We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like your fantasy guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible during sports, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Basketball,soccer, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Blah Blah Blah. More rubbish in my ears. Gosh dang it and you are from Houston, now this is the upmost killer. Well you are in Harris County so go figure.

onyinye2:

Blah Blah Blah. More rubbish in my ears. Gosh dang it and you are from Houston, now this is the upmost killer. Well you are in Harris County so go figure.

I thought it was pretty good!
Its exactly how i would react to all the mentioned cases, dont want any trouble, just come out with things straight, and dont expect me to know - even if i do, i'll pretend i dont!
If u wont cook, i will. . . And i'll do a better job at it than u

This is just another thread trying to spread more of its idiotic propaganda on "The Formula of Women".

Utter nonsense if you ask me.

If you don't understand women, then don't date them.

Stay with your own kind, and have a happy life.

Bro!U're my MAN.Just sent it for printing & possibly, enlargement

onyinye2:

This is just another thread trying to spread more of its idiotic propaganda on "The Formula of Women".

Utter nonsense if you ask me.

If you don't understand women, then don't date them.

Stay with your own kind, and have a happy life.

Such hostile reactions, you must be very unhappy You need Jesus!

cold:

Bro!You're my MAN.Just sent it for printing & possibly, enlargement

Doing same - straight away

Bla bla bla

Nothing new

@ onyinye2
Why are you gettin' so excited, seems it applies to you

Me excited over the same rubbish you guys try to spread?

Whatever

Please erase Houston from your name

It is giving all us Texans a horrible name.

I wonder y Onyi is getting so wkd up ova thiz rules.If it were posted by a female u'd be so xcited,ur posts wld be all ova the thread.

First of all Mr. Cold, im not how you physical properties say "worked up"

It is just pitiful how you guys post all these "Rules" "Formulas" "Guidelines"

Knowing good and well, most aint true, you aint going to use any of them, and it is all talk.

eazychi:

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like your fantasy guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible during sports, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Basketball,soccer, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Touche, son!!!
You are abso-TRUTH-ly SPOT ON!!!

@ Post

u cld hav at least acknowledged ur source

that sh*t has been forwarded for ages,

Too long and definitely too boring!

Men rule ko eranko rule ni

onyinye2:

Me excited over the same rubbish you guys try to spread?

Whatever

Please erase Houston from your name

It is giving all us Texans a horrible name.

Sorry to break it to ya but Texans already have a bad name!!

@ Topic

I love your list ecxept for the first one. My man should always read my mind and Know what I am thinking. Sometimes I do not feel like explaining things.

HR.hotness:

@ Post

u cld hav at least acknowledged your source

that sh*t has been forwarded for ages,

But it doesn't make the comment invalid!!!!
Forwarded for ages or not. . . . . It was brilliant.

Hannibal:

But it doesn't make the comment invalid!!!!
Forwarded for ages or not. . . . . It was brilliant.

OH Men, always trying to stick together.

I don't know what to say except. . .


























































I agree with. . . all of that. Also, numbering all of them one. . . that was an excellent idea.

Hannibal:

But it doesn't make the comment invalid!!!!
Forwarded for ages or not. . . . . It was brilliant.

Na u sabi

I spse this was a major achievement

HR.hotness:

Na u sabi

I spse this was a major achievement

Whatever. . . . . . . . . Sinner!!!

SeanT21:

OH Men, always trying to stick together.

Cos we don't bitch about like Women.

Hannibal:

Whatever. . . . . . . . . Sinner!!!

Cos we don't bitch about like Women.

Not all women are like that.

Oh Sean T
Don't bother yourself with
This male propaganda of
"The Formula of Women"
Utter Rubbish.

SeanT21:

Not all women are like that.

Of course, not all women are like that but majority ARE.
Ya statement is like saying NOT all SNAKES are dangerous. . . .
How am i supposed to distinguish the poisonous ones from the non-venomous snakes.

Hannibal:

Of course, not all women are like that but majority ARE.
Ya statement is like saying NOT all SNAKES are dangerous. . . .
How am i supposed to distinguish the poisonous ones from the non-venomous snakes.

Hannibal:

Of course, not all women are like that but majority ARE.
Ya statement is like saying NOT all SNAKES are dangerous. . . .
How am i supposed to distinguish the poisonous ones from the non-venomous snakes.

You get what you attract
For you. . . you attract venom
Not even snake venom. . . . SCORPION VENOM *

Hannibal:

Of course, not all women are like that but majority ARE.
Ya statement is like saying NOT all SNAKES are dangerous. . . .
How am i supposed to distinguish the poisonous ones from the non-venomous snakes.

You get to know the person instead of jumping to conclusion!!

SeanT21:

You get to know the person instead of jumping to conclusion!!

U reckon?

onyinye2:

You get what you attract
For you. . . you attract venom
Not even snake venom. . . . SCORPION VENOM *

Yet anutha artless comment.

Hannibal:

Yet anutha artless comment.

Whatever. . . Mufasa.

Hannibal:

You reckon?

Yet anutha artless comment.

Its common sense.

There is nothing 'formulaic' or 'propagandaish' about this

I so agree with the seat up/down thing. . . . who on earth decreed that the seat must always be down

Women are always going on about how men are supposed to understand them, well the women have to sit up and understand the men as well.

Its not a conclusive/exhaustive list, but it is very important that women note these fundamental differences and try to communicate effectively.

once again, men are NOT mind readers!

onyinye2:

Whatever. . . Mufasa.

Did you just call Chac an ANIMAL?

Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be

To expantiate on that

The Champions' League Final is like our anniversary; it reminds me of how many Champions' Leagues we've seen together

Never ask for the front page when I bring the newspaper, it's attached to the back page(transfer rumours page), use your brains

NEVER EVER arrange any dates for Saturday afternoons, it's a crime

I will not be responsible for anything I say or any action I take when Arsenal's a goal down

Everton VS Blackburn is as important as MTV Movie Awards, I have the right to watch the second half

The jersey for last season is different, why the hell do you think it's £20 cheaper