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Politics › Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Bayelsa State (photos) by ebamma(m): 9:48pm On Feb 06, 2015

That's my president right there,
A vote for Jonathan its a vote for transformation
Except you dey find change from democrat to dictator,
#its Goodluck or nothing,
If u dey find change go market

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Surprises Twitter Fans With Cash Gifts by ebamma(m): 6:01pm On Feb 06, 2015

How to launder drugs or looted funds in Nigeria
Step 1- become a music producer or become a musician
Step 2 - have atleast 1 or more hit songs
Step 3- join twitter
Step 4- start dashing your hungry followers credit and cash
Step 5-repeat step 4 till you have laundered enough

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by ebamma(m): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2015

I came here to know my enemies
seen none yet

Romance › Re: Life Stages Of A Girl, Funny But Truthful by ebamma(m): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2015

Na this kind thread dey make hungry catch me

Christianity Etc › Re: 'Abuja Pastor Sent Prostitute To My Hotel Room' Says Gospel Singer by ebamma(m): 3:39pm On Feb 05, 2015

And Jesus wept

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Crime › Re: See What A Man Allegedly Did To His Wife (Photos Inclusive) by ebamma(m): 7:44am On Feb 05, 2015

AnusOdourInhaler:
What the flying fuckkkk are you saying?

Am saying, Anyone who answers Anusodourinhaler suppose dey yabaleft not here

Crime › Re: See What A Man Allegedly Did To His Wife (Photos Inclusive) by ebamma(m): 7:41am On Feb 05, 2015

AnusOdourInhaler:
Then you wished your sister is a hoe?

abeg shut up, the way were i see u sef, u look like pesin were no get sense for head,
who answers anusodourinhaler,
no be madman be dat?

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Crime › Re: See What A Man Allegedly Did To His Wife (Photos Inclusive) by ebamma(m): 7:38am On Feb 05, 2015

Because u marry woman pay bride price no mean say u don buy her toto for life,
if you suspect her of infidelity or caught her in the act, abeg divorce am, beating her won't change nothing,
But i hope say as i dey type this post so, the man dey kirikiri oh

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by ebamma(m): 1:35pm On Feb 04, 2015*

holatin:
shut up brainless religion fanatic.
show me where Allah (swt ) allow killing without any reasonable reason.

you all rant about jihad without knowing what jihad is really his.
ignorant human with turkey brain.

Calm down bro, no kill yourself over arab man matter, you yourself know true but u no wan talk am.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by ebamma(m): 1:30pm On Feb 04, 2015

holatin:
and some brainless,clueless and indiscreet fellow will say boko haram are following the doctrine of the Quran.

the hand writing is there for the sane human to see.

Muslim are Muslim
terrorist are terrorist
Am a Muslim
Am not a terrorist

.i see, now park well

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by ebamma(m): 1:28pm On Feb 04, 2015

A.boki na ram thy end is near,
Rip to the dead

Politics › Re: What's Wrong With This PDP Weird ‘Ojuju Calabar’ Newspaper Adverts? (Pic) by ebamma(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2015

MissSlimbody:
...Very unethical

The eyes of the "Ojuju Calabar" is APC Logo.

This advert won't change the minds of those that want 2 vote GMB.

its only cow herders that will vote for a man who owns 150 cows and has no certificate,
Vote for transformation,
Vote for Gej

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Politics › Re: What's Wrong With This PDP Weird ‘Ojuju Calabar’ Newspaper Adverts? (Pic) by ebamma(m): 11:17am On Feb 04, 2015

True talk,
am afraid of that man Buhari a.k.a Buhari,
That's why am going to vote for President Jonathan,
Gej till our oil wells stop flowing

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Nairaland General › Re: Why Are You On Nairaland? by ebamma(m): 10:54am On Feb 04, 2015

To kill boredom

Nairaland General › Re: Why Are You On Nairaland? by ebamma(m): 10:53am On Feb 04, 2015

Faibuhari:
cute, I love it

wetin be dis

Christianity Etc › Re: Unfulfilled Prophecies By Men Of God by ebamma(m): 12:29pm On Feb 01, 2015

in gambling, you lose some and win some,
Those so called prophets are gamblers

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Romance › Should I Accept Her Back? by ebamma(op): 8:36am On Jan 31, 2015

There is this girl, i was in relationship with last year, the relationship lasted for six months, then she told me that she wanted to swim in a bigger and richer pond that's when i let her go,
Though i still loved her, i moved on,then just last week, she called, and told me that she has broken up with the big pond guy, and wants to come back to swim in my small pond.
She even dey tell me say nobody can love her the way i do,
my head come dey big like Banky W own,

Problem is, yesternite, i had a dream in that dream, i saw the girl talking to the big pond guy, and the guy was like
'girl, i can't continue with this relationship again,
Aids is real'.
It's there i woke and started pondering on that statement,
is it that the girl is now Hiv + and wants to come and infect me?,
i wanted to call her today and tell her that i have been waiting for her love, but that dream don make me get two mind.
Brothers in the house what will u do if u were in my shoes?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: #je Suis Charlie by ebamma(m): 2:49pm On Jan 30, 2015

JonBee1:
I said my father sodomized my sisters. I swear! LOL

Phones › Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ebamma(m): 5:48pm On Jan 29, 2015

Guys, abeg make una help me,
My tecno f7 internet connection is too dawn slow and sometimes non existent, i dont know whether its doing to a setting or something,
abeg gurus make help me ,na mtn line i dey use

Education › Re: Can Someone Please Solve This Mathematical Problem by ebamma(m): 2:50pm On Jan 29, 2015*

.Let the number of students be n
Let the number for which 30 exceeds n be x
therefore n+x =30,
n=30-x
since the class has two sets of people with footballs and football boots then 3/4n +7/8n=n,
substituting 30-x for n
3/4(30-x) +7/8(30-x)=30-x.
L.C.M
8x3/4(30-x)+8x7/8(30-x)=8(30-x)
6(30-x) +7(30-x)=240-8x
180-6x+210-7x=240-8x
390-13x=240-8x
C.L.T
390-240= - 8x+13x
150=5x
x=150/5
x=30
the number,x for which 30 is greater than the number of students in class,n is 30
but n=30 - x
so n=30 - 30
n=0
therefore,the solution for the number of students is UNDEFINED upon which question b has no solution

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Celebrities › Re: Hot Or Nah:check Out Queen Latifah Bikini Body That Has Everyone Talking by ebamma(m): 9:32am On Jan 29, 2015

As Jesus once said
'it is finish,
That body has seen it best years,
it has been knacked, sucked, squeezed, kissed for so long

Romance › Re: How Do You Plan To Spend Your Valentine's Day? by ebamma(m): 1:55pm On Jan 27, 2015

I'll be at a brothel teaching the oloshos how to love

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Romance › Re: Pregnancy Before Marriage: Share Your Views by ebamma(m): 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2015

Ebiz12:
Its not right at all,its happening everywhere now and I still don't understand how it become so acceptable

As for me I won't even think of it,if you don't want to marry me unless I get pregnant then walk away,no compromise.

when 30yrs don reach you for your father house, no be pesin go tell u make u compromise,
na u go tell yourself

Romance › Re: Pregnancy Before Marriage: Share Your Views by ebamma(m): 1:36pm On Jan 27, 2015

adanduka:
A man or woman should should not be alone.
The major reason for marriage is COMPANIONSHIP.

go tell am to reverend father for catholic church

Romance › Re: How Can I Save My Love And My Friendship ?? Urgent Advice Needed by ebamma(m): 1:33pm On Jan 27, 2015

Guy oh, back to the matter,
so wetin u dey try to tell us been say,
u wan make one those girls be your cook and one go be food?,
Guy wake up, the cook must also be the food,
Stop that your female friend from cooking for you if you don't want her to be your food,
Your gf should start cooking for you since she is your food
#understood
?

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Romance › Re: How Can I Save My Love And My Friendship ?? Urgent Advice Needed by ebamma(m): 1:27pm On Jan 27, 2015

See your mouth like
we are fund of
each other,
you be bank?

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Romance › Re: 10 Common Misconceptions Guys Have About Nigerian Ladies by ebamma(m): 9:12pm On Jan 26, 2015

And na guy even create the thread sef,
Guy u sure say your name no be Denlere?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's General Elections, 2015: Two Important Messages From The Lord by ebamma(m): 2:51pm On Jan 25, 2015

Wetin dis one smoke?

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