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if i sleep with a willing wife of another man, i don't think am committing a crime

[quote author=flawless..S]can u post a link to her profite[/quote]okay here we go
www.nairaland.com/staicey
but i believe u now since u are not upto 18 cos staicey is 23

And The Summary Goes Thus,
two scammers
collaborating, one wearing a suit and one agbada, performing fake miracles to a gullible audience, who shall soon be parted of their monies.

[quote author=flawless..S]why do you think an staicey?[/quote]cos u look just like her

[quote author=flawless..S]no I dont know staicey[/quote]why do i have this feeling that u are lying?

[quote author=flawless..S]staying with my mom?? [/quote]wait a minute, are u in anyway related to staicey or are u staicey with another account?

he is a learner, many pastors have been doing this for decades without getting caught.

I hate u

Eneze1: If found guilty let him face the music

we talking about the nigerian police force here girl not fbi, i bet u with the right sum money, pastor fireman will be released 2morrow and the police will claim that it was a case of mistaken identity.

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Mikel doesn't deserve this award we all know this, he was not even our best player at afcon, neither was he a key player in chelsea's europa league winning team, i'll rather give that award to pitroipa, and if i was to give it to a nigerian, i'll settle for either omeruo or enyeama

190daclown: nigga got a few thousands and he thinks hes rich

fccc outta here son

lol

Bsideboi: im an Ajebo my folks gimme lots of cash plus i be sharp man iv got small businesses of mine.Get it!

you are a self made maga bro, we can't help u only u can help yourself

hey bro, stop taking girls to fast foods on the first date, and buying stuffs, take them to mama's nkechi's food is ready and buy 150naira rice without meat for them, her reaction after u do this will show u whether she loves u or not

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Thank you Killz [/quote]that awkward moment, when someone tells u thank u, for doing nothing

Prettyangel nnom number esie, ami ndi threaten enye ndoho, ke ami nyene fi, ommong okpong fi,ndi owo ekong oh

why will i oppose
Two consenting adults marrying each other?

if best player awards were about trophies won, messi and ronaldo wouldn't be among the top 3 for this last year's best player award, robben, lahm, mueller, and neuer won more trophies than both of them

if it's about national team performance i'll give that award to jonathan pitroipa

snthesis: Congrats Lorretta-

P.s
to d other hawt NL chics, Im still available- just P.M me

a guy is always available even if he has a wife while a girl is always unavailable even if she is single

RedBenson: Why not say HTML=programming language at once?

@Lorretta, e be like say u carry belle do d wedding o. So una don already straff b4 d wedding?

na dis same question make waec give u f9 for maths and english.

SELENAqueensy: Ukpongke eyen uneghe ado....
Abadieh?

edioke, kpong enye ke choking ka anam, ofiok se nting.

lorretta u: Of what?

garri

Dyt: Chineke
Abeg translate jor

goggle translator iduhe aba?

Dyt: Scratches head
Wey that my calabar bf

ukpong ke choking, anam nte ufioke se nting?

Dyt: Hehehhehe
He like am
The thing dey tickle am
Akpara ino

hey kop inua fo

firstEVA: A guy with a real huge dicck would never have reason to say a girl's hole is a borehole, just saying

lie, even a huge dicck will still get lost in a big hole

i was sleeping at home this afternoon, when my kid sis. Called,
she was probably crying before she called me cos i deduced that from her voice,
She told me that a prophet at their church singled her out and told her that her senior brother doesn't go to church, that she should inform me that something bad will befall me this year if i don't start going to church,
am no believer in religion but right now am confused, should i heed the prophet's warning and start going to church just for going sakes, cos my sis is really worried that something bad might happen to me if i don't ?
Guys please help a brother in distress.

Boy-I'll die for you-
Girl-Your name na Jesus christ?

This are no prophecies
the are pure guess works,
1)scandals happen in catholic church every year
2)plane crashes are no new thing to nigerian skies, if u are sure of yourself, give us the name of the airline that will be involved in it
3)Tecno release new devices almost every month, samsung already had a device coming up this year,
4)hardship and suffering in africa and asia is no new thing,
5)If u are not guessing mr prophet, give us the name of the african president that will die this year
6) a school shooting in america is no new thing, give us the name of the shooter and the school that will be affected
Other prophecies are all the same guess works,no specifics, no dates, no names, and the possibility of them occuring is pretty high