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So his pee pee can enter that of a bird/hen?

Orisirisi
Awon blogger oniro oshi

sunvick: Sometimes I wonder how U reason. She should pray to God to terminate or erase what HE has already regulated and made inherent in women. If U dnt hav anytime reasonable to say just read n move on n stop exposing the height of ur ignorance.

rolled: So what do you use in serving your visitors a bottle of wine?
You have to really change that aspect oh

Wine ke
Oh well, hubbys frnds use my sons used bottled water, use knife to cut it, nothin beats that satisfaction in their eyes
Hehehehhhehehehehe

Told u not to bring this here
*frowns*

If he meets a lady like me
He's sure a lucky son of his father
Not perfect, got my flaws, even with all the flaws, he's sure gonna have the best woman ever

Gboliwe: You, tpia1 ofcourse. I am sure you don't have a memory loss problem.


You haven't retired the Id yet. Have you changed your mind?

Don't be like that to my tpia
I actually begged her
And yes she stayin cos of me
Oh my love Tpia
Kiss kiss

Godmystrength:

I must be a comedian today o
This one u been laughin ehn

And anti got hersef a man
Weldone khalessi

I wear it, flashes sef bt even at that men never stops following me
I think in this part of earth, wedding bands actually means nothing to these men, am tired of having to ask them if they didn't see my finger ni

So at some point am like what's the use
I think am too hawt to be ignored
Fan pls, am hotter than fire


*wedding band for sale oo*
*straight face*

I don't even have glass cup in my house, if u must drink water as a visitor, its either u take sachet water or use bowl/plastic cup.

I know am bad like that, bt pls bear with me

Hehehehhehehehehehehhehehehe

When things are good, they the best bt if any little thing goes wrong, u start blaming ursef why u married.


I THINK am married sha

immortalcrown: Apple!

fm7070: you're not serious!

Lwtmb

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xtervaganza: hahahahahahahahaha

Oh dear ........
Well I hardly watch TV
I only play games when I'm idle at home

Good for u
Ok bye

This epistle all for love?
Hian

xtervaganza: Ehen.....will Google it later

And how did u come across movie severally?

U love going for movies I guess?

I HAVE GOT A DAMN TV

Its confirmed
Tpia is sick
Lwtmb ooooooo

Bunchersstab: Been around oh...
How has it been with you

Moti lo wapa ju

This is nothing except loneliness n boredom
Oh my dear tpia
Have been unable find ursef a man still?

Tag
Mynd
R231
Idowuogbo

Bunchersstab: I see

What have u seen?

Eyah
Its painful na
He shld relax
Calm her down and not rush like an hungry lion he is
Lots of pre-intimacy biko
And start with fi..ger....ingggg for some days, no penetration yet
The fingering will open it and then he can insert his totoyo *in my sons voice* and still gentle o cos I no say he go wan jerk am

Natural?
Can't say cos am not evil
Really also can't say my society made me this way cos I am not what my society is.

Maybe I am jst natural

RoyalRoy: Lol..... like this??

I can see more than assss grabbing

I wish I still had those letters mehn
Went to only gals sch, so guys frm the nearest sch send letters with sweet *chupa chops, only the rich buys it then*
This was pry 6 oo.

Secondary sch was mixed, no guy dare comes to me as I be fire lol, always figting them guys. Bt got letters at home when I go for holidays

I rem I wrote one to a guy too I was crushing on, he gave me my first peck on the lip.
*smiles*


I read lots of golden pen frm the basket of love and the hrt shape with an arrow.

Lmao

Story for the gods

Yemlizzy: When i was your man - Bruno Mars

I rem how much u love to dance

Moti mu dongo yaro
I want to do shino today
She said she bla bla bla bl
Story for the gods

He's a freaking fucking workaholic