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1) we might not call you for a day or send you a text you on whatsapp for two days, that doesn't mean that we do not love you,
It means that we have a life








2).Don't try to change our manner of dressing,
I met you, wearing shorts and a tee and sneakers, I even took you out on a date wearing the same, and you never complained for once,

All of a sudden, here we are in a relationship now, And you start telling me that you don't like me wearing shorts and taking you out, that I should start wearing long pants and trousers more,


That's what im comfortable in babe, If you are not Okay with that , use the door.

Don't tell us how to dress or what to wear,
Some of us hate it and might even quit the relationship because of that.





3).You never initiate the sex or bring anything new to it,

You come to house, lie like a log of wood, and we try our best to satisfy you,

If you not satisfied you never tell us, but all of a sudden, you take it to your friends telling them how poor we are in bed,




If you don't like the sex, Let's talk about it, and try to make it right,


Stop talking to your friends about it.






4). His Prick Is Too Small : okay truth is, as far as nature is concern, Not all of us are blessed down there,
So in case you are carrying a deep hole down there, and our small rods, was unable to have any impact when we did it,


Tell us that you are quitting the relationship cos you need an anaconda in your life,


stop bad mouthing us to your friends .






5).Some Of Us Have No Hobbies, Deal With It Or Quit : there are some of us who don't know how to dance or sing, don't know the latest songs, don't watch much of TV to know the reigning movie or series, don't party or drink alcohol,

That doesn't make us that less of a man than others who do those things,

Its just that we see And live life differently, Or maybe because we have other priorities,


So Its either you manage us like that or you take the bus out,.

That's your opinion bro,


. Mine is Ice Prince

Yeah I know this guy




His full name is


Jack Muhammadu Bawa,



And he is from Libya

There are two reasons he should be jailed







1)for allowing a woman to over power him








2)for not succeeding in tasting the kongo,

Am not suprised,


We all know that Apc is like the muslim


brotherhood,




If you said or say anything against Buhari,



All of his people will turn against you

Obi Ezekwesili is no longer granting interviews to the press and ranting about how ineffective the President is, Because Its not Jonathan,




Bring Back Our Girls is the biggest scam ever perpetrated in this country

How the hell did this man become our president?

What a joke,





But he doesn't always wait for the fullness of time before visiting his cows

Very good question,



If our intelligence agencies were intelligent at all,



This are the kind of questions the could used to uncover the people behind this group

The Op is so annoying,

Now she is even claiming to know more about Islam than the muslims,
Is it today that muslim terrorists started bombing or killing people during ramadan?,



The taliban has been doing it for years, Same with al-qaeda, AL shabab, Isil etc,

Absolute rubbish,


Woman read what you just posted again and after that,
Give yourself a knock,


And promise that you will start using your

brain from now on

The dullard finally gets one thing right

Jarus:
Sai Baba

Kai Baba

The sweetest job in the world is being a pastor,


You don't only get free untaxed money,


You also get free punny,

who give am lion of the Niger delta? As far as I know, He is the Judas of the Niger delta

Pounding for 2 hrs eh,? Na yam you been dey pound?

heykims:
Nonsense, vanity..
nd he will go 6 feet down bare footed someday huh...

and you were be holy man
Will be buried with your shoes on abi,?

ModiKen:
I no wish am bad ooo. But if he dies tomorrow whats the use having this number of shoes.

Kcee there are people in naija who can't afford even slippers and you are showing us you 'boutique' of shoes.

I would prefer my name to be in the hearts and on the lips of persons I have assisted in one way or the other, than to be on the front page of magazines and websites.

My guy stop crying nah

When you fucking a pretty girl without condom you are complete,
But if she has Hiv,
You are finished

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]This is the problem with us Nigerians. We don't value what is ours. What's special about her eating Nigerian food?
Don't we eat foreign food everyday? Do these foreigners that we eat their food run to social media and celebrate it as a thing of note?

So what the hell is our problem?
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calm down already abeg ,
Who is celebrating it here?,

I'll pass, I love sex And can't stop now

Very lame joke,
We all know that many of this actress and actors depend on handouts from our politicians to survive when the jobs stop coming,
Kate, we know that you are desperate for politicians patronage at the moment since your house just caught fire,
Goodluck with that eh

If I was to score him based on 0 - 10, I'll give him 0.5,

' “I have around 150 cattle because I am never
comfortable without cows” Gen. Buhari declares
his assets on facebook'
That awkward moment when your president says this is when you realise that you have entered one chance

The cattle instructor is busy at the moment


Please try again later

Since the radio biafra ish started trending on here,
There have been so many people creating topics , telling us where the are from and arguing for or against the Biafra idea,
The whole thing is kind of funny to me,
Seeing guys telling us
'I am an ibibio man from Akwa ibom ',
Oga where you been wan from before,
And another man saying Am a yoruba man from Osun,
Nobody cares dude, Just tell us what you want to tell us,
We don't care whether you are Aregberascal' s cousin or Omisore' s niece,

I’m tired of seeing all this I am Agbo from the town of Lagoon which is not far from Ibadan on this section,
Nobody cares about where you are from dude, In here your opinion is your's and your 's alone,
Not your tribe's or your state's

This one were I hear say e dey work 95%, were dey 5% come go nah, Fear don dey catch me for this girl oh, I never budget for pikin,

Op, is another paid northern bigot, Why dont you list all the ministers under Jonathan's government, Let's see whether he did sideline the North

This section is so confusing