Girls do make money these days, what about a poor dude marrying a rich chick. Sittin' in the sun sippin' Koolaid, Gin and Guice and have fun while the girl makes more money. That's what I call " The American Dream, 21st century living" Bottom line; a man need not marry a girl from a poor family too. Ha ha ha

1. Her eyes- so bright and bold, like dem Visine commercials you know'm sayin'
2. Her gait and sensuality- she can float in the name of walking.
3. Her honesty and spirituality- she's closer to Gos than she is to me and I like that.
4. Her courage and optimism- Never say die. Actually she was the first girl to ever scold me and stand on it with apologies.
5. The sound of her voice the first time she said "I love you" it's the sweetest melody I've heared.

@onyinye2
WTF are u doing here tryna' riun the conversation, think you ain't got a man that's why everything is s**t to you.

@onyinye2
Everything is rubish to your ears, wonder what you doing out here.

I don't think I can handle a saucy girl, first impression counts . Believe me if a girl is saucy the first time I'm out.

@ onyinye2
Why are you gettin' so excited, seems it applies to you

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like your fantasy guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible during sports, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Basketball,soccer, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I met this girl on thursday and gave her a ride to school. On Friday I met her again and we rode to school again, that was when I asked for her name and number. On Staurday, I invited her out and we went o a restraunt after which I dropped her off to school. But now she said I can't see her again for the next three weeks. She said it's her way of doing things and wouldn't want to be bothered. I'm begining to fall for the babe but she is making it so hard. I don't know if I could wait that long cos I'm supposed to move form my city to another city any moment from now and would like tohave her as my girl before I do move. Please how do I handle the situation ?

Hey son, that Nicole chick is wack. She dissed you and now she wanna get with you cos' you now ridin' a car. That's the problem with some of dem girls. They disrespect a brotha and cook up a yarn about how they regret it. Hey! kick her a$$ .

Can we______ SWV

Does it still exist ? I think s**ts like that is extinct now