₦airaland Forum

business as usual

Arise o compatriots,Nigeria calls obey,to serve our fatherland with love and strength and faith,the labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain.

at first i thought Patience jonathan was a joke is now i realized she was the joker.

imagine the waste,when many nigerian are wallowing in poverty,May the almighty God save us from this Goodluck jonathan alias i had no shoes.

the case will die a natural death,

thank God he is an adult,that means he can survive the harsh environment of kirikiri prisons.

una think say mikel na small pikin,forget that him football age him fit be shan george mate.

why is it that atheist always spend their whole life talking about God.

Allahu Akbar, we have killed those infidel soldiers,anyone who dares oppose us shall be sent to his forefathers.

when you are approaching 30yrs and have not seen your mr right, you will change that list of yours.

na people like you guys dey marry because of green card

Get married to yourself then.

dont expect your wife to obey every decision you want to take,you sometimes have to compromise with her.

before you expect your wife to submit to you,you have to make sure that you are paying the bills,if she is the one paying the bills in the family,don't expect her to submit herself to you.

d'banj made don jazzy famous by always shouting 'its don jazzy again' in all his songs,without that,don jazzy could not have had the fame he now enjoys.

when her husband's tenure as president is over her pet project too will be over,so no shaking.

im tired oh,wetin come be pet project again na dog?

life is too short mama psquare, but your children peter and paul are too greedy to have sent u to an indian hospital,r.i.p mama.

poko is a name of a person, animal place or thing

you are wrong,sule and lukman are hausa names,come to kaduna, you will see many babies with the name sule

inglorious bastards,the should face the firing squad for this.

i won't blame the uk for this,afterall some nigerians are not to be trusted

am not really a fan of bokoharam,but sometimes others may commit this killing due to business conflicts and then we blame bokoharam for it.

jeezybuck: Ebamma you are the only fool commenting on your foolish post# It seems you are a fool

jeezbuck u are the only fool calling me a fool #it seems you are a fool

you did not see or you have have not been seeing?

why did the go to the launch,if the didn't want to see all that waist

you use pepper as toothpaste wan brush teeth #it seems you are a fool

you wan travel to america without visa #it seems you are a fool

you write exam till waec,neco and jamb come sabi your name #it seems you are a fool