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But Dangote drivers Dey waka free👀

Mikedel80:
I swr. They go come chop rice and drink beer

Na Ogun go kee them umunna,community and village people..

Na because you no get money to japa..

Mikedel80:
Trust me nah. I'm good bad guy. What is paining me is the amount of money and time that I have invested in the marriage. What will I tell my people, my community , my village people, my umunna. It is not easy to dissolve a marriage. Marriage is just not worth the stress.

You can tell them to eat shit…Wetin concern umunna and community with marriage eh?..If you go kpai for this marriage level,umunna go drink,chop and go home..

Oga shey make I give you better location?..Na me be the SPIRIT BROTHER..

Mikedel80:
I don't even care what she does. Like I don't even look or listen. I'm totally not interested in her affairs

Brother To Brother-Go get yourself one fine lady with big bumper..It helps sometimes and can put you back on track..For the sake of your boy..

Once your a girl with TikTok,Snapchat,I can never take you serious..

You need a lot of oiling for your carburetor..You may be hearing some squeaky sounds in your engine🚶🏿‍➡️

Don’t let your wife stop you from having a side chick..I hope you won’t be pissed,if you find out she’s cheating too?..

I know a country where poor man Dey born 9 children👀..

ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

HIV Dey whine you..

Too much Cho Cho Cho…Na why Liz wan finish you..

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise..

PulaPower:
How mosquito con dey take enter your room?

Na mosquito plan him subscribe..

Diamond098454:
Dzzzzz....... Happy new year...........

Happy New Year Diamond..We no see Christmas and New year rice!!

If a girl can forget who took her to Dubai,E come be you wey chop opueh..

maasoap:
No need for justifying murders as there is no need explaining to you what you already knew

I thank God you know..

Dtruthspeaker:
Girls loose their virginity from

1st set is primary 5.

The last set JS 2.

Early Boys start JS 2

Most boys, it is Ss3/yr 1,

I greet you ooo

benalvino3:
look at this one. Have you been under a rock?

Him Dey COMA since..

Sometimes we just wan check whether we still get game😎

PinkNature:
this is the worst simpp story i’ve read all my years on nairaland.

The guy Dey vex me sef..

Your post sef Dey vex me…You’re the GodFather of SIMPS..You think bandits kidnapped her for 3days or you Dey joke..If I use koboko wipe your neck for dream now,you go call am witchcraft!!

Let’s wait for the Billionaire to come for her hand in marriage..

The top 3 photos are AI cause Nigeria soldiers no Dey use AR15..

Thats why Armed robbers only use Manual cars..P.S I NO BE ARMED ROBBER OOOOOOOO🙇‍♂️

I once drove a 22 wheeler cause I knew how to drive manual but that day no be small thing oo..I sha drive am comot for port and I park am for filling station,still collect my 9k..

maasoap:
I'm not going to defend mobs or give reasons for their actions. But how many times have you seen Muslims tempting Christians?

Please explain further what you mean by “Tempting”?

Gustavowhite:
Lol

This is 2026,we won’t fall for taqiya and Islamic propaganda
If you can point me a church in Saudi Arabia then we can talk

Bro I’m on your side na 😂

Gustavowhite:
Lol

This is 2026,we won’t fall for taqiya and Islamic propaganda
If you can point me a church in Saudi Arabia then we can talk

No mind them..

legitnow1:
STOP WASTING YOURTIME, WE ARE NOT DRAGING ANYTHING WITH ANYBODY.



WE ARE JUST ANGRY PERIOD AND IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW WATER GO FIND HIM LEVEL.




THEY ACT LIKE WE OWE THEM ANYTHING, WEN WE OWE THEM NOTHING.

Like,how can someone who’s never been outside their hometown talk about a place they never been to eh?..In owerri dem Dey sell amala for there,who them think say Dey cook am?