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if u eat inside d pot, heavy rain will fall on ur wedding day....smh#

Ogene dou by Frank Edward

After so much nags at him nd was expectin him to just walk away, he lookd at me In d eyes nd said ''Ebi I can only luv u more'' I just melted...ooops! It was jes a romantic Lie jawe! Cos he has stoped lovin me

berryice: Well mine wuz not my first bf,its abt my first luv,I rilly luved him,went 2 see him in uniport wit my last moni,buh he wuz forming busy bee,wen 2 9t klass 2 read nd left me all alone in his room,I cried lyk a baby,wen I left he stoped kallin me,I jst adviced mysef,dah he dosnt lyk me,nd I wux single 4 a year ,kos he his my first luv,mayb kos he his a medicine std he wuz forming busy*rubbish*am grown naw,dnt tink abt him,even wen I saw him,we jst talked normal as fwends,no hard feelings,buh his room its damn classy sha,evrytin soft

Smh for u, of all its jes his classy room u could tnk about, no luv or care frm him!

I had all d pains already before d breakup, so d breakup was more of a relief dan pain, though at a time I felt, it was goin to be a whole hell for me to quit, bt I took d bold step, missed our old gud times for sm days, den later found myslf stronger nd happier....

;DOr maybe d comedienne wasnt popular enough for d ursher, probably if it were genevive or tonto dikeh, d usher would have left dem to seat at d front....so churches nowadays is a gud as an igbo man's shop. If u are properly dressed wif a befitting car, dey would so give u a warm welcome, bt if u look like a messanger, dey would keep close watch at u, to ensure dat u dont steal anyfn frm d shop...

Maybe if princess had a heavy envelope wif her, with tithe boldly written on it, d usher would have offered her d pastor's seat...if it was annoused previousely dat single ladies shouldnt seat at d front, den she wouldnt have passed her bounds, nd if she wasnt properly dressed, she wouldnt have been bold enough to make her experience public, by tweeting it, cos she knws she would face d worst critics...so church is nt d pastors house, it was built by collective offerings of d members, so no one should choose where anyone would seat.

Beside, blue trouser, black nd carton colour like brown, ı cant be caught wearing anyother colour of jeans nd jergins.....nd for tops, any colour dat looks cool goes, ı hate flashy dress though.

Someone, about 37 is proposing, nd am 22, though he looks under 30sha...is d age difference way too much?

Dont underestimate ur instinct, follow ur heart...nd never think of pleasing every one!

Beside going to d gym, what else can one D̶̲̥̅̊φ to keep slim

He is always too careful to offend me, so ı try nd bring up somthing for us to quarrel about, it gets me bored, wen we just go expressely without having issues...but ı dont let him plead for too long before forgiving him.

Fynist: all this when you are broke? As you are okay now. What do you eat? banana flavored Kulikuli?

hahahahahahah, ı beg help me ask am......*smh* for naira land

Pls ı luv my present shape, but ı want to knw ow ı could prevent being fat in future or after birth.

oluchi jud: . (if ua a nigerian)... I thought nutrition education is supposed 2 encourage indegenous foods or food sources.. U can't list so many 4reign vegetables n expect pple 2 learn or gain 4rm wateva msg ua tryin 2 pass across.. Y not go make research on more indegenous foods and stop copying n pasting 4rm American Food Guides..

u just spoke my mind.

Came back frm church around 10:30pm, calld my ex if he had eaten, he said no, ı had to warm d food in my house, trekd about an hour around 11:30 no bike...nd my school can be very treatening after 9.pm. I riskd it down to his lodge, d bi..tch jes pickd d fish nd meat in d food, nd abadoned d food, nt knwing dat he had already eaten, he jst lied to me dat he has nt eaten. I would buy things for myslf, nd pretend to my friends dat he bought dem for me, gave him my bb, nd took his small fone, just to make pple believe dat he own it.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Who dash monkey banana?

The range rover must be the 1985 model. . . You get luck to see buyer for the scrap sha. [/color]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha bad mouths in NL. U guys are bunch of fun!

Feeling as sad as it happened fresh. Rip

Akshow: mine was terrible. It was during my third year in the university. I was stayin in this face me i face you students off campus crib. My neibo then, we call him prof was goin out wit one sugar mummy. She must be close to fifty and she comes regularly to crash in his room. That fateful day, another neibo came into my room that mornin and dragged me out into the compound. Thinkin it was only prof in his room, we started the normal yabbin of each other while standin at prof's window. The other guy brought up prof's matter and was like 'you no notice say prof de fat this day' me and my Big mouth come carry the talk blow out of proportion. I say e easy to de bang old woman? Abi you no know say she go de replenish prof blood for bangin her condemn p...sy. And some very other nasty joke. We de there de talk Na im madam open prof curtain, look us, say Una well done. I almost died of mbarasment. This is a woman we always hail, wey go cook come for boys. Na so i kneel Down begin beg sisi mama. Can't forget that day

ı can imagine..dat would be d most embarrasing day for d woman as well...ı cant just stop laffing.

Yomieluv: Why now,being Ex doesn't mean you should be sworn enemy of each other. I can be of help to my Ex,on the condition that she aint a Nigeria girl,Nigeria Girls are useless animals,I would rather tear the money than give those basterds called Nigeria girls.

ı can imagine ow useless ur animalistic mother was before she got married to ur father......Morons like you should should learn nt to generalise insults idiot...

New era of ıssuer ınnoperatıve, atm out of servıce, etc...d securıty me would almost nt allow one wıthout dat partıcular bank's atm to wıthdra wen there ıs crowd....dats wen u wıll see bank dıscrımınatıon.

I would feel hurt...but an optımıst lıke me would belıeve D guy left at d 11th hour so a better person can come nd take hıs place..some thıngs we regret sometımes turns out to be d reason why we should be thankful...

claremont: Let's not blame the Nigerian police for anything, they are a part of a system that is broken. Tell me, what incentive is there for a Nigerian policeman to risk his life for anyone?!

yea u are rıght, as a matter of fact so many pple go ınto d polıce force as a result of frustratıon or as a result of nt gettıng a job. Nd ıts nt so easy for a polıce man to start runnıng ınto a battle fıeld jst lıke dat, wen he knws he could loose hıs lıfe,just ımagıne d polıce dat was kılled durıng d gun battle wıf d armedrubbers..so lets put less blame on polıce..they have dıa lıfes nd they have famıly too..ıts God dat ıs d chıef securıty.

solidbroda: It seems you are a newbie in Lagos or Nigeria as a whole. Anything from 6pm till dawn, u are on your own. Even, daily robberies we still have and yet you said you love the night. I'm sure you have not learnt your lessons yet, probably if you have ur legs amputated to keep u alive, then maybe you will learn. Nature has warned you enof, and I'm pretty sure its time you keep ur heard low for a while unless you are finally tired of ur gifted life.

foolısh talk! What of those pple dat were attacked rıght ınsıde thıer house!eıther u stay out late or nt what would be would be ıts just God dat save, so stop soundıng ıke one of those heartless robbers

[quote author=oyb]please ban this riff raff animal - sounds like one of the criminals [/quot just spoke ma mınd now

kenono: Oya e don do, no be him own pass joor, we are all human beings, he didn't overcome the temptation and in my opinion, it doesn't make him the worst sinner.

On the contrary, e get people wey God flash, dem come think say na call. [center][/center]

lol

Kslib: And yet some people still think pastors are better than them,or have an upper hand.. This same pastor will dress up,eat better food and come to the pulpit to preach "thou shall not steal" and the congregation will shout "halleluyah"
There is no pastor on earth that will make me feel like i have to pass through him before communicating with GOD..
I know somebody on this thread will shout "END TIME"..
Dont be surprised if this pastor says something like "the holy spirit told me to bring the gadgets for configuration"

. LWKMD Nothıng ınterests me on Naıraland, than some people's comment.NL has got loads of funny pple

Mısbeautıful

hmmm... God iz diz d end of d world??

Take heart