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donstan18:
Nice foul J5

Na so

Sarr is too poor on that wing abeg...

Ok

Mountinho ...I hail you my hoy

donstan18:
Nice strike J5

Na so

Oh my jorginho

Uniquisite:
4.2.2.2.2. Man U don suffer oooo

Dead club

He trained tuchel.
He was klop's form master.
He was guardiolar's game prefect.
He taught Joachim low health and physical studies.
He coached mourinho in social studies, archeology and tourism.
He was bielsa's headmaster.
He invented the 4/2/22 formation(and was bundled out of fa cup by Middlesbrough on the date 4/2/22).
Yen yen yen yen yen yen yen

Mourinho have long been exonerated.
You had a world class coach and instead listening to him, DNA make you dey reason with ex players blabbing about culture,united way and DNA buulshiit. Ah ah!!!! Man utd don fall like grandma boobi.

OJURONGBE1:
If dem born them well, make dem no carry the world club cup come back

Wetin you go do wey pas ranting from facebook-whatsapp-nairaland-twitter-beer palor-bet9ja shop-restaurant and back to nairaland. If them born you well ,go stop them from receiving alerts of their weekly wages.

Good morning scummies.
How are you doing.?
Are you feeling okay?

Jorgimount suffer them. Their tears sweet pas when you dey spy who dey fvvvck. European best ndi uwa

hensben:
We will be signing Tchouameni, Dembele or raphinha, Rice and Kounde during summer. Barkley, Jorginho and Saul will be moved on.

Jorginho ain't going nowhere..you think say tuchel dey reason like you?. We fit bet if you doubt sef

KingTom:
"You're old enough to fucķ, you're old enough to know, nobody gives a fucķ, YOUR WAHALA NA YOUR OWN... For this world, wetin you sow you must to reap, na two thing na hin I talk, WE NO DEY CHOP FOR WHERE WE SHÎT..."


Completely relatable lyrics

Brymo I guess

afrodoc2:
Just listened to the audio.

This one go hard for Greenwood small.

Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Jazz must be real.

Shebi I tell una say jazz dey real sir.
Egbon raumD come see ooo

If you born pikin wey wan be mason, make sure say you name am mount,not greenwood.
No discipline in old trashford. LA Cobham LA special.

Kilishihunter:
Probably because all those coaches favour possession football and feel his passing recycling and tempo would help the team, Benitez didn't feature him regularly in the Napoli lineup before sarri happened, Jorginho has been playing for Italy before Mancini yet Conte snubbed him for euro 2016

So do you mean that jorginho is good in maintaining possession. Recycling passes and controlling the tempo of the game?..
Simple yes or no

Tuchel is stupid for benching elite defenders just to accommodate jorginho who is a useless player. For refusing to sign other Dms like horjbeg and the rest just because of useless jorginho.
Mancini is daft for using a spinless jorginho instead of other gwadangwa,rugged DMs that Italy has in excess
Sarri is a fool for adoring this guy.
Uefa is mad for giving this useless player an award ahead of other elite midfielders.
Funny that these world class coaches I mentioned value jorginho and a nairaland analyst who can't even coach his village team during christmas league calls him useless .
Jorginho ain't world class ,yea. But useless? Fvvvck y'all haterz

PrinceofAgoAre:
Oh.. I just knew limerick was on here. Didnt know about blaqbone.. Lemme go check em linez out.

Blaq had several rap battles back then.
Many are still there. He was too good with words then. I would even say that he has regressed currently compared to who he was then.

PrinceofAgoAre:
Bt this guy signed to olamide's ybnl label was/is on nairaland..



limerick..

Limerick and blaqbonez was popular in the music section few years ago... You can still find their freestyles and posts in the rap section

BikeMan:
So 2 then. Which one do you think you have a good chance of winning?

Take it easy on him man.. He is an old king for crying out loud.

Oasis007:
Rangnick: "Today we showed similar problems the team had three or four weeks ago before I arrived. It is not an easy job to develop a DNA with and without the ball. The game today showed there are still quite a few steps to."

Another DNA bullshiiit.
Ole pro max...I love this man already

raumdeuter:
Thank you guys have a prosperous 2022

ebukacute and erusen did you get my tmessage?

Not yet ..I have forwarded your my details via email boss
I dey wait abeg...
I hail u in advance

OAM4J:


This actually got me laughing out really hard! Good one!

The fact that we are angry with our manager, board or some players no mean say we wan sell our club for 3 bottles of beer, Origin, a pack of Benson and a low budget olosho, come dey support one yeye Hitler Club. Abeg no gain jare.

How about I wire you $1000 and you curse that your Hitler Club not to achieve any meaningful thing in the next 5 years. Go to Church during the cross-over night prayers, pray fervently for Arsenal to dominate Europe in the next 3 years (With Video Evidence).... DEAL?

Wire me $500 make I knack Chelsea beta curse and do 3 days fasting for arsenal to dominate Europe as jara.
You fit prize my offer oo... I'm open to negotiations

raumdeuter:
The year is running to an end. In all this has been a good year for me

With its own challenges. Health, financial, personal, At the end it turned out to be a great year actually one of the best ones ever. I have had cause to be thankful and looking forward to a better 2022

I also reached a landmark age some months back

In the spirit of the season, I will be doing giveaway to 10 users who are active on the sports(European football) section. The first 10 users to send an email to wraumdeuter@gmail.com will get a small amount from me between now and end of the year

When sending the email, include your name, bank details, moniker and club you support. Your NL account must be older than 3months and actively posting (This is to prevent people creating sock accounts or using multiple backup accounts)

If you feel comfortable with recharge card or phone data load instead of Bank account(for privacy and security reasons) I no wan hear say na ramdeuter wey you give account number make your money miss, you can put your phone number

For fun factor, you must wish Bayern Munich wins the CL for the next 3 seasons while placing a powerful curse on your team to remain trophyless IN CAPITAL LETTERS. If you want your recharge quicker increase the intensity and hotness of your curse on your club and coach
Best response gets priority

I have multiple babalawos on standby courtesy of ebukacute and segedinho to sanction this

Also to celebrate Chelsea's dropped point.

Note Its only for those based in Nigeria o. Cos na very small amount only for 3 bottles of beer, 1 Origin and 1 pack of Benson. Change fit remain for short time if you enter better rugged lungu

Clear road for egbon!!!!!! Happy birthday boss.
Waya consultation fee maka babalawo start work shapperly . 3.1.8.5.2.1.2.6.7.9.....ogbonna Michael chukwuebuka

Finally, Newcastle get to know how to play small teams like them.. That's what they need to survive

nitrogen:
There was no honeymoon. That’s what is paining me.

After the first match that you guys won,

postdigger:
Wtf

Oga do your job....dig out their posts during raufass okorocha's honeymoon

Tuchel and klopp do apprenticeship for my hand... Yen yen yen

Newcastle dropped another two points against man urinated? #Edihoweout

We are back fc

Merry Christmas blues.
May this light that is celebrated today shine in our lives in Jesus name...
Who go do Xmas for me nah make I drop aza abeg