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america is supplying this rebels with weapons to fight assad government,i hope the won't regret it later as the did with osama bin laden.

toto can you see what u have caused

the federal ministry of health has warned that marrying six wives is not good for your health

to me he was about to commit suicide when he married six wives.

Super1759: This people sef.dem for send fine boys,walcot,clichy and odas na sagna dem deh bring..

sagna to me is a great footballer and a nice guy,he doesn't need to be fine because football is not a beauty paegant

are we going to still pay to see this guys?

because him prophecy no materialise na him make him come change mouth.

life is good

next topic pls

soon mr president will claim that bokoharam is not responsible for the bomb planting.

wetin concern me

wetin president jonathan smoke this morning?

if glo is not making profit,were do the have the money to pay the likes of psquare,jim iyke,funke akindele,ini edo,rita dominic,ali nuhu,and chioma chukwuka for adverts

is jonathan the new abu qada

i thought i was the only one who smokes ganja in the morning until i read this.

even the president should be stripped of his title

i hope the jos boys will learn from this igbo guys.

The local United Way
office realized that it had
never received a donation
from the town's most
successful lawyer, so a
volunteer was sent to
solicit his donation.
"Sir, you have a successful
law practice. You must be
worth millions. Surely you
could give back a little to
your community through
The United Way."
The lawyer said, "First, are
you aware that my
mother is dying from a
long, painful illness? And
that she has medical bills
far beyond her ability to
pay?"
Embarrassed, the United
Way rep mumbled, "Uh,
no."
"Second, did you know my
brother, a disabled
veteran, is blind, confined
to a wheelchair, and
unable to support his wife
and six children?"
The stricken United Way
rep mumbled another,
"Uh, no."
"Third, do you realize that
my sister's husband died
in a dreadful traffic
accident leaving her
penniless, with a huge
mortgage and three
young children?"
The United Way rep was
humiliated. "No, sir. I had
no idea."
The lawyer concluded,
"Well, then. If I don't give
any money to them, why
do you think I'd give any
to you?!"

There are four engineers
traveling in a car. One is a
mechanical engineer, one
a chemical engineer, one
an electrical engineer and
the other one an engineer
from Microsoft.
The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the
pistons have seized. We'll
have to strip down the
engine before we can get
the car working again,"
says the mechanical
engineer.
"Well," says the chemical
engineer, "it sounded to
me as if the fuel might be
contaminated. I think we
should clear out the fuel
system."
"I thought it might be a
grounding problem," says
the electrical engineer, "or
maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the
Microsoft engineer who
has said nothing and say.
They ask him, "What do
you think?"
"Well, I think we should
close all the windows, get
out, get back in, and open
the windows again."

50k will do

happy bday to our own african martin luther king,i wish nigeria had a leader like u.

if having a valid drivers license will stop us from having accident,all of us will acquire it.

na my ganja farm dem go destroy so,i will sue them soon,for tresspassing.

we don hear am before, next topic pls

i thought i was the only one who has taken alamo and shekpe this evening until i read this.

joke of the day

a good relationship is a name of a person, animal, place or thing

as if i care

who cares

nice joke,but the poster should have made us know it was copied from another site,rather than taking all the glory.

Y ALWAYS ME(NIGERIA)

who cares