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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 7:31am On Sep 17, 2013 |
Logicboy03: He He He!!! You this boy! Take it easy ooo! |
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part4 by EatmyShorts: 5:35am On Sep 16, 2013 |
imperiouxx: Dang!!! Good Job man!!! Still helping guys. |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:25am On Sep 03, 2013 |
obadiah777: bought ? let me know when am getting paid then cuz zint nobody gave me a gaddem thang Have you retired from creating Threads? |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:21am On Sep 03, 2013 |
satanist: "The only new trick you can an old dog is death" Anton Lavey hmmm |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:20am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: LOL, Uyi Iredia and Stirktlemyi . |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:12am On Sep 03, 2013 |
This place is boring. I'm starting to lose interest in this Section. Everyone here(apart from myself) seems fake and white-washed. Some are very nonsensical. Obadiah please create more Rapture Threads, this place is Dead. Pastor MarcAnthony 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: What Can You Do So As Not to Miss Heaven? by EatmyShorts: 8:49am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Come to my Church and sow a Seed. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Religion / Re: Please All True Christians On Nairaland,my Friend Needs Your Honest Advise!!!! by EatmyShorts: 3:54am On Sep 03, 2013 |
This Man, stop being Lazy.Several Threads have been made to discuss to issue. |
Celebrities / Re: Love!!jim Iyke & Nadia Buari Share A Romantic Moment In Cape Verde by EatmyShorts: 3:44am On Sep 03, 2013 |
So That beautiful Damsel Nadia is being smashed and sexed by that Ogre. Dammit!!!! Pastor MarcAnthony |
Celebrities / Re: Singer Emma Nyra's Stunning Outfit To NEA by EatmyShorts: 3:42am On Sep 03, 2013 |
No @ss. By @ss, i mean assistance. You pulled off this look without any help. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: HELP!!!!! Obsessed Friend by EatmyShorts: 3:30am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Bring her to me. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: An Unbelievable Experience With A Female Banker by EatmyShorts: 3:29am On Sep 03, 2013 |
playdude: It was a cool morning, i was chilling and cruzing when i suddenly realized i had to make a payment to someone so so important. i had my bath, freshed up and zoomed off in a simple outfit.(I look my best just after bath). She gasped because you were the Ugliest Modafucker she had seen in a Longtime.(God forgive me but you had it coming) Pastor MarcAnthony |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY In Advance ADAOBI123 (sept.8) by EatmyShorts: 3:26am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Pdizzle: Thirsty nigga.. Don't mind the Thirsty young Man. If he was wise, he'll ask me to beg Christ to give him(the Thirsty boy) Living Water. He who drinks that water will not thirst again. Amen Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guyz Likes Cheating On The Girls That Loves Them? by EatmyShorts: 3:23am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Donnapheey419: Girls devotes their time just to satisfy their men but what they get in return is nothing but their guyz cheating on them which is not fair.But if they find out that their girls is cheating on them,they give the girl quit notice....Guyz are just like snake that is covering itself with a banana leaf seaking 4 whom to insert its dangerous venom into...So girls,BEWARE!!! OP is that your Picture?! Are you a boy or a girl? I'm not trying to be rude, i just have a Curious mind. No Insults, i'm a Man of God. Fair Warning. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: Do You Cry When You Kiss by EatmyShorts: 3:17am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Gudintent: Stop corrupting the young Ladies on this Thread!!!! Pastor MarcAnthony (God's servant) |
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by EatmyShorts: 3:13am On Sep 03, 2013 |
temidayo019: Hello my name is Temidayo Na Command?! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by EatmyShorts: 3:12am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Arsenal, the Career Assassins. Don't worry Ozil, i will pray for you. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To See Your Mum? [pic] by EatmyShorts: 3:09am On Sep 03, 2013 |
uniqueval: Interesting Physique... But I'll pass... I understand your concerns. Her Face is a bit on the Worwor-ish side. I will only accept her into my private prayer room if she wears a Mask. |
Romance / Re: Relationships And Body Odors. by EatmyShorts: 3:06am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima: You were too Blunt. That's not always a good thing. The People complaining could have managed the Man, was it that Bad? LOL! Party Etiquette. Well like that song says: "It's my Party, i can cry if i want to" @_________ <<< Insert Name there. Please smelling great is not Hard. One word: SHAVE Shave the Hair in your Armpit, Pubic Area, Rectum/Anus/IdI/Nyansh. Use Deodorant. My roommate in College almost killed me with his Odors. Damn!!! I reached breaking-point when i walked into the Room one-day and it smelt like Refuse/gabbage. Imagine going to the City Dump in Lagos or Rather imagine those guys that push Refuse in that Wheelbarrow. I literally ... Damn!!! I almost committed an unthinkable Sin. Thank God, I'm a Man of God now. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Romance / Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To See Your Mum? [pic] by EatmyShorts: 2:54am On Sep 03, 2013 |
I'll take her to my Church for Private Prayers. Pastor MarcAnthony |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 2:53am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Yooguyz: You are Blessed. |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Caught British Bus-Driver Urinating In His Bus On Camera by EatmyShorts: 1:21am On Sep 03, 2013 |
50calibre: This is the problem with Nigerians, they poke their noses in other people's business. Who made Mr Rotimi a police or judge, or is he a council worker that feels the responsibility of keeping the streets clean falls on him, why not mind your business? Very True, the guy(Rotimi) is a slowpoke. The Driver must have been really pressed, for him to take a Piss on the Road. Some People just don't like to mind their own business. |
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 1:13am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Ishilove: This demonic fellow, satanist is making my skin crawl. Reading his signature alone leaves me feeling dirty; like I have beheld iniquity with my own eyes (which I have, come to think of it ) It's not his Signature that is bringing that feeling, if you know what i mean. It was the absence of the anointing on this Thread, that made it seem so Cold and Lifeless. I'm here now and the anointing is with me. 1 Like |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Five Golden Tricks Of Shaitan! by EatmyShorts: 9:37pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Please who is Shaitan? Is he a footballer?! |
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by EatmyShorts: 12:20am On Aug 25, 2013 |
I'm Pastor MarcAnthony. Evangelist, Pastor, Businessman and also a Ladies man . I hope to start my ministry soon and move to the permanent site. I also plan to become a Politician. Team Fresh Air. I was banned by an Evil, Wicked, deranged, power-hungry, small-pen!s having, Moderator for three months, i won't say his name. I'm glad to be Back. Signed Pastor MarcAnthony( Man of God). |
Romance / Re: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by EatmyShorts: 10:00am On Aug 24, 2013 |
marvelling: Aunty abeg o! Don't you think you are spilling too much? Hey!! Will you keep quiet! What do you know about life?! Please continue OP. |
Sports / Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by EatmyShorts: 9:33am On Aug 24, 2013 |
Nonybb: Keshi was right. Let the white dude go back to his white world and leave us africans alone. Go to ukraine, go to russia and see where the word "monkeys" are flying around like greeting yet no white is brought to book there. The Problem with africans is that we have inferiority complex while a white man has the superiority complex and until we show them that we are equally of a superior race then the problem of equality or less inferiority persist. Am proud that an african man is seen to be BETTER, we should be You can't fight hate with hate. You can't fight ignorance with ignorance. You sound just like the racist. You also sound quite ignorant and devoid of Logic. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by EatmyShorts: 9:28am On Aug 24, 2013 |
myOGAonTOP: The comment were not RACIST, they were RACIAL. Look at this ignoramus. Why did you leave out part of his statement? Keshi told him to go back to Belgium, that's racist. If a white man tells you to leave his country and go back to Africa won't you call him racist? Fool! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Please drop advice for the Three New Mods in this section by EatmyShorts: 11:23pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Obadiah i know, but the profile of the other two is quite Obscure to me. Pastor MarcAnthony |
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