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ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

HIV Dey whine you..

Too much Cho Cho Cho…Na why Liz wan finish you..

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise..

PulaPower:
How mosquito con dey take enter your room?

Na mosquito plan him subscribe..

Diamond098454:
Dzzzzz....... Happy new year...........

Happy New Year Diamond..We no see Christmas and New year rice!!

If a girl can forget who took her to Dubai,E come be you wey chop opueh..

maasoap:
No need for justifying murders as there is no need explaining to you what you already knew

I thank God you know..

Dtruthspeaker:
Girls loose their virginity from

1st set is primary 5.

The last set JS 2.

Early Boys start JS 2

Most boys, it is Ss3/yr 1,

I greet you ooo

benalvino3:
look at this one. Have you been under a rock?

Him Dey COMA since..

Sometimes we just wan check whether we still get game😎

PinkNature:
this is the worst simpp story i’ve read all my years on nairaland.

The guy Dey vex me sef..

Your post sef Dey vex me…You’re the GodFather of SIMPS..You think bandits kidnapped her for 3days or you Dey joke..If I use koboko wipe your neck for dream now,you go call am witchcraft!!

Let’s wait for the Billionaire to come for her hand in marriage..

The top 3 photos are AI cause Nigeria soldiers no Dey use AR15..

Thats why Armed robbers only use Manual cars..P.S I NO BE ARMED ROBBER OOOOOOOO🙇‍♂️

I once drove a 22 wheeler cause I knew how to drive manual but that day no be small thing oo..I sha drive am comot for port and I park am for filling station,still collect my 9k..

maasoap:
I'm not going to defend mobs or give reasons for their actions. But how many times have you seen Muslims tempting Christians?

Please explain further what you mean by “Tempting”?

Gustavowhite:
Lol

This is 2026,we won’t fall for taqiya and Islamic propaganda
If you can point me a church in Saudi Arabia then we can talk

Bro I’m on your side na 😂

Gustavowhite:
Lol

This is 2026,we won’t fall for taqiya and Islamic propaganda
If you can point me a church in Saudi Arabia then we can talk

No mind them..

legitnow1:
STOP WASTING YOURTIME, WE ARE NOT DRAGING ANYTHING WITH ANYBODY.



WE ARE JUST ANGRY PERIOD AND IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW WATER GO FIND HIM LEVEL.




THEY ACT LIKE WE OWE THEM ANYTHING, WEN WE OWE THEM NOTHING.

Like,how can someone who’s never been outside their hometown talk about a place they never been to eh?..In owerri dem Dey sell amala for there,who them think say Dey cook am?

maasoap:
No, no, no!!! Igbos are scared of changes. Not just Islam, you don't embrace dynamism. Igbos consider it a sin or crime to sell land to other tribes to build houses. The same is playing out with religions. But my dear friend, Islam is gaining ground in every corner world at a great momentum because people are now seeing beauty of Islam beyond the stereotype of terrorism.

Thats a big lie from the pit of hell…Have you ever thought of buying land outside your village??

maasoap:
Of course, they are. The last attack that took place on religion house in the north was a mosque with many people reportedly dead. That tells you it is general insecurity in the north

How many times have you heard Christian’s lynched a Muslim?..Do you know how many times Muslims have lynched Christian’s?

But Christian’s can’t exercise their faith peacefully in the north!!!..Evrrywhere go still blur when time reach..

Gotocourt:
Body go tell them, Tinubu federal government ain't playing, they gonna luurnnn

Thank Trump and Not Tinubu..

Sccarrr:
well you're right, but if na be the guy Sha...I no go mind , I go make sure I get that man at all cost... useless ppl like that deserves to be disgraced , shamed and made to pay pass wetin den tief sef.

Everyday I make a withdrawal at my bank,I Dey keep 10k to dash staffs everytime..I’m a VIP at my banks so anything I need,I just make a call and it comes to my phone through “Back Channels”

portals101:
Bank can't put red flag on the account, 1, it was not a transaction 2, not without a court order
Involving police also can't do much on the bank without a valid court order to produce a customer's details.

This leaves you with, either you let it go as a loss or go the short cut. Shut cut with some bank staff and pay the police. Who can easily use other numbers to track the thief down.

Thats why e good to Dey sought staff for bank cause e get y…I will get the man’s info for free if it happened to me..

Sccarrr:
den no fit without court order ,and u go use another 100 to 150k get am... banking law is just weird

Baba if you get connection in the right places,nothing wey you no fit get for this country..If. I want the man address,I go get am..

WriterX:
Put a red flag on a customer account keh? Let me guess a pensioner or salary earner who may actively be receiving money with the account?



This guy you are funny so you want him to stop bringing money into their bank because of another man bank, you need to know which bank actually get the real power?

Bro you no need court order once you get connection lol…

Sccarrr:
den no fit without court order ,and u go use another 100 to 150k get am... banking law is just weird

I know bro

Na by grace of God person fit no end up with verified olosho…

The bank is suppose to put a red flag on his account so it can draw him out to the bank..