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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2019
Urbanist2050:
My CBT centre is Kaduna. My location on application and CV are both Kaduna.

You were posted to the towers. It's quite possible They confused your posting location to your state of origin.
Carry your chair and goan sit with the 1% theorists!
Au revoir!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 6:14pm On Aug 20, 2019
This guy don't know warris going on... grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:43pm On Aug 18, 2019
Mitocyan:


Stale gist bro.

xeforesansh:
APL = September no Actual date
TF = continues from tomorrow
APL/TF = No correlation
Overall recruitment Process = fair
External Interference = minimal due to support from presidency
Possible cancellation = no


From a source we visited today, might be true or not, but this is the info we got, all the best!


Good Night

It's quite funny on this thread how people that are not bringing any food to the table are the first to start eating

@Mitocyan; read, reflect and then respond

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:51am On Aug 18, 2019
number5:


e.g. has any GT who interviewed on the 11th and received alert from kind ayam received APL?? grin grin
cheesy cheesy grin
Bros, go to church or mosque or shrine or anyone,
Don't comman be cracking our ribs dis early momo....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:25pm On Aug 17, 2019
FreshShavedBalls:
Good evening Local Men and Women,

I hope this meets you well. I know we are in uncertain and precarious times, so it saddens my heart all the more to release this burden upon you.

Nevertheless, ever since this local man heard about 'Upfront', local man that was only anticipating APL now finds himself dreeaming about the Peogeot 307 or Pontiac Vibe that he will buy when upfront lands. undecided

Local man is in a state of instability. Everytime local man is riding his bike on the road he easily gets distracted because whenever he looks left he will see Peogeot 307 and when he looks right he will see Pontiac Vibe. What should this Local man do because he cannot continue this way embarassed

First shave your balls, they have become hairy from lack of breathing space while checking out the models
After then we'll talk

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 2:19pm On Aug 16, 2019
NoHatred:
Bro you're very right. I just a call from a friend now that some guys got their letters today via community slots ( if you like don't believe me). Guys the APLs are ready. A lot of things are going behind the scene. We should just pray that God should favour us.
Community slots
Haaaa, slots don dey go
Baba God secure my slot ooo
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 2:17pm On Aug 16, 2019
NoHatred:
Bro you're very right. I just a call from a friend now that some guys got their letters today via community slots ( if you like don't believe me). Guys the APLs are ready. A lot of things are going behind the scene. We should just pray that God should favour us.
Community slots Haaaa �

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 11:47am On Aug 16, 2019
Ukodo1123:
3b carry weight on that information
Ladies and gents, The 3b theory

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 8:19am On Aug 14, 2019
Lordlight20109:
I had another dream today.
I got 2 emails from NNPC. I was very happy.
They told me where I will rendezvouz with others.
Our dress code.
I went for shopping with my senior Bros.

The heading of the letter is not Appointment letter as I saw in my dream.

Soon, it will drop. Let’s get prepared .

A normal dream lasts for 2 - 3 seconds, so those of you having long dreams of 30 minutes to an hour, you probably having a date with your village people

And to think they are already showing my guy APL, lemme just mind my business ooo, tnks Simi angry

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 10:04pm On Aug 09, 2019
Twhizzy2:
Aji sebi Oyo lari. I'm from Oyo state too. Atiba LGA
Ogo Atiba. We full here ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 10:06pm On Aug 06, 2019
NigelCundy:
With the brains we've got here, if 4 or 5 GT and EH could come together to critically look at many of the social problems we have in Nigeria and brainstorm effective strategies to solving any of the problems for a fee, we could be looking at a multi-million dollar company in a few years.

Just thinking out loud.

Yh, Plausible notion.
Infact, that's the aim of any high-tier recruitment exercise but where major national sectors get it wrong is the politics.
A good number of stakeholders will bring in half baked products and mix them with lucky geniuses and the system become flawed again.
The few brilliant smarty pants always manage to escape to better places...
Everything in NG govt is flawed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:14pm On Aug 06, 2019
So tonight will be tagged Crucifixion of ignorant and repugnant readers.
Nobody should quote me ooo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 3:39pm On Aug 06, 2019
I'm speaking for the minority like me who are just eagerly waiting for the TP so as to move on to the next stage in the planning room...
Apl or No Apl, Thunder fire any stupid theory/sauce

After that I'll mind my business like this �

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
geektrovert:
So I have helped you people collate all the August predictions as they dropped, in case you are looking for them...
You are welcome.

Hon. Chairman,
Independent LOMWAN Election Commission

Local Men & Women Association of Nigeria (LOMWAN)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:23pm On Aug 05, 2019
darado:

Accept or reject it, no any correlation between tp and APL. We had a meeting with nnpc today in our office (located in the south south). Authoratively, nothing relates tp and apl. I am currently in ss4 an due for promotion to ss3 by Dec 2019. As Jarus said, CBA has been on President Buhari's table for approval. To tell u more, three states have not met the required number of the slots and most if not all the candidates from those states were paid tp.
U can continue to believe ur theories sha.
I am not getting it, how can you have meeting with nnpc itself behind nnpc back?
Shit, maybe they finally moved the Towers to south south
I didn't think as a local man, i wont be able to can but right now i cannot can

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 8:00pm On Aug 05, 2019
Enireqx20:
Abeg, I need a job o. I be GT. I no understand wetin nnpc dey do. If you get link for me abeg pm me. Thanks in anticipation

Good move.
Im chess, this is castling.
In real life, it's killing two birds with one stone.
Lemme follow in like manner, my helper might be here
I need a job too oo. Entry Level Industrial engineering
Biko pls
Thank you
Just in case nnpc head wants to b turnioniown
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 3:32pm On Aug 05, 2019
Gbriels:
When some local men talk of their take home pay compare to NNPC...this is what they mean..
Aswear, it's tiring hearing some are even earning up to GMDs salary scale.
Awa ti account wa ti lazzdent nko?
A wise man once said nothing

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 9:09am On Aug 05, 2019
licensed2k:
bn long I made a comment here. had to login in again cus I wanna debunk some wild rumours abt d correlation btwn apl and tfare allowance. just bcus u haven't gotn ur tfare alert doesn't mean u have a higher chance of gettin apl Dan dos dat have already gotten alert. wanna know why? .ok, I went for d interview buh I cldnt do d interview due to some reasons, I was allowed to fill d form for d tfare allowance cus as I was told, everybody that came for d interview is automatically eligible for some forms of refunds on dia tfare. I've not gotn a damn yet and I'm also not expectin any apl as I was not even interview so my chance of gettin apl is on d minus side.

Quite funny how you can get it right and wrong at the same time.
Just listen to yourself.
Simple analogy proffers that you might be phased out due to incomplete application wrt to the interview you missed.
King Ayam won't be stressed
NEXT pls
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2019
Eggovic:

So you just applied for the fun of it or to reject the offer when it comes?
Azzzin, na people wey dey disturb this country be that.
Gbędu wey dey bring slap lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 2:17pm On Aug 04, 2019
Honestly, I thank God for bringing me this far but sincerely I can't even remember the role I applied for...
God just want everything to be a surprise + the alert
Happy Sunday folks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 12:48am On Aug 03, 2019
moogoogaipan:
It may be a while before i come back again... So let me try touch plenty thing's.

Foremost, Sucess SMS notification/APL may start rolling in, nextweek.
it had to be fasttracked, like i said, the longer the LOSP or APL waits, the slimmer the chances of a common man.

Like i told Swargu, my source only gave me a hint, so i turn am to theory (No be so, all of una do too), only Swargu will understand and I told you guyz to take the farouk theory with a light heart, only to come here and see avalanche of pgs to read, una cum carry am for head, he be like say, una nor get passenger for head. But i am happy, that, the farouk theory smoked out, those hiding behind "Interviewed on the so so so date, No alert Yet", come see, as plenty people flock my DM, na that time i know say, Ha! ayé lè, Wallahi, em don pay almost every baga, as in every baga... Also happy, that the Ab theorist fretted, una come dey pray make farouk alert fall on you guyz. heya, ó má ṣé ó, èmi máa ń sie ní ���
Propaganda fit una wella, if ya wondering how the Nazi Party brought everyone on board, it was through Propaganda, An art of Make Belief. Add 2-3 alibi together, and you're good to go...
èmi ìkà, mo gbé àwọn wéré ní handicap 2.

Oliver twist too full here, drop this, put jara, na him make some people dey compare 1st class with 1st Class, Compare oga wey get 2:2 with Masters with ọmọ isẹ wey get BSc/BA 1st Class, na him also make one person, talk say, 1st class for humanities na pass for Engineering, it has been fun on this forum, hehehehehehe...

mosgoon, i can't say the particular personality disorder you possess, been trying to figure it out on the 4 figure table, but then, you should seek help, i quickly figure out Jarus but you are one hell of oversylla, makes me start questioning your attendance of a Nig. varsity (cos those lecturers don't like oversylla ppl) and of course attainment of 1st Class, AAMOF 1st classers don't do like you, well could be diff. in other varsities, i schooled where they don't cross the lawn. A pity you're your own woes, ayé ó fẹ́ ẹni fẹ́ ọrọ, àfi orí ẹ ní (translation is mine) why not keep a low profile, it will move those, who would be moved and not gyrate anybody, that's life. I am not sorry, if you find this offensive, blunt people don't feel sorry for truthing...

On this thread, As oga plenty, naso, small small pikin full ground, wey be say, if you se em for real life, you fit commit manslaughter, cos the way you go squeeze em ehn, em go die for your hand... � @Swargu i cite you.

PS: The 1st paragraph is 100% legit, at some points, all sources have been correct.

hoping to see us, that'll make it, at the Tower...

Love Ya all, except Mosgoon, until he changes... and Bleep ya all who misyarn my MONICA, it's MOO GOO GAI PAN https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moo_goo_gai_pan

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 2:15pm On Aug 01, 2019
Ritzborn123:
Please, has anybody interviewed on the 4th, 7am, received TF?
I seriously tire for 4th oo.... Make farouq remember us

Not king
I repeat not King ayam oo cheesy cheesy

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