₦airaland Forum

Therock5555:
Na me dey friend zone babes...


If you no get boyfriend, I no go follow you...

Just dey bill your boyfriend woto woto while I be your shoulder to cry on and a prick to lie on...



Life no hard.... Friend zone is bae...

Sorry ooo Ramsey Noah…You wey be like orangutan sef Dey make mouth..You wey be say ordinary heartbreak you Dey sing and cry for room😒..

No be swear but you ain’t goin be shit..

Dish:
She became a mother through backdoor.. So she's more like a nanny

So person wey adopt pikin no suppose cry if e die ba??..And your parpar spend money for your education oooo,if he had known na puff puff you for Dey hawk..

Well,na TIP you tip,no be say you see Vision..

YourGFsnatcher:
Know all these, but still give us the Virgin. The one who was not ridden like a HO.

No mind am..I go come carry babe wey carry 3 pweek at once put for mouth🤮

MrColdsweat:
Wrong.
Marry a woman that will rob a bank and kneel to give you the stolen loot.

GBAM🙌🏿

Non virgin na fairly used..It’s absurd that I have to marry a girl that has more than 80 body counts and I go still pay bride price,TUFIAKWA..

ufotunang:
..abi..the rich people are always above the law in Nigeria .. the law is only for the poor

Yes oo

If na so then bricklayers for own mansions..

Just Dey play ooo

Na slave you Dey look for and not a worker..

Thebiafranchild:
80k to take care of house and aged parents u try

😂😂😂No mind am..House keeper and care giver for 80k,Na slave him Dey find for the job..

Your tears go full bucket..

The kind of woman that will say”I can never spend my money on a man”..

meobizy:
My guy, it was just a story.

I wonder why people don’t think deep on religion in this light. One side of stories is considered entertainment which creative rights can be exercised while the other is sworn to be kept intact using fear tactics. Mscheew.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I’m sure he ordered for iPhone 15.

Abeg who be that woman wey Dey beside am?..The woman no look happy oo

ufotunang:
..abi..the rich people are always above the law in Nigeria .. the law is only for the poor

Na thunder go still fire them…

You just got yourself a dog that can’t calm down..This dog will give you and armed robbers sleepless nights cause they are too gingered..They are the dogs on cocaine.I love these breeds of dogs..

That’s a Belgian Malinois

But Dangote drivers Dey waka free👀

Mikedel80:
I swr. They go come chop rice and drink beer

Na Ogun go kee them umunna,community and village people..

Na because you no get money to japa..

Mikedel80:
Trust me nah. I'm good bad guy. What is paining me is the amount of money and time that I have invested in the marriage. What will I tell my people, my community , my village people, my umunna. It is not easy to dissolve a marriage. Marriage is just not worth the stress.

You can tell them to eat shit…Wetin concern umunna and community with marriage eh?..If you go kpai for this marriage level,umunna go drink,chop and go home..

Oga shey make I give you better location?..Na me be the SPIRIT BROTHER..

Mikedel80:
I don't even care what she does. Like I don't even look or listen. I'm totally not interested in her affairs

Brother To Brother-Go get yourself one fine lady with big bumper..It helps sometimes and can put you back on track..For the sake of your boy..

Once your a girl with TikTok,Snapchat,I can never take you serious..

You need a lot of oiling for your carburetor..You may be hearing some squeaky sounds in your engine🚶🏿‍➡️

Don’t let your wife stop you from having a side chick..I hope you won’t be pissed,if you find out she’s cheating too?..

I know a country where poor man Dey born 9 children👀..