffer oo

Me was jst pulling pranks ni jare

Tell her say mk she no vex o
Say na one married woman frnd o
Stress the frnd ooo
U hear

teeo:
Lmao, abokoku is the way joor.

Your signature, do you do SA visas

Nope bt I do tickets

Dark ooo
Even till now

teeo: Why you add this one Na? No one is asking you not to love your kids but every man also acts like kids, they want to be cuddled and pampered and if he can't get it from you anymore, he sure would look for it somewhere else.

And no one is talkin abt not giving him love n attention bt he shld know better we are to join our love and give the kids.

Ofcus we will still have our lovey dovey bt my kids gets most of it

I no be abokoku jor, na him sabi

Oxone: You too deary

Seriously? Can't remember seeing any call from you. How are u?

Guess u were busy
Hehehehhehehehe
I called u ended it and put off the phone, was on a friday night sha
The caller shld show private number or unknown



*shocked* and a lady picked it
Tell her sorry ooo

teeo:
And hope the husband is allowed to transfer his own love to a single small girl outside the home.

Oh well, if he feels safe there
So long my kids got the best, he's so free

*mk I catch am first*

temigracie: ....lemme also use dis opportunity to say a shout-out to my future husband....wereva u r eida Borno,Abuja or even Ilorin here....i wanna let u knw dat u r gonna b my super-hero,my prince charming in shining armour,both my baby and my man......above all,u ll b d man i ll worship n adore.....wereva u r pls do takia of ursef.....i love u in advance....

Oh no
Am crying
Tymax, u needed here
Handky pls
Sniffs

Oxone: Lol Love one? Nkem (my own), obim (my heart).............. Or just call him Oxone

Oh no
U too dey Totori mi
Chai

*u don't pick calls*frowns*

Eden007: Your case is different since you don't have an issue making friends in the real world. At the same time I suspect you get too engrossed in your gadget that you miss an opportunity to say hello to that person who would've made a positive influence in your life..

My being engrossed to this gadget of mine made me see u pass a positive influence
Abi
Oshisko

Some abokus will still love their husbands over their kids.
Oh yes I met u before my kids bt mo sorry, my kids comes first
Pele o if u feeling bad

RoyalRoy: Dyty Dyt.

You on point.

Chai
Each time u write my name ehn
My hrt skips a bit

*how do they call love one in igbo*
Oxone ooo

Eden007: .

Hehhehehehe
Sounds like u will see them frnds when u down
Same as when ur gadget is down.

I am not afraid to meet ppl in the real world infact, over friendliness dey worry me, am jst sayin ni
All are same, fake/good/bad/evil/lovely ppl
They cld come frm anywhere

Ib55
Aproko don land oooo

Is it not same ppl u meen online u meet offline?

Its not affecting me as a person o, infact I like my NL familes so much

Na una sabi

Red ni ofcus pass me the pill sharp sharp