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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Damboa In Borno. Scores Feared Dead by DZTech: 8:23pm On Mar 04, 2020
tsephanyah:
Misleading information
lol. irredeemable truants, everywhere u go! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Re-emergence As Africa’s Biggest Economy, An Economic Scorecard Of PMB by DZTech: 7:49pm On Mar 04, 2020
allthingsgood:
[s][/s]
Wailer Keep Kwayet
stupidity, like corona virus, is contagious . do u have corona virus?
PoliticsRe: Africa's Largest Economy: I Beg You, Stop Celebrating Your Mediocrity! by DZTech(op): 1:06pm On Mar 04, 2020
seun, lalasticlala educate ur audience o
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Re-emergence As Africa’s Biggest Economy, An Economic Scorecard Of PMB by DZTech: 12:58pm On Mar 04, 2020
okrote4real:
Nigeria Re-emergence As Africa’s Biggest Economy, An Economic Scorecard of President Buhari Administration - APC
op, try find who go borrow u and d mallam sense, eh?
meanwhile, go dis thread, make u answer d question wey dey there-

https://www.nairaland.com/5718437/africas-largest-economy-beg-stop

God go help u
PoliticsAfrica's Largest Economy: I Beg You, Stop Celebrating Your Mediocrity! by DZTech(op): 12:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
point of correction:

u guys didn't overtake south Africa; their economy FELL, dts y ur in front!

now, answer dis analogy-
man 1 earns 100k, has 5 children and owes 30k he used to complete his children's school fees

man 2 earns 80k, has 2 children and owes 10k he used to buy pure water and drinks to sell

who's richer?
which of d two do u think is Nigeria?
qed
RomanceRe: Feminists, When Last Did You Shoot Your Shot?! by DZTech(op): 8:38pm On Mar 03, 2020
SisterFire:
...wat s my cut if I gist u ?
shu...
ep ur sistas dem wey need idea.
dat one suppose make u feel good na
smiley
PropertiesRe: 2 bedroom Flat With Ensuite Rooms In Lekki Phase 1- 1.2m, Biannual Let by DZTech(op): 5:41pm On Mar 03, 2020
DZTech:
still available smiley
AgricultureRe: 1st Rain Of 2020? by DZTech(op): 4:53pm On Mar 03, 2020
hmmm.
d rains r here, but it's as if they're struggling to wet d ground.
hope it's better in other states?
RomanceRe: Feminists, When Last Did You Shoot Your Shot?! by DZTech(op): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2020
husbandsnatcha:
2days ago. . am not a feminist becareful
Haba...
gist us naaaa!!!
cheesy
how'd it go?
who, where, when?
how u take do am?
some ladies will like tutorials o
especially d shy ones
wink
RomanceRe: This Kneeling Down Of A Something Sef by DZTech(op): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2020
lala,
com and c all deez derailers o!
u pipo can open tread to discuss how post supozto long rich na.
even to support or oppose d motion dey hard una?! angry
RomanceRe: This Kneeling Down Of A Something Sef by DZTech(op): 11:32pm On Mar 02, 2020
Dreiwizzy:
Nothing wrong, he writes the way he speaks. His writeup weren't lengthy after all.
d guy made my day
yay
how droll
angry
RomanceRe: This Kneeling Down Of A Something Sef by DZTech(op): 11:28pm On Mar 02, 2020
nlPoster:
Are you speaking pidgin, regular English, your own English, fake English or what? huh

Your post is hard to follow because one doesn't understand what impression you're trying to give.

Are you Nigerian?
did I confuse u? grin
RomanceThis Kneeling Down Of A Something Sef by DZTech(op): 7:05pm On Mar 02, 2020
gehs, com fes
so, we siddon dey chop 4 house, I commot ring give u-
den u go talk sey I must knee dan fest, b4 u go collect?
tru talk?

Dominique, ngbo?
pocohantas, u nko?

speak now o
or...

lalasticlala, seun did u guys knee dan for madam?
RomanceRe: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by DZTech: 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2020
BabbanBura:
Badass
at all o, lol.
looking for anything requires a plan of action.
where women r concerned, it's a numbers game so u have to b a bit objective in ur approach, simple cool
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Spends ₦2.4 Billion On 80 Cars In 11 Months by DZTech: 8:42pm On Mar 01, 2020
blinking001:
Our Nigerian politicians are too corrupt. And if our darling president starts using the EFCC after them now wailers will be screaming witch hunt.
lol
Wailers, abi?
Lagos assembly is 100% apc
I dare buhari to send efcc after a single person there
PoliticsRe: BENUE: Ortom Orders Livestock Guards To Impound Cattle Grazing In The Open by DZTech(op): 5:36pm On Feb 29, 2020
Kk OK crew in da house! cheesy
PoliticsBENUE: Ortom Orders Livestock Guards To Impound Cattle Grazing In The Open by DZTech(op): 4:05pm On Feb 29, 2020
February 29, 2020
The Governor of Benue State,
Samuel Ortom on Friday gave
a matching order to the
state’s Livestock Guards to
impound any cattle seen
grazen in the open in line with
the state’s anti-open grazing
law.
The governor, who disclosed
that armed herdsmen have
been flooding the state in
recent times with large herds
of animals despite the high
level of awareness creation to
the existence of the Open
Grazing Prohibition and
Ranches Establishment Law,
gave the order in Makurdi
while inspecting impounded
cows at the quarantine unit of
the state Ministry of
Agriculture.
According to Ortom, the
enforcement of the ranching
law would continue to enable
those who wish to do
livestock business comply
with its provisions.
He also disclosed that several
herds of cattle had been
impounded and quarantined in
other local government areas
in the state and that trucks
have been acquired by
government to help Livestock
Guards convey impounded
livestocks from long distances
to quarantine units for safe
keeping.

Read also: Ogun PDP faction
suspends state secretary for
attending Abuja peace
meeting

Describing the influx of the
armed herdsmen as life
threatening, the governor said
such would not be condoned
by his administration, adding
that over four hundred herders
have been arrested and are
being prosecuted at various
stages.
Insisting that there was no
intention to repeal the
ranching law, Ortom noted
that ranching remains the
global best practice of
animals husbandry, urging all
Nigerians to key into it with a
view to ensuring peace
between herdsmen and
farmers.
Speaking during the
governor’s visit, the state
Commander Livestock Guards,
Mr. Linus Zaki reveal that his
men had arrested three
herdsmen during the recent
operations.
According to him, 214 cattle
were impounded in Ukum LGA,
69 in Logo, 219 in Guma, 96
in Makurdi and 16 in Gwer
West LGA.
https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/benue-ortom-orders-livestock-guards-to-impound-cattle-grazing-in-the-open/
RomanceRe: Feminists, When Last Did You Shoot Your Shot?! by DZTech(op): 10:12pm On Feb 27, 2020
Omo, see silence! shocked
una dey run from dis thread?!
husbandsnatcha, tehilah92, Adukey, Dominique, ReneeNuttall, mynd44, ogeodi
make una show face o!
RomanceFeminists, When Last Did You Shoot Your Shot?! by DZTech(op): 4:59pm On Feb 27, 2020
I say make I find trouble small
after all, what a man can do ....
*picks race from thread cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by DZTech: 9:19pm On Feb 26, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
you are entitled to your opinion, and so am i.
calling someone MENTALLY DAMAGED is an insult
if u have any self respect, u will apologize
RomanceRe: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by DZTech: 9:10pm On Feb 26, 2020
bros, take am easy na
he already said he's an introvert, did u miss dt?
y raining abuse, disguised as observations?
if to encourage him is too hard 4 u KINDLY JUMP AND PASS!
nonsense angry
MrBrownJay1:
the reason why you dont/cant get a decent woman in your life is because you are suffering from low self esteem and insecurity... nothing is stopping you from chatting up women while being broke, but you are so MENTALLY DAMAGED that you believe that you cant approach women because you are broke. lol!
RomanceRe: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by DZTech: 9:02pm On Feb 26, 2020
idoms:
Don't have anyone yet. My colleagues are all male. Don't have any female friends. I mostly keep to myself
I used to chat up ladies whenever opportunity arose; till one showed me d way (wrote about it here)
now, na moni b my bae!
I need a 2nd side hustle in my life! cheesy

like ur job, u need to plan both strategies and tactics-

strategies:
dis will work in shops, church, bus rides, ladies wears/hair outlets
plan a daily shopping list- 2, 3 items
get good business cards
always go out with ur cards & a pen wink
note supermarkets within walking distance of ur job and ur house
note foodstuff markets within 1 busstop of ur job and ur house
plan on shopping when it's less busy
u need tym to operate, until u bcom more confident and spontaneous
always dress down o! ur on a budget
but body spray is necessary

tactics:
ask 4 items out of stock (check 1st o!)
ask 4 gift ideas 4 ur mum or sister
write out of stock items, or wot d lady recommends on d card 4 her to call u with
"how can I thank u 4 ur help, would u like to go 4 a drink when ur off?" (meaning no pressure)
"sister, excuse me, do u know pastor's wife?" lol, ur reason is dt ur mum would like t meet with her; na lie? grin

I don try 4 u
happy hunting!
FamilyRe: Adult Male Mountain Bike. 18-speed, 21k by DZTech(op): 8:15pm On Feb 26, 2020
drmikeadams:
Ten k,collect money tommorow
if u have d type 4 10k, I'll buy it from u
AgricultureRe: 1st Rain Of 2020? by DZTech(op): 8:13pm On Feb 26, 2020
my2chains:
if you like show me all this frustrated links,

this thing is just simple and short,

those rural villages dont use their God given senses and they just rely simply on rainfall,

they have forgoten that this world has really revolved past that stage

they need to grow up and learn to do things that will favour all of them
instead of gaining some knowledge and insight, ur just cementing ur ignorance
ur choice
EventsRe: Clearance Prices- Quality Wines At Discounted Prices, For Celebrations/Gifting! by DZTech(op): 12:04am On Feb 26, 2020
still available smiley
FoodRe: Clearance Prices- Quality Wines At Discounted Prices, For Celebrations/Gifting! by DZTech(op): 12:03am On Feb 26, 2020
still available smiley
FamilyRe: Adult Male Mountain Bike. 18-speed, 21k by DZTech(op): 12:01am On Feb 26, 2020
DZTech:
still available. smiley
AutosRe: Adult Male And Female Mountain Bikes: 18 speed- 21k; 6 Speed- 18k by DZTech(op): 12:00am On Feb 26, 2020
DZTech:
... still available. smiley

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