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I see
But
Dat one no fit stop me from chopping Garri and soup for evening time

, someone just died and here I am celebrating my birthday
Life ain't fair
Rip lady
I wish I had the power to make the world a better place for us all

1)Keep your friends closer :
There is this proverb that says keep your friends close and your enemies closer,
Truth is, you can try that in other endeavours, don't try it in Nigerian politics,
Never get the enemy near you,
If you have doubts about the loyalty of any minister, special assistant, police chief, army chief, inec chairman etc
Sack him/her before the ruin you
E.g Jega

2)Marry a woman you can control :
I still remember this man in our estate who always got beat up by his wife whenever the had a misunderstanding,
I always asked myself back then, why will this man marry a wife he cannot beat or control,
Am asking myself that same question about Gej now,
The way I see it, it seems that Pej was the man' of the house
And is still is, she did a lot of damage to his reputation

3)Be a tribalist, and favour your own:
The problem of President Goodluck, was trying to make the enemy like, he forgot that there are some enemies that will even kill you after you saved their lives,
He maligned us his people and Confederates and sighted many of his projects up north,
He tried to win their heart by all means, but at the end of the day, the still voted their own
And we his people still voted for him even though he didn't favour us,
No matter what position u are in life, always help your own first before helping outsiders

What a joke,
All this while
Didn't she notice how are husband's supporters were marrying kids,
What did she do about it..?
I bet that woman cannot go to her village and make such comments,
Cos she knows that if she tries it, her husband will lose many supporters

And God keeps watching

Getting to meet a decent girl, telling her you love and she agreeing to date you might just be fate,
Hey guys, do you try to live a decent life, have a decent job, with a car and cash to follow, but you hardly get a girl who truly loves u?, maybe its not your fault, its just bad fate man, a few goldiggers may swim around you when u got the money, but getting a girl who truely loves u is how lucky u are in that department man,
I have met cultists, armed robbers, thugs etc, who have girls who stand by them even when the are in jail,
If u lucky to have a girl who truly loves u man, value her, cos the ain't many of 'em out there.

someone somewhere is knacking that same girl that doesn't even let you touch her,
move on and get yourself a new one man
loyalty no dey dis game

who sex don help?

Good talk,
The all past corruptmen(apc) are now in power, lets see if the Buhari its going to start jailing his party men first

good riddance
if u dey find change
go sell market

hmm

I see

changes nothing,

Chai,
i feel like crying,
this pathetic South africans deserved apartheid

chai

.I'm not in support of those pathetic South africans,
If T B Joshua really means it,
we all know that he can afford to pay for even a first class ticket to S.A,
he should take the next flight going to south africa,
then he should go to where this xenophobic attacks are happening, and tell the attackers all this,

smh
the things we make a big deal out of

united in hate of Gej abi?
Cos last time i checked,
the didn't unite to take the almajiris off the streets, Gej did,
The didn't unite to stop the fulani killings in Nassarawa or Benue,
When it's about fighting or overthrowing or defeating the infidel,
You don't need a Buhari to unite 'em

fake list,
it should be like this
1)Seun
2)lalasticlala
3)Jarus

4)Berem
5)Ymodulus
6)Jasper17
7)Logicboy aka big urban
8.Ishilove
9)Barcanista
10)mukinatu

SELENAqueensy:
Skype

Badoo

For every one Lady antebellum who got out alive and well from a crash, there are thousands of other humans who died or lost a limb

peeparty:
2 to d last pix,dat man u see pointing his finger fought bekos someone,overpowered his son and collected d indomie he stole from d shop.






.....rest in peace grandma, she just started d business, with her only surviving son just to keep her from trouble and bordem bfor she go die for house and now she don come shop come die.chai. d annoying part firs service no respond on time sef.
...lord am grtful for d was no lost in our camp am still here with my nairaland family in tough times and in good times ...Dem never chi chum chin.

na for calabar dis ting happen?

waiting for more comments

sinaj:
ok o!!!

seeYansh

fallen angels

macjireh:
its called grace

grace? Are u kidding me?, grace of what?

And somewhere in the high seas of Libya this week, a boat carrying 400 illegal immigrants capsized, and the lost their lives and god just looked on,
are u trying to tell us
that the few lives in that house are more important to god than the 100 plus lives that were killed at the kenyan university?

vheMa:
nil....

Aunty awa u?

He phucked me after seeing my unclothedness (part 3)

Mogidi:



bros Musiwa is waiting for you in one of his threads, leave now if you have nothing meaningful to add to the debate.

Gej till 2019 rings a bell?,
dude people like u, who are sycophants and agents of a particular party are in no position to speak for the SS/SE, i bet if Gej had won, a thread like this couldn't have come up