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I cant remember when last i tried that shit in the bus. What i do is have a casual conversation with the person and then let things flow. If we feel like exchanging numbers, fine! if not, its bye bye.

I was transferred from lagos to akwa ibom and on this particular sunday after like two months in Ikot ekpene. I went to church only yo come back to discover the indigenes jumped over my wall, broke into my apartment and went away with my laptop and blackberry. I knew who took it and I had them arrested but i didn't have any proof.

That was the day I started hating the people. I left after a year back to lagos.

I wouldn't call my girl a pretender , for someone who tells me the truth whether it hurts me or not. I would prefer such a person who admits to doing something wrong than a liar and pretender.

They are all nag, no matter what level it is.

Briareos:
Really? Batman wears an armor NOT a cape like Supes.

Besides, thank Black Jesus for Zack Snyder, Supes has been wearing his pants out for ages.

Batman of old didn't wear armor, and I loved his outfit. He is like a cyborg in this armor outfit.

RichardKings:
Batman and Superman

But to be frank I prefer batman the way he was originally. This is just like over-doing it

I will not call that light because if you are a fan of superman you will know there is no way his custom can be changed. The only thing they can try and change is the texture of the tight fitted clothing. Before it was a sky blue and now its more like a dark blue. I cant even imagine superman having the material I see batman in, It doesn't go well with him cos he needs flexibility and besides his strength doesn't come in the costume.

I like batman's new outfit. why? he needs all those gadgets for his profession. He is looking more like Robocop. But I will go for batman costume.

glothaddy:
Pls nairalanders I need ur suggestion on dis questions.
(1) tell us about ur strength and weakness.
(2) what are ur interest
(3) tell us y u want to work with this organization. Pls help clear me on d questions

Well the answers should lie with you because you alone know yourself, but I can mention some few tips:

1) strength

-Self motivated
-Logical thinker
-Quick thinker
-Dedicated.

2) Weakness

-Very impatient
-talkative
-very honest

3) Strength:

-Focused
-Work ethic
-Team leader

Why would you like to join us?


Sir, I must start my career where the peoples are encouraged and they fulfill their needs of learning. I think this is the right place to work
......bla bla bla

anonymousfifi:
i have been dating this guy for 5 months now. before we stated dating, he calls me regularly and always want to talk to me but after some period of dating the rate at which we communicate has decreased.i dont feel any connection with him. and another thing is he is yet to pay the money he owes me and keeps saying he will pay but still noting but even at i dont use that against him, i still hold on to the relationship. am not the type of person that puts pressure on somone. he recently got a job in another state and at times he wont call for days but still i try to call and all, our communication level is lower. i really dont know what to do. something in me wants to quit and another part wants me to hold on.

I have learnt the hard way about taking quick decisions. When next you call ask him if he is ready to continue with the relationship or not. If he tells you, which I guess he would that he has been busy bla bla bla.....don't argue because there is no reason on earth for a man who claim to love a girl to be so busy he cant call her. Hence dear, in asmuch as i'm sorry to tell you this, this guy's mind is distracted by whatever God knows. If there is no improvement after the call, be the one to end it, but make sure you do that after he wires your money to you.

Godmother:
Yea. Not just to loose the weight, but also to maintain it. Cos it easier adding up weight once you let yourself go.

True. That is where you watch your intakes.

merit12:
Dating is a thing of the mind

Double dating can be as result of so many thing

She might not want to be empty and lonely ,she might be holding to her date and looking for other one,she might found something bad in him or fallen out of love for him,and want someone also

Also it a 2ways thing,the first one might be a distance relationship and she might need a spare incase


But somethings she fall in love with a new and let d other go

When you treat a lady right even when you guys are nolonger dating she always remember the good

weda school or not she might still love and respect you oh.
What I'm I even saying

Op are you black?


Sign neva give up if you still wanna try

Yeah you bet the OP is black.

Some females says it is a normal thing to still date on campus even when they have someone who is probably working? Does the guy have any reason to trust her or just let her be knowing he has no control over her while she is in school? As the campus is considered a place of fun, hence a free world to catch all the fun.

Godmother:
Dnt tink anyone can loose weight without doing exercise or cutting off some particular food.

My dear, the best natural way to lose weight is by exercising. And this requires total commitment and discipline because it involves constant exercising in months.

Godmother:
To loose weight, go on a fruit fast. East just fruits for. 3 days to one week. After that resume your normal meals. You can eat as much fruits as you want. Also avoid idleness, start sone form of exercise; skipping, regular walks, sit-ups, etc.

What I did was download some dance exercise videos from the net and I dance along with them. It makes exercising fun. Next cut down drastically on sweet mouth. This is one major reason people add weight. When you start having sweet cravings take fruits or water.

Still the same thing : fruits, vegetables and exercise.

Months of june, july, august back then was considered raining seasons in Nigeria while october, november, december till january are dry seasons. But in recent time, rain has been falling almost in every month, even right now in october! Most people who fix their wedding in the last months of the year are really disappointed that the rain has ceased to follow the time table we used to know. What is happening? Global weather change or end times?

heatmeup:
must you comment?if you don't have something tangible for us to learn from here pls GO

Nothing tangible you say? No wonder you are all fat up! You must be taking 5 square meals. Let me give you a non-tangible something then: go get slim-fast supplements, or betterstill ask google. You are the one asking silly questions by the way

I would recommend you don't take supplements or what have you. The best way to lose weight is exercising and cutting off what you eat. Remember No Pain- No Gain

heatmeup:
naaa i still need a timetable. am tired of thinking of what to eat everyday

Must you eat three square meal a day? Why not take fruits and vegetables as your meal hence forth with plenty of water.

heatmeup:
God bless you in advance

Enroll for aerobic class, and make sure the instructor is a strict person. With constant work-out you only need some months to burn those fats off.

MY EXPERIENCE:

I remember that day just like it was yesterday and shit happened on a week day. This was during my service year in Ogun state. I woke up, took my breakfast and as usual drank a lot of water before heading to my place of primary assignment. On my way I got a call about an issue at home which needed my attention, hence I changed direction and headed to the park. Big mistake.

It took a while for the bus to get filled but after ten minutes of taking off, I started feeling the pressure to pee. Every now and then I had to squeeze my thighs together or shake them to take the edge off the urge to pee. The bumps during the journey made it even harder for me.

Of course you know how the journey is from Ogun to Lagos. Every minute the pressure tends to increase and I keep pressing it back. after like an hour we got to Anthony which wasn't my last stop, however I asked the driver I wanted to get off.

As I got off the bus I noticed I couldn't stand erect because of the pain in my bladder I started to panic a little bit because I was desperate to pee by now and I know I wouldn't dare do it anywhere (all thanks to Fashola task forces who can be in plain uniforms). I was finding it very difficult to walk and had to do it very slowly, with sweats all over my face.

Like five minutes later and I was almost in tears. I had to pee so badly. I found myself walking down the sloppy hill under the bridge trying to look for the nearest dark spot. I was really tightly holding my pee in with my hand. I went over a bump and a spurt of pee came out. I managed to stop the flow and it actually took the edge off my urge to pee. Just then I saw two men who were obviously mechanics having a chat. I slowly walked up to them and after greeting I asked them, with plea in my face to show me where I can pee. From the look in my face they saw what I was going through and quickly pointed to a corner.

Even at that I couldn't run. I had to still walk slowly, meanwhile during this few minutes my crotch throbbed so much from the desperate urge to pee and on every throb a small bit of pee leaked out. The throbs were so constant I pretty much was peeing myself but only a tiny bit at a time.

When I finally got there I peed solidly and violently, and what a relieve it was afterwards............pheew!!!

Meeeeehn I will never ever try it again in my life. Has anyone had a similar encounter? please share.

[quote author=kandiikane post=27383186]How is it one sided when you are the one who told her not to approach? Why because she has a va.gina? she likes someone and wondering why he doesnt talk to
her yet she is adviced to not approach him to know what's up? Stup!d[/quote

And I bet you are one of those guys who waits for a girl you like to approach you all because you don't have the gut? I wonder who wooed who between you and your partner? I wont be surprised if she did the wooing

kandiikane:
Lol this is how people miss the man God has sent for their future.

If he is God sent, don't you think she too is a God sent to him too? One sided thinker

darnley16:
your Analysis is wrong and at the same time Unfortunate, 1) "in the west" do you think everything that happens in the movies is what is? , ponder about that question a bit , it depends on who has the courage to meet who first, its not necessarily because you stay in the west that abruptly gives you courage to tell a guy you like her, and
2) "Too bad We are Africans". What exactly do you think this word mean, I'll say you meant , Too Bad YOU are African' as I said earlier it is not. Because of where u stay you cannot tell a guy you like him,its not because ure African, Black, White, coloured or whatever, it depends on the person not race or territorial boundries, hey lady wake up! Were in the 21st century, nobody cares if you ask a guy out or not , Nigerians have other bussiness to talk about than you telling a guy you like him, and who knows mayb he was waiting for you to set the first pace,,, FYI, not all Men ask out the girl they like out, it makes the whole deal easier , if you walk up to him and tell him how you feel, HMmm no wonder most Nigerians marry who they don't love and they keep saying because we arnt in the west,,,,Life is too short, enjoy it now , its not like anybody will make it out Alive?!!!

To be honest I didn't get any point from all you just said. And i'll still repeat it: Its not our culture for women to woo guys (where is your location by the way)? You talk like you don't understand what is obtainable here in Nigeria. Whether she has courage or not, the best she can do is try and break into a conversation with him and not a direct approach as you mentioned.
Secondly, yes ''too bad we are Africans'' in the sense that our culture frowns at a woman making the approach. You talk about the 21st Century and saying nobody cares! And you think that's a reason people get married to who they don't love? give me a break!!! your points are that of a person who probably left the continent after birth and returned as an adult.

emperorchedda:
Its very imperative you don't be the dumpee, trust me its gonna hurt your pride. But again, a guy is never dumped. Why? I don't see a girl telling me she's dumped me after I've satisfied my sexual desire with her times without number, I mean, I've seen you in and out and there's absolutely nothing left in you anymore for me to explore so why will I get hurt for you not wanting me anymore? Its like giving me a go-ahead to explore new places I haven't.

Some girls are better at satisfaction mind you? i'm sure you are gonna miss that one.

shior! playing the Michael Jackson scene with a female fan....................walking away. I'm not into naija songs in the first place

msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally and wanna be friends with him , I don't think further than that or maybe I do, and oh! He has a favorite girl in our venue , he walks mostly with only her ,u hardly even catch walking with guys its either only him or her. So what's your take on this people, please no harsh comments ,a sister is just sharing her feelings. Thanks.

If you were in the West you would have approached him, but too bad we are Africans. I'll advise you don't make yourself look desperate for his attention as It would send the wrong message and in turn might not really believe you. Hence I suggest you keep your cool. Keep your standard. If he likes you, he should be man enough to at least have a conversation with you.

This is how I would define dumping: you are dating Dangote's daughter and you tell her "I'm breaking up with you". Yeah that's the real definition of to dump someone.

Eastherbunny:
Mature people go into relationship so if there is there is differences along the line the path ways.
I don't see why people call it Dumping.

Kindly give it a name then