₦airaland Forum

fairfora:
You have a point

d gaffes r unbelievable! yet, go to Facebook and c praise singers everywhere!

Excuse me @lasg
dis eye service of closing schools an places of worship-
r u people ok?
So, parents should go about sharing d gift of #covid-19, in buses, clubs, restaurants, markets and offices; so they can return home each day to BLESS their children with d virus?
Dis is ur plan abi?
D only thing u guys have to do is copy wot successful nations like South Korea have done and paste it here.
Yet, simple lockdown announcement is too hard 4 u to do.
It's understandable dt testing thousands is hard 4 u to do; but even to order "iya l'ojas" to inspect every trader for covered faces with scarves and for each trader to have spray bottle of antiseptic- how hard can dt b?
Just how bad of an olodo r u people?!
If d heat's too much, get out of d kitchen!

Or u want us to face u for ur refusal to protest against d airport staying open?
Were u showing allegiance to buhari, or to lagosians- who're now paying for d fg's gross dereliction of duty?
Did it even occur to u people?
Our lives r too important for anyone's laziness or ineptitude.
Enuf is enuf.

favoryte33:
Can a man in his early 30's raise a family with such amount as salary? If yes, please share some ideas.you might be helping a brother out.

pray.
have a plan.
discuss it with her.
get critics of d plan from both ur families.
(they'll b d ones supporting u guys anyway)
redo ur plan.
decide on a "kwashiorkor" wedding; an elaborate one can come later.
enlist both ur friends in ur plan and ur wedding.
minimalist traditional.
children will be discussed when ur more buoyant.
if ur both in agreement, pray about it.
go to church.
marry ur wife.
end of.

chinchonglee:
why would a man earning even 100k be thinking of marriage

biko double ur hustle.

lol
world economy is in d toilet, d year is being talked about in past tense, but people should put their lives on hold, abi?
d hilarity.

Demichaels:
Considering the economic climate around the world and Nigeria in particular as occasioned by the coronavirus, is it wise to make new investments? The devastating effects of this virus has the potential to quarantine Nigeria as a whole.

Kindly help me make an informed decision.

mods, b like dis bros don miss road, loss for nairaland.
kindly move to business section.

I know dis topic is terrifying, dts y it's hard to even think about it.

but do we have a choice? (actually, we do- we can pretend like ostriches)

oya, lemme set d ball rolling:

I sanitize before leaving my room and once I hit the streets.
my peeps at home know to keep their distance, even when chatting.

all friends and family living outside- all visitors are barred.
to ur tents, o Israel!
local man canor shout.
lol

oya, lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

tell us how ur practicing SD at home

I know those of u in relationships will hate to hear this.

carriers of covid-19 are usually asymptomatic, therefore:
if u still enter public transportation, go to work, market, etc u are advised to avoid ALL forms of intimacy-
to avoid infecting ur partner.
or ur children.

use face masks AT ALL TIMES, because when u talk, u spray saliva up to 6 feet!
....

if you've been practising social distancing, how have you been coping with all the restrictions?

poiZon:
So by removing 20naira that is deregulation?



Hmmm

it's ridiculous, but how can they do more?
we use about $19 to produce a barrel.
at under $30 per barrel, wots d gain?
we're in serious trouble.

johnmartus:
Abia state government gave out over sizes sandals to their pupils. Very useless and heartless government.

mods, woton earth r u doing?
how can someone post dis kind of fake news and u guys keep quiet?
seun, lalasticlala, if ur mods r tired, change dem!
unemployed youths everywhere.
if d state decides to institute a lawsuit, wot defense will u have for dis piece of rubbish being on ur site?
and d original post is even on nairaland!

https://www.nairaland.com/4365032/governor-kenya-donates-oversized-shoes

curb dis potential disaster.
a word is enough.

OrinAgba:
#OlaDaviva

wots d retail price in d market near u?

Leoniine:
Sure, I can tell that to my daughter.

She'll be an adult.

(Don't neglect the fact of the upbringing I've given her in her childhood and teenage years.)

I hate rigid fixation on what and what should not be in a relationship.

d problem with cohabiting- after all d talk of sex, etc- is d false impression dt the wedding will take place.
actually, post engagement is d best time to get life lessons from family members, instead of being distracted (and deceived) by living together.
and space offers a lot for objective assessment.

I'd prefer spending time in each other's family homes on a weekly or monthly basis:
u get to c ur partner in their natural habitat, hear and observe things that they might keep from u, enjoy closeness and d other's family bonding with u.
after all, when ur still in ur respective places, u can always shag ur brains out like bunny rabbits!

Phenomenal16:
...is ideal not a must
To avoid unnecessary drama in d future
I don't pray to be richer than my man never

u should.
if u marry a level headed guy, discuss real issues and plans with him, instead of enjoying frivolities- more money is icing on ur family's cake.
ur dating observations will give u a clue.
my sister earns more than her hubby, travels out for work frequently, birthed 2 of her children in d US- from her pocket.
which man with a brain will be vexing?! lol
he looks after d kids a lot, cos his job is less demanding.
my only grouse with him is, he should be challenged to do more with his free time to start a side hustle.
I'm working on him, small small!

fastlane84:
Elaborate please thank you

kindly read thru my previous discourse with oers above. if u still have questions, lemme know!

kikero:
For deregulation to happen, the government has to announce that

1. It is no longer setting the price of fuel

2. Pricing is now in the hands of oil companies and marketers

kindly read my previous discourse to see why ur summation is slightly off course.

cheers!

ojesymsym:
As long as government fixes a price, it is not yet deregulated. That's why I always laugh when people say GEJ tried to deregulate PM's in 2012 when he also fixed a price.

d price in 2012 was d exact price of a litre as landed in a filling station, based on source at d time- d us.
interestingly, it was also d naira equivalent price of 1 litre of petrol in d us, as at 31/12/2011.
considering wholesale purchase, transportation costs, etc I expect d marketers had a healthy margin.
I checked.
u can too

Xisnin:
Nothing to see here.
Price fixing is the opposite of deregulation.
When was the last time the government announced the price per kg of Garri?
That is your cue.

how many direct govt subventions do farmers enjoy?
fertilizer, seedlings, tools, training, etc?
and u still think d price of ur garri is market driven?

Xisnin:
Nothing to see here.
Price fixing is the opposite of deregulation.
When was the last time the government announced the price per kg of Garri?
That is your cue.

in developed nations, many deregulated products r under caveat of govt's ditrect management- from petrol and diesel to dairy products.
in d us, govt gives farmers subsidies or buy up excess stock- just to stabilize prices.
d UK govt regulates pump price on a regular basis, pardon d pun.
grants and stimulus packages r also ways of helping specific industries.
so when prices change with external factors, it's deregulated- despite occasional govt interventions.

Simplyleo:
I don't know if someone by any chance had told you the issues surrounding your existence is tied to my comments on nairaland.

However, if that is the case, at least you should have put your brain into use to keep others in doubt about your state of health. As it stands now, all doubts have been removed. You can now get along with your fellows and rub minds together instead of hoping into my mention and continue typing nonsense.

u sef., must u reply?

go to d link below for d full list and some reasons behind dem.

https://www.nairaland.com/4113366/what-difference-exclusive-concurrent-list

u read d tweet:

ANNOUNCEMENT: The official Price of Petrol in Nigeria is now N125 per Litre. A Price Modulation Mechanism is being introduced, to be managed by the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), to henceforth adjust the price in line with the market price of crude oil.

- https://twitter.com/NigeriaGov/status/1240318731781386242

did u miss it?
lemme ep u joor -
"A Price Modulation Mechanism is being introduced, to be managed by the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA), to henceforth adjust the price in line with the market price of crude oil."


so.
d deed is done.
without d slightest hint of noise, protest or discussion.
did I predict dis one dis year?
I'll have to check.
enjoy!

helinues:
Wait, are you the defender of holy spirit?

lol
ol boy, u don give me wetin I dey find.
cheers!

helinues:
Probably you missed Top Iran Sheik news who refused to be sanitized.. He Don die like chicken

Mohammed self dey helpless for this situation. He has switched off his phone..

Can you now go and report to Shekau that Quran has been rendered useless for this situation

well done.
dts all I needed from u.
good luck!

LordReed:
Did helinues mention you by name when he said all of you people? Is that your name? Are you Voltron or the bodyguard or the mouthpiece of "all of you people"?

I believe a generalization is open to all.
so I responded.
but u-
wetin cari u enter him mata?

LordReed:
No but you for some reason think we are afraid to make fun of Allah and the Quran.

who's "we"?
r u his bodyguards?
or his mouthpiece?
or voltron?

helinues:
According to Bible, prayer can move mountains right?

Why can't you pray for me to stop posting anti religion post instead of talking long thing??

guy,
I'm still waiting for ur mockery of Islam o.
try face who face u.

LordReed:
Allah and Quran dey fear coronavirus. Allah is so afraid of coronavirus he ran away from Mecca that's why they stopped services.

Oya proceed to the nearest police station to report.

r u helinues?

seun, lalasticlala
let's share the small bits of good news.

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helinues:
So none of the Nigeria miracle drama performers have power to bind and cast Coronavirus?

The gate of hell master, why not open one for the virus to swallow..

So all of you people have stopped performing miracles.

Truly the fear of Coronavirus is the beginning of wisdom

lol
oya, say something similar about Allah, Mohammed or d Qur'an.
since insulting people's faith is easy.
abi?
let's all just wait with popcorn handy.

CotenantNIG:
dont get why nigerians are reacting

let me help u undastand:
3 pipo don sick wit d virus.
u c any pastor near dem for healing service?
shey it's only laying of hands, wot stopped dem from using their anointing to heal d sick?
him 4 just keep shut.
but relevance seeking is real.