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Makavelli001:
A woman in my compound that cook restaurant. One-day came back very late. There was no water anywhere. In order not to miss the next day business, fetch water from unhygienic hole they dug in incomplete building. Workers use the water to mix cement.
She use the water to Cook.
The funny part was that she did not allow her children to eat the food.

why you no report am?

Pupanchie:
I stopped eating anything outside since the day I saw with my clear eyes that she used dead body water to cook, probably the rituals they insist she use so her market and money keep booming, anything outside my house concerning food, count me out

How you know say na dead body?

EreluRoz:
Hardly go on dates. Most of you are assuming a life I don't live in reality. E go shock all of una. Yeye

You go stingy for real life oo

Many of the girls out now don’t have a clue about the ups and down of marriage..Na social media marriage Dey everywhere now..That’s why you must take time to understand your woman when courting before taking a leap into marriage..

Aliens are coming to kidnap you for seeing the moon alone..

My girlfriend presently loves me more than I love her..That’s why she fights me more than her I do to her but I like it that way..The people we love already know we can’t do without them so they mess up anytime they feel like but when someone loves you more,she will want you to be the best in what you do..I was down last week and babe came to see me with better stew and soup and she still drop me 15k..

Jonzing Talk

rampage101:
😂😂😂 u mad ooo

Be like na extra life I Dey use now😢‼️!!!

Prettyangelng:
How to know a woman's body count. It's written on the body just check under the feet. If it’s soft not many men have had her but if it's strong so many had. Check the middle of the sole...

I sure say your feet go be like Popeye own!?

Omoawoke:
A real man should bang nothing less than 50 women… at the minimum

I done pass my boundary..

[quote author=Diamond098454 post=137138913][/quote]Minister of Paternity Scam..

ifinger:
Don't mind them

Everything na men Dey suffer up and down..All that one na story for the gods,if a man wants to knack a married woman then he can and nothing go happen..Na home training make us no Dey do am..

Goodlady:
May amadioha biiiité ya socrotum.
Will you getat!

Bring your ear closer make I tell you something

efficiencie:
Ever heard of vaginismus? It is real. You better research it before you enter one chance.

I know Vaginismus but it ain’t Magun..That’s why I said na Nollywood movie be that one..Vaginismus,You get stucked on it but it has nothing to do with jazz..

AfroBeatDiary:
You should be worried cos you no no wetin kill the husband

Anything wey kpai the husband is welcome to kpai me too,if I no nack am call me Nkapi.

franvincoop:
Na the day when ur gbola go stuck inside opueh via Magun, na that day we go transmit your message to somebody's wife.
No be every hole, man suppose enter.

That one na Nollywood movie bro..If na so e be eh,Magun for Dey kill 200people Per day..

If I watch make I bend like crayfish.

Also tell somebody’s wife not to sleep with us..

E go nice to drop one correct 💩 for that field for night .

cr7lomo:
Both him and the seller are criminals.... car wey dem de sell 70k dols for 2024 model... that's 105m...then shipping abd other hidden fees na 2k ( 3m)... then. Clearing na 20m... so with 130m..this vehicle de ur compound...but these greedy 4ks wanna make an extra 260m ... for car wey no go pass 6weeks to land ur compound

They wan even chop pass person wey ship the vehicle 😂😂

How did Nigeria get to this point!!!

If I was to pick between single mother or Dwarf wey never born,I go pick Dwarf..

AI Adam..

Adam from AI

Elzazzi:
No mind them Lol. Woman fit fvck another man just because he get fine bow leg.

My ex GF boyfriend carry her go Dubai but on her way back na my room she land‼️‼️

Elzazzi:
Lol. Naso one guy be Dey swear with him life say him babe no fit cheat on am. Via say him Dey provide everything she need and he Dey bang her wella. Not until dem play am tape wey one guy Dey blast him babe better doggy. My guy no Dey vouch for Nigerian girls oo. Especially if na Lagos, make e come be Lagos island. Lol

Baba,guys no know say money and banging won’t keep a woman,it will only make them keep coming back to you..A woman will cheat on you with someone with less money and small pweek..

This is Uncle Sister Sharon..

Mrkc:
This Igbo girl had really wrecked me.
I decided to live with this girl i wanted to marry in future.
This girl is very reckless and wayward.
Just 22 years student.
I gave her 50k for feeding last week for one month and can you imagine this girl had finished the money under one week.
Just two of us living together.
If I ever marry this type of girl i swear I will never achieve anything in this life.
I rather remain single than to live with this type of girl

You done use another moniker eh,you wey never chop belleful Dey give woman 50k😂😂..You wey be say 50k Dey reach you for 1yr and 3months na him you dash woman😂😂Just Dey play..