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Crime / Re: Victims Of Sasa Killings Buried In Mass Grave As Death Toll Rises To 23 (Photos) by earleswood(f): 8:15pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Northern Group Leaders Over Plans To Issue Quit Notice by earleswood(f): 11:02am On Feb 06, 2021 |
It's quite evident that chalk and cheese, light and darkness don't mix. This faux unity between the enlightened and blood thirsty born to rule is not viable. At the end of the day the same cowardly short-termish Owanbe that chickened out in 1966 will turn around and preach about one Nigeria. |
Romance / Re: Someone I Call A Friend Went On A Vacation With Someone Else by earleswood(f): 7:54pm On Feb 05, 2021 |
Save up and go on holiday with your own money. They had no obligation whatsoever to take you along. Have you considered that they felt that you a a party pooper? Shikenan. |
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by earleswood(f): 8:42pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
You too like to dry chop awoof. Go and pay her bride price. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Need Your Advice On What To Do About My Late Sister Children by earleswood(f): 1:46pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
You are a complete arant nut. Here in the 21st century you are trying to give some kids tribal marks? I knew this guy with Yoruba tribal marks, who is now deceased in the UK and when other Nigerians saw him on the same side they crossed over to the other side to avoid interacting with him, and over time, this chap went into depression; and we eventually heard that he died and there was suspicion that he took his life. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: NNPC Reacts As Nigerians Condemn Appointments Of ‘only Northerners’ by earleswood(f): 7:23pm On May 25, 2020 |
LadySarah: Monkey dey work baboon dey chop. Aboki cashing out while the ND is continually degraded and polluted everyday. Buhari is sharing everything as equitable as possible and you (ND) seem to have forgotten all the sacrifices and hard work put in by the North to keep this country one. Would Ojukwu have treated you ingrates any better? |
Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by earleswood(f): 12:50pm On May 01, 2020 |
Consider taking her on a surprise honeymoon after the Covid-19. If you dont have the money, borrow. Start spending time at home, and involve the kids in what tou are doing. Shikenan. |
Properties / Re: My Hostile Neighbor by earleswood(f): 3:46pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
So na here you come carry our story come? And on top of that you dey lie about everything when happen? Wait until you come home tonight when you will explain all the lies you have told, and explain to me you will. Did you bother to tell these yeye-people that believe you that you had the temerity to be having a relationship with my girlfriend on the next street, and because of your young age, you have made me seem weak and impotent to my chick. Wait till you come home tonight you hear. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 87% Nigeria’s Poverty Rate In North – World Bank by earleswood(f): 12:37pm On Feb 11, 2020 |
The report states that 87% of the poverty resides in the north. In other words, 13% of those not poor in the north are the southerners that reside over there. And what a burden. 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Meaning Of Boxing Day? by earleswood(f): 2:59pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
Boxing Day got its name when Queen Victoria was on the throne in the 1800s and has nothing to do with the sport of boxing. The name comes from a time when the rich used to box up gifts to give to the poor. Boxing Day was traditionally a day off for servants, and the day when they received a special Christmas box from their masters. The servants would also go home on Boxing Day to give Christmas boxes to their families. The day also has religious connections and is celebrated as Saint Stephen's Day in Ireland and the Catalonia region of Spain. In some European countries - such as Hungary, Germany, Poland, and the Netherlands - Boxing Day is celebrated as a second Christmas Day. |
Politics / Re: How Buhari Fools Nigerians - The Guardian Opinion by earleswood(f): 3:26pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Dear Professor, Please show relevance: "Sir: Jesus of Nazareth is the biological son of Joseph and Mary. Jesus Christ, on the other hand, is the God incarnate, Son of the Virgin Mary. The benefit of following the former, according to Seef Konijn, in his The Bridge from Old to New in Christian Belief (1973), is that you are expected to emulate him, while Jesus Christ, who is God is Wholly Other." Untruth. He has fought corruption more than any other Nigerian leader: I notice that 2003 to 2015 when Major General Muhammadu Buhari (GMB) was seeking to become Nigeria’s President, he was lamenting infrastructural decay. But, after getting power in 2015, his priorities changed to self-aggrandizement, the war against Boko Haram and protection of the Fulani herdsmen terrorists. How many Nigerians know the implications of the politicians bent on politicising Islam and Christianity? The politicians know that once they settle the Pastors and the Alufas, those “men and women of God” will persuade Nigerians that they (the politicians) are trying and that Nigerians should be patient. That is how Nigerians have been allowing the unjustifiable war against the Boko Haram Islamic sect-community of men, women, and children that did not attack anybody until attacked by the presidency of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, compounded by Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, and aggravated by GMB who adds protection of the Fulani herdsmen terrorists, raping, killing and sacking agrarian communities, 2015 till date. Yet, I read that GMB, on Monday, December 9, 2019 “reiterated his government’s commitment to guaranteeing protection of the rule of law and sanctity of human lives.” Does he know the meaning of those words and expressions? Found out through his brutalities, including his lawlessness against Omoyele Sowore, et al. GMB is now using all sorts of distraction to cover up his brutalities in the squandering of human lives and economic resources. In the course of degrading Boko Haram, he degraded Nigeria’s security and economy. He is dodging accountability for his petroleum ministry and recovery of looted funds. He has just given an extremely tall order to the Accountant General of the Federation (AGF), to give a daily account of income and expenditure. Easily done as the system is computerised. How is that possible in a diverse and complex system, such as a whole country? Yet, I heard some local people on the University of Ilorin FM, saying exactly what the GMB’s foolery was calculated to generate, that GMB is an icon of transparency. That is the same GMB who doubles himself as the petroleum minister, and is recovering looted funds without accountability for anything to anybody. If GMB is an icon of transparency, he should order the AGF to account for what he (GMB) gulped when he spent more than hundred days and more than forty days in London, where he grounded the presidential jet with wanton abandon. Prof. Ọlọjẹẹde Oyeniran Abiọjẹ wrote from the University of Ilorin. What did GMB’s war against Boko Haram and the protection of the Fulani herdsmen terrorists cost Nigeria on daily basis, 2015 to date? Some unthinking people even lauded Ahmed Bola Tinubu as “a social transformer”, for demolishing people’s houses and shops as “shanties”, making Lagos look beautiful, artificially, with open defecation and acute shortage of pipe borne water. How can people get good leaders, when they don’t even know what to hail and what to condemn? That is why Nigerians are extremely easy to fool. That is why Charles Oputa (Charley Boy) used the adjective Mumu (idiots, in American parlance) to describe them. GMB ordered the AGF to give daily accounts of income and expenditure as if Nigeria were a simple shop and GMB is eulogised as a saint for that foolish order. God have mercy on Nigeria. |
Romance / Re: I May Ruin My Girlfriend's Life, If I Make A Mistake by earleswood(f): 2:03pm On Dec 12, 2019 |
Gang90:I have had the same for over 35 years and I am on Omeprazole, a [b]gastro-resistant medication [/b]for the same period, and this has been quite effective in controlling the acid production in my stomach. Whilst in Nigeria a while back, I was able to fetch it in local pharmacies. Speak to your GP about it. 2 Likes |
Properties / Re: My Family Has Been Scammed by earleswood(f): 2:14pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
Your starting point will be to report him to the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) who will then investigate and if found culpable will remove his licence to practice as a lawyer. Before you lodge the complaint with the NBA make sure that you tell your uncle in order to persuade him to refund your money before you take the drastic steps. The website for the NBA is below https://www.nigerianbar.org.ng/index.php/report-a-lawyer See also the example below: REPORT A LAWYER PETITION COMPLAINT FORM Please use this form to tell us about your complaint against a legal practitioner A. First, please give us your details (Please note that if you are submitting the petition on behalf of a company, estate, family or other petitioners, the details can be provided in form 0.03 but you need to fill this column for a firsthand contact person) Surname First Name Other Name Address Phone B. The Legal Practitioner’s details (Please note that if you have a complaint against more than one Legal practitioner in respect of same facts, kindly list them on form 0.02) Surname First Name Other Name Address Phone Name of the Firm Did you engage the legal practitioner for any legal service? Yes No Does your complaint fall within the following, please indicate Lawyer/Client Relationship Domestic/family matter Subject matter pending before Court Legal Practitioner’s failure to pay Rent Landlord/Tenant relationship Recovery of Debt owed by Legal Practitioner Corporate/Company matter Have you reported this matter to any other agency? Yes No (If yes, please briefly state update of the matter at the agency below) Tell us your complaint against the legal practitioner. (Please note that it is the fact that are relating to the professional misconduct of the legal practitioner that matters) List documents in support of your complain, if any Please click to attach your document (pdf) Passport Documents Affidavit on oath Do you have witness(es) please state their names and details Name Please take note that your petition will be forwarded to the Respondent for his/her response to your Petition. You will be contacted if and or when a hearing is scheduled but a Panel may dispense with the hearing of the parties to a petition if in its opinion, it can arrive at a decision that a prima facie case has or has not been made out against the Respondent in reliance on the documents before it: Where a Panel finds that a prima facie case has been made out against a Respondent in reliance on the documents before it, it shall expressly state so with or without giving a detailed reason of the basis of its decision. Where a Panel finds that a prima facie case has not been made out against a Respondent in reliance on the documents before it or based on evidence led before it, it shall dismiss the petition with or without giving a detailed reason of the basis of its decision. For further enquiries, please email us on legal@nigerianbar.org.ng 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Sir Shina Peters Performing At Ojukwu's Wedding 30 Years Ago by earleswood(f): 4:03pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
johnmartus:That is because Ojukwu is a surname, not a first name, just like Awolowo, Akintola, Obasanjo, 1 Like |
Family / Re: Shocking Story: What You Sow Is What You Reap. by earleswood(f): 10:27am On Mar 19, 2018 |
A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra bread on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunch-back came and took away the bread. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the bread and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself... "Everyday this hunch-back utters this jingle! What does he mean? "One day, out of despiration, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunch-back," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the bread she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said. Immediately she threw the bread into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window- sill. As usual, the hunch-back came, picked up the bread and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunch-back proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Everyday, as the woman placed the bread on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so hungry that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunch-back passed by. I begged of him for a small part of his food, and he was kind enough to give me whole bread. "As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" "As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale and red. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned bread that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" Do good and; Don't ever stop doing good, even if it’s not appreciated at that time. If you like this, share it with others and I bet you, so many lives would be affected. |
Health / Re: Chinese Condoms Too Small For Zimbabwean Men – Health Minister by earleswood(f): 5:04pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
I use the large bin bags. I find them more accommodating than the puny condoms made for Europeans and chinkies. |
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