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what were the expecting?

last time i checked u were using oyato as your ringing tone

he should tell this to the chinese who makes them chinko phones

gboss4sure: Nawa ooo. Dat court wicked. They should divide the oil well into 2 na and give one to cross river and the other to akwa ibom ayaya. Am sure indigines of cross river won't take it lightly. I no wan see another plateau state

calabar is populated by akwa ibomites,dont worry nothing will happen.

i pray God gives them the fortitude to bear the loss

let me include, yahoo yahoo, agberos,lastma,babalawos,okija shrine,bokoharam,molue .

3 days now we haven't had light in our area and this man is talking of billing,its better i use that money to fuel my generator.

Father Lord forgive them,naija police send them to jail

God forgives, naija police don't

We all know what women don't like in men, but do we have even the slightest idea about what type of women put off men? Here is the lowdown on the personality types men don't like at all.

Cribber: Women who crib, talk negatively and belittle people are a great turn-off. Sure we all have our bags full of complaints, but it is one thing to complain once in a while, and it's something else to crib big time 24x7 about
every issue or every person one comes across.
Men can't understand why a woman has to crib and bitch all the time. Either you do something about the issue or stop complaining - it's as simple as that.

Weight-watcher: 'Oh
can't have beer, it has 150
calories', 'I must hit the
gym everyday' - if these
are your favourite
catchwords, you have
trouble coming your way.
There is only so much diet,
exercise regimens men
can take and if you are too
conscious, a man is likely
to be exasperated.
Women need to know
when to give in 'without
throwing their weight
around'!
In-law basher: Agreed
only the fortunate are
blessed with a good set of
in-laws. So if you are not
one of the lucky ones, will
you constantly bash them
up verbally? They are
somebody's parents and if
you don't have anything
nice to say something
about them, don't say
anything. How does that
sound?
Worker bee: If you are
buzzing nineteen to a
dozen only about the
presentations you have to
make for the boss,
deadlines, colleagues, HR
head and the office janitor
- it's obvious you have
nothing else to talk about.
A man may want to know
about your interests, your
views on him, and more,
but you prefer to hide
behind 'work' all the time.
If you want a man, any
man actually - get a life
first.
Agony aunt: There are
some women who
constantly feel they are an
'advisory body'. They feel
it is their business to hear
out the whines of
everyone around them
and suggest suitable
solutions. They are so
deeply involved in this
part-time job that they
inadvertently sound like
they are advising you as
well. Nobody wants to
date a mom, you know.

i see,another white elephant projects that was done with an inflated budget.

i dont buy this story,so this bokoharam guys were firing bullets and the youths were still after them and none of the youths was killed,sounds more like an indian movie to me

man na him football age be that,his real age is within 25 to 27yrs

to love a psycho was her undoing,may her soul rest in peace

being gay is another form of being mad,i hope goggle is not supporting this madness.

make thunder fire goggle for this nonsense,na by force to accept gays,this gay nonsense is making me sick,if the dont know what to do with their money the should atleast give it to charity

when the fulanis were killing people, and bokoharam were bombing churches,the northern governors forum didn't say a word,now that the fulanis have been ordered to evacuate the come out to defend them,i hope this northern governors are not the sponsors of this crisis?

ok---ay

im suprised to see people hate on this guy so much,and i bet by next week all clubs in lagos will be playing this song

when don jazzy gave out money on twitter,i was trying to know why he did it,but today have known it,so he gave this guys money so that the can buy enough modems and megabyte to bash d'banj,if the like it or not,this song is a hit,and his bank balance will keep on increasing.

the song is dope,great afrobeat tune from d'banj,im dancing to it right now

fulanis are parasites any were the are,the will eat from u wit one hand and kill u with the other hand

can't stop listening to this song,i bet its already a club banger.

another low for nigerian imports

is that why u guys acquitted him and pronounced him not guilty?

alaoeri: The guy wan introduce ice prince into cocaine business.

what have u been smoking man,its not good for your health

why am i not suprise?

the kids should listen to the likes of justin bieber and co.because rihanna's music isn't for kids.

may their i wan chop politician money soul rest in perfect peace

A husband and wife had
four boys. The odd part of
it was that the
older three had red hair,
light skin, and were tall,
while the
youngest son had black
hair, dark eyes, and was
short.
The father eventually took
ill and was lying on his
deathbed when he
turned to his wife and
said, "Honey, before I die,
be totally honest
with me - is our youngest
son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear
on everything that's holy
that he is your
son."
With that the husband
passed away. The wife
then muttered, "Thank
God
he didn't ask about the
other three."

A man walked into the ladies department one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?' 'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?' Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between
them?' The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.