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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 7:31am On Sep 17, 2013
Logicboy03:


Says the woman that tried to pm me.....twice

grin grin grin


He He He!!! You this boy! Take it easy ooo! grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part4 by EatmyShorts: 5:35am On Sep 16, 2013
imperiouxx:



This is so nice of you. All have seen in recent time is female hating males.... only heaven knows why. And Amefrica, no dey do that one eye smiley again o. This will save you some money.

Dang!!! Good Job man!!! Still helping guys.
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:25am On Sep 03, 2013
obadiah777: bought ? let me know when am getting paid then cuz zint nobody gave me a gaddem thang cry grin


Have you retired from creating Threads?
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:21am On Sep 03, 2013
satanist: "The only new trick you can an old dog is death" Anton Lavey

hmmm
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:20am On Sep 03, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Obadiah has been bought.

Christians have been cowered. (as usual)

Atheists have more important things to do.

Muslims have been quarantined

Deists keep yarning incomprehensible nonsense

Pagans are still enjoying their new yam festival

Only Satanists are keeping up the fight.

LOL, Uyi Iredia and Stirktlemyi .
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 9:12am On Sep 03, 2013
This place is boring. I'm starting to lose interest in this Section. Everyone here(apart from myself) seems fake and white-washed. Some are very nonsensical.
Obadiah please create more Rapture Threads, this place is Dead.

Pastor MarcAnthony

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Religion / Re: What Can You Do So As Not to Miss Heaven? by EatmyShorts: 8:49am On Sep 03, 2013
Come to my Church and sow a Seed.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Religion / Re: Please All True Christians On Nairaland,my Friend Needs Your Honest Advise!!!! by EatmyShorts: 3:54am On Sep 03, 2013
This Man, stop being Lazy.Several Threads have been made to discuss to issue.
Celebrities / Re: Love!!jim Iyke & Nadia Buari Share A Romantic Moment In Cape Verde by EatmyShorts: 3:44am On Sep 03, 2013
So That beautiful Damsel Nadia is being smashed and sexed by that Ogre. Dammit!!!!


Pastor MarcAnthony
Celebrities / Re: Singer Emma Nyra's Stunning Outfit To NEA by EatmyShorts: 3:42am On Sep 03, 2013
No @ss.

By @ss, i mean assistance. You pulled off this look without any help.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: HELP!!!!! Obsessed Friend by EatmyShorts: 3:30am On Sep 03, 2013
Bring her to me.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: An Unbelievable Experience With A Female Banker by EatmyShorts: 3:29am On Sep 03, 2013
playdude: It was a cool morning, i was chilling and cruzing when i suddenly realized i had to make a payment to someone so so important. i had my bath, freshed up and zoomed off in a simple outfit.(I look my best just after bath).
I got to the bank, went for a deposit slip, and alas there was a queue. since i was rushing somewhere and wanted to quickly get out of the bank, i decided to fill the slip while standing, so i can catch up with any opportunity as fast as possible. It turned out those ahead of me were making withdrawals, after i was asked to then go to a cabin to make my deposit. I slightly opened the door and i saw this female staff who on sighting me gasped and left her mouth half open with an astounding look of awe. I didn't understand, i sat down and gave her the slip with my cash deposit, then i quickly told her that the double writings on the slip was because i filled it upstanding cos she would glance at the slip and then look back at me. She then told me to sign in certain areas on the slip for reasons best know to her, i obliged and bowed my head to sign. looking up to give her the slip, i met with another unusual stare, i became uncomfortable, started to think right there on what this might mean, then what she made a final word, i understood something must be going on in her head so so much she couldn't control it, had to show it off. That to me was assault, i felt like going back to slap her, but on what grounds? Synopsis is that ladies are now so shameless and unbecoming. only god knows what she would have done if the cabin wasn't transparent. i don't pride myself in my handsomeness because i didn't create myself, its a gift from God. Next time i see her or have a similar experience, its gonna be WAR!!!!!!!!!!

She gasped because you were the Ugliest Modafucker she had seen in a Longtime.(God forgive me but you had it coming)

Pastor MarcAnthony
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY In Advance ADAOBI123 (sept.8) by EatmyShorts: 3:26am On Sep 03, 2013
Pdizzle: Thirsty nigga..

Don't mind the Thirsty young Man. If he was wise, he'll ask me to beg Christ to give him(the Thirsty boy) Living Water. He who drinks that water will not thirst again.


Amen

Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: Why Do Guyz Likes Cheating On The Girls That Loves Them? by EatmyShorts: 3:23am On Sep 03, 2013
Donnapheey419: Girls devotes their time just to satisfy their men but what they get in return is nothing but their guyz cheating on them which is not fair.But if they find out that their girls is cheating on them,they give the girl quit notice....Guyz are just like snake that is covering itself with a banana leaf seaking 4 whom to insert its dangerous venom into...So girls,BEWARE!!!


OP is that your Picture?!

Are you a boy or a girl? I'm not trying to be rude, i just have a Curious mind.

No Insults, i'm a Man of God. Fair Warning.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: Do You Cry When You Kiss by EatmyShorts: 3:17am On Sep 03, 2013
Gudintent:

Virgin tinz . .

Ya sure u old enough for kissing sef

Crying When you should let your body do the talking ... If you are truly feeling the kiss like you claim, your hands will be leading your man to your sensitive parts .. Girl you wanna be exploding in multiple orga.sm.s not crying undecided


Stop corrupting the young Ladies on this Thread!!!!

Pastor MarcAnthony
(God's servant)
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by EatmyShorts: 3:13am On Sep 03, 2013
temidayo019: Hello my name is Temidayo
I'm new here.. Can u welcome me

Na Command?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by EatmyShorts: 3:12am On Sep 03, 2013
Arsenal, the Career Assassins. Don't worry Ozil, i will pray for you.


Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To See Your Mum? [pic] by EatmyShorts: 3:09am On Sep 03, 2013
uniqueval: Interesting Physique... But I'll pass...

I understand your concerns. Her Face is a bit on the Worwor-ish side. I will only accept her into my private prayer room if she wears a Mask.
Romance / Re: Relationships And Body Odors. by EatmyShorts: 3:06am On Sep 03, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


I said people are complaing about your odor and I would like to help.

You were too Blunt. That's not always a good thing.

The People complaining could have managed the Man, was it that Bad? LOL! grin grin Party Etiquette.

Well like that song says: "It's my Party, i can cry if i want to"

@_________ <<< Insert Name there.

Please smelling great is not Hard. One word: SHAVE

Shave the Hair in your Armpit, Pubic Area, Rectum/Anus/IdI/Nyansh.

Use Deodorant.

My roommate in College almost killed me with his Odors. Damn!!!
I reached breaking-point when i walked into the Room one-day and it smelt like Refuse/gabbage. Imagine going to the City Dump in Lagos or Rather imagine those guys that push Refuse in that Wheelbarrow. I literally ...

Damn!!! I almost committed an unthinkable Sin. Thank God, I'm a Man of God now.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Romance / Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To See Your Mum? [pic] by EatmyShorts: 2:54am On Sep 03, 2013
I'll take her to my Church for Private Prayers.

Pastor MarcAnthony
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 2:53am On Sep 03, 2013
Yooguyz:
shadarabaskunturioska! I couldn't help but burst out in tongues when seeing that. YES SIR!

You are Blessed.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Caught British Bus-Driver Urinating In His Bus On Camera by EatmyShorts: 1:21am On Sep 03, 2013
50calibre: This is the problem with Nigerians, they poke their noses in other people's business. Who made Mr Rotimi a police or judge, or is he a council worker that feels the responsibility of keeping the streets clean falls on him, why not mind your business?

This is how some people get themselves stabbed, and everyone would begin apportioning blames to the devil, racism or the police, not knowing the guy himself went to the bush and fetched firewoods infested with maggots.


Very True, the guy(Rotimi) is a slowpoke. The Driver must have been really pressed, for him to take a Piss on the Road. Some People just don't like to mind their own business.
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by EatmyShorts: 1:13am On Sep 03, 2013
Ishilove: This demonic fellow, satanist is making my skin crawl. Reading his signature alone leaves me feeling dirty; like I have beheld iniquity with my own eyes (which I have, come to think of it sad )


It's not his Signature that is bringing that feeling, if you know what i mean.

It was the absence of the anointing on this Thread, that made it seem so Cold and Lifeless.

I'm here now and the anointing is with me.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Five Golden Tricks Of Shaitan! by EatmyShorts: 9:37pm On Aug 30, 2013
Please who is Shaitan? Is he a footballer?!
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by EatmyShorts: 12:20am On Aug 25, 2013
I'm Pastor MarcAnthony. Evangelist, Pastor, Businessman and also a Ladies man wink.


I hope to start my ministry soon and move to the permanent site. I also plan to become a Politician.


Team Fresh Air.

I was banned by an Evil, Wicked, deranged, power-hungry, small-pen!s having, Moderator for three months, i won't say his name.

I'm glad to be Back.

Signed Pastor MarcAnthony( Man of God).
Romance / Re: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by EatmyShorts: 10:00am On Aug 24, 2013
marvelling: Aunty abeg o! Don't you think you are spilling too much? wink

Hey!! Will you keep quiet! What do you know about life?!

Please continue OP.
Sports / Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by EatmyShorts: 9:33am On Aug 24, 2013
Nonybb: Keshi was right. Let the white dude go back to his white world and leave us africans alone. Go to ukraine, go to russia and see where the word "monkeys" are flying around like greeting yet no white is brought to book there. The Problem with africans is that we have inferiority complex while a white man has the superiority complex and until we show them that we are equally of a superior race then the problem of equality or less inferiority persist. Am proud that an african man is seen to be BETTER, we should be
living in a Black man world not the other way round

You can't fight hate with hate. You can't fight ignorance with ignorance. You sound just like the racist. You also sound quite ignorant and devoid of Logic.

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Sports / Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by EatmyShorts: 9:28am On Aug 24, 2013
myOGAonTOP: The comment were not RACIST, they were RACIAL.
Racist is when you derogate about a colour, especially one which is not yours e.g a white dude calling ballotelli a 'frea..king neega' while racial is when an african american sees you on the streets of Lagos and hollers 'yo, sup ma nigga?'. Keshi simply called him what he is : 'a white man'. Its not derogatory. What a loser!

Look at this ignoramus. Why did you leave out part of his statement? Keshi told him to go back to Belgium, that's racist. If a white man tells you to leave his country and go back to Africa won't you call him racist? Fool!
Nairaland / General / Re: Please drop advice for the Three New Mods in this section by EatmyShorts: 11:23pm On Aug 23, 2013
Obadiah i know, but the profile of the other two is quite Obscure to me.


Pastor MarcAnthony

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