₦airaland Forum

.That's my president right there
if u dey find change go meet abo.ki for bureau de change
#Gej till abo.ki stop to bend down like woman dey piss

Na the day were i sleep for police cell were i realise say i can do without my
Phone, girls, light
Books, internet
and even food,
So i come realise say na only sleep were i no fit do without,
So my answer na sleep
#make i go sleep sef

At least 10 people have
been killed and 45
churches set on fire
since protests erupted in
Niger over the French
magazine Charlie
Hebdo's depiction of the
Prophet Muhammad,
police say.
The government has
declared three days of
mourning for those who
died.
Hotels and bars were also
burned to the ground
during a weekend of
violent protests, the
authorities said.
m.bbc.com/news/world-africa-30888188
This is also fake abi?,
Abi na because una brothers for north no been follow riot, kill people na im make u no believe wetin happen so for France

.Na so noisemaking dey pay?

Poor man were go make money
dey wan even form pass rich man were born with silver spoon sef,
Iyanya bro, no chop remain oh,
small time now, u go dey talk say na your village witches kill your career and na dem follow make u broke

Im looking for runs girls, abeg if u get dia number give me
i no dey ready to tell girl i love u now,
i be businessman
na only how much i sabi

All this small boys, after dem don take igbo finish, dem go come dey vex with their shadow

Lagusta:
I had a friend that dropped out of school, thinking he would make it like Ben Carson or Steve Jobs.....

That guy is now a messenger in one firm like that

And there is one other friend of yours you are not telling us about who dropped out and started following this Senator around, now he is the chairman of your local government

DollyParton1:
exactly!!!
I remember I was discussing Boko haram with my classmate who is a Canadian Muslim of Pakistani origin back in 2012/2013 ish. And the guy was trying to force the conspiracy theory down my throat. He was telling me America is behind the Boko Haram bombings going on in Nigeria because of the crude oil. He believed America just wanted to distabilize the economy of Nigeria. So they are framing up the Muslims. I could imagine if I was gullible enough, I would have bought into such conspiracy theory, which I could actually see then that some Nigerian had shamelessly bought into and were blaming USA.
And to imagine such theory of conspiracy was coming from a Canadian who was in his final year in medical school shows how deep all these "the America/the world is against Muslims" has eaten into the mind of an average, educated and exposed Muslim.

an hausa educated muslim is worse, i remember talking about bokoharam with this hausa guy, dude told me that Its jonathan that is funding bokoharam, that he is doing it to reduce the north's voting population, because he knows that the northeast is Buhari's stronghold, i tried as much as i could to convince him otherwise but dude still maintained his stance,
muslims always feel that its them against the world, and that people of other religions hate them and are trying to exterminate 'em, which is totally false

As long as majority of muslims believe that Al- qaeda is an american creation, that Isis is a mossad backed op,and that Bokoharam is Goodluck's funded organisation to reduce north's voting population, extremism will continue to thrive,muslims believe too much in conspiracy theories, anybody who loves blaming others for his problems, will hardly change

JonBee1:
Je ne suis Charlie.
I am not Charlie.

I don't go out of my way to slander people without cause. Why should I?

I won't spread the news that your forbears are criminals.
I won't publicize that your ancestors are cannibal.
I won't call your mom a LovePeddler.
I won't claim your father sodomize you sisters.
I won't insiniuate that your wife is the neighborhood slut

I won't go out there offending your sensibility and belief, on the pretext of free speech.


#CharlieHebdoHateSpeechIsWrong
#TheAssasinationOfTheJournalistsIsWrong

dude, shut up

can u deliver one to me in calabar?

rozayx5:
very poor. most of their annual salaries cant even buy a decent ride

make i hear word abeg, minimum wage in this country is 18k which equals 216k per annum, anybody earning 3million plus per annum with good planning can buy a ride and build a house within 5yrs,
and some of those lecturers make extra income from teaching in private universities and schools

wetin dis one dey talk sef?

adeA1:
Who don't knw its no more hidden u are messanger of the west delivering under the clouk of this addminstration to avenge so to speat for the east and to TANISH muslim wold!!!!!.am proud to accept to die as a muslim.

e be like say u never get sense for head

All na work, guy fit do all this things dey chop home and away

rubey:
Must you boys look? Perverts!!

wetin be the use of our eyes then, if we no look una now, una go dey talk say we be gay

You get money?,
upload a picture of u sitting in your range rover or any other exotic car, use it as your profile picture, then send pm(s) to as many nl females as possible,
if dem see that picture dem go enter work

rubey:
So you and your guys stroll around every morning to watch innocent girls and their dresses shey? Don't you have work?

because i get work, mean say i no go look girls yansh again?,

rubey:
Can we get to meet this weekend? It will be fun watching you blush

na so e dey start before u know it, blusher go turn to knacker.

guy we don hear u, no repeat yaself again nah

So u wan tell us say dem no fit postpone the wedding till that guy injury heal abi?

enomasly:
Abeg guys hep me am suffering seriously my babe doesnt make up or dress cute i just tire for life i swear please how can i tell her

before u tell am i love u, u know been see say na deeper life pattern she dey play

cremeandchic:
What?

no be me find u trouble oh

cremeandchic:
Now read this carefully CashdownNG, let this be the last time you quote my post and insult me on Nairaland or anywhere else. The next time you try it, i'll make sure we both get banned.

hmm

Ethereal0110:
Shai !! Dis is REAL natural somtin.. Wiz khalifa is missin alot.

marijuana get value for Wiz khalifa eye pass this yansh

after you don knack am dia
Crush go turn to croatia,
All the hyping go disappear,
Guy talk true no be dey write dis ting, na your prick

Juliaann:
No need for all this lemme send u a request

how much?

I see

.Because pesin open account for internet no mean say im no dey mad

jerflakes:
ABEG IF YOU SEE ANYONE, TELL AM SAY YOUR BRODA ALSO NEED N25,000.

I DON DIE HERE.

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU HUSTLE.

I LOVE YOU.

bros abeg if u follow see anyone, tell am say your brother follow need 25k, God bless u as u hustle

ellechrystal:
Mkpo ke party. These scolombo boys r horrible, they roam the streets of calabar, homeless wicked children. They r more than hundred of them. Between d ages of 6 to 20. Children o. They can rob for africa. They will walk in a group and rob u of everything u have on u, if u try to talk too much, they kill u. Politicians use them a lot for their troubles.
Last week if not this week they robbed n killed a guy o. They asked him for something like they were normal boys tasking him on d road, he willingly gave them 2000 n they asked him for phone he then pleaded with them to pity him that shey he has given them money to go n eat, n one of them just shot him just like that.
It's not been easy.
These guys r horrible. They r the true meaning of the word Wicked. If they can scrab them all, please we will be happy. That's y u c ppl happy that one is dead. Just to teach d rest a lesson

true talk, ndito oro afena etieti, even dis morning, the snatched a phone from a girl going to church here at eyo etta