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I thought this was supposed to be a 'get to know you' post (discussion, sort of). It's turned out to be another one of those annoying promote your site posts.

Like the above dude who posted a link as though the same link wasn't in his signature already.

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I wont deny that this is cute..... but hey, babies are born with balled up fists and they dont open it for at least their first month.. one can easily slip a finger in there. I do it all the time with babies.
Unless this was a rare occurrence, I doubt the baby stretched it's hand - spotted the doctor's finger - widened it's palm and then grabbed it...... nah

Posing for a photo with a LOADED gun, are you nuts?!! Are your facebook friends going to see the bullets through the photo?? Jail the thick slut.

PRETTY MUM SWAG

@OP, what do you mean by 'unbelievable special effects'? I've never seen the so called 'special effects' in Nollywood movies. The only effects i've seen are the ones that looked like they were created with corel draw and Ms word.

If Nollwood movie producers start creating movies using CGI, I reckon they would have a larger audience, but the way it seems, 99% of them never went to school (apparently).

I've seen videos on youtube made by 10 year old US kids using effects that look pretty real (cars blowing up and stuff).

I once watched a Nigerian movie. In one scene, some robbers stole Desmond Elliot's car and while driving away, they 'shot' him. I really don't know what happened there but what came out of the gun looked like a ball of onion. I had to rewind a few times and I could swear it was a glowing ball of onion. It was disgraceful. The entire movie looked like something that was pulled out of the teletubbies.

There's no such thing as a spirit. FACT

vanstanzy: I tell u blood-sucking demons will never stop. But we take so many things for granted in this country. Open and unguarded trenches and pits everywhere u look. This is the resultant report we should expect to get. R.I.P. to the dead, if any.

So, according to you, 'blood sucking demons' created those trenches and pits?

The Old Testament is very misleading. I doubt those are God's words. You'll find some chapters encouraging people to kill other people.

If you love someone, kiss them and kiss them good.

Super glue some duct tape over his mouth while he's asleep.

Ok seriously why are you still with him?
- "the children"

Ok can you file for divorce and take the children with you?
- "No, he's the bread winner of the family"

Ok look, the point is, you have to find a way to stay off him for a while, say a few months, find somewhere else to live or something, perhaps later he'd realise what he's missing and take caution. One doesn't know the value of something till they lose it.

Conspiracy

Cool, but whatever is coming out the exhaust wont be pretty

Lots of questions to be asked on this one..

Mind blowing

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markovnikoff001: I think Nollywood is filled with retards. All they do is copy and steal some other person's concepts, and then do a poor reproduction of it. But WTF!!!...this must rank up there with the most horrible ideas ever.

My thoughts exactly. But using the word ''poor'' is like sugar-coating the whole issue. The movies themselves are pathetic and horrible. I'd rather watch grass grow.

This one's a stumper

Well, it all depends on the reason for theft. If he stole to assist the family's needs or probably to pay the hospital bills for your dying mum.. of course you wouldn't do something stupid.