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raumdeuter:
Segedinho ebukacute

come chop this free money and use it to buy Chelsea

https://www.nairaland.com/7039850/nigerian-change-into-cat-get

Egbon leeme alone, I dey H

nihilistjnr:
The hilarity of a oiled naked man in a bow tie calling someone an attention seeking whöre.

I mean bruv, your profile picture is basically an advert for male prostitution

Jesuuus!!!!!

tesppidd:


But seriously what's with this grasping at straws?

Are we now going to define Messi's legacy based on games played against Real Madrid?

Not;
*Ballon dors.
*Golden balls.
*Golden boots.
*Club trophies.
*International trophies.
*Goals and Assists.

This is like trolling Rafael Nadal for losing many games against Novak Djokovic while ignoring his 23 Grand Slams....

Nor be juju be that?

I am just a messenger of the gods sir

Kilishihunter:
No problem Dibia, Enjoy yaself

Hahahaha... Me dibia?... Onye nkogheri

I am just an ordinary messanger please. Nobody should declare vayolence on me.

Na so I see am for fbk oo

eddie7:
There's still hope ahead ..I refuse to give up

Hope uzodimma

Anybody that wants to market any of the old cargos mentioned above should state his age so that his curse would be allocated to him shapperly and accordingly.

Kloppo:
But but he will pay WAEC for all students....he will recruit 90million youths to the army,feed them corn and agbado in the morning,cassava in the afternoon to fight insurgency and thieves like that guy con dey clap for am

Fooools

Leprosy will catch any hand that votes for tinubu,atiku and the rest old cargos just for their stomach's sake. Leprosy+incurable STD if that person is a youth.

Before the end of this season dey gea go concieve reach 1 thousand

King kai modafukn havertz

Tuchel don para for havertz... What's wrong with that guy sef

Mountinho!!

You can call us binary FC or drawchester urinated

Shey our outstanding reach 5 abi

Havertz10:
Morning scummies

Stop this torture abeg

hensben:
Chelsea can’t be parading a heavy striker with poor technically.

Yes I didn't doubt it. But seriously man, you need to be reading arguments thoroughly before saying a word. It will save you from being called hensbrain. Don't thank me for this advice

Arinzebalagaaaaaa

Ziyech Onye egwu

Ziyech is truely a wizard

hensben:
Alonso wasn’t sign for 90m. Alonso won with us epl and FA cup as a starter.

Simple and short oga hen,does he celebrate goal scored after playing rubbish or not? Did I doubt any of yours statements above? Don't force me to call you ......

Havertz10:
havertz is a flop?

Yes. He didn't live up to expectations so he flopped,same with lukaku.

hensben:
Why will he celebrate when he is playing rubbish. Abrahimovich should offload him at the end of the season.

Alonso celebrates all his goals like a mad man. Doesn't he play rubbish too?

Havertz10:
nobody send his barren scalp

I send ... Your hate too much. He never even flop reach havertz level sir

Rudeigga just bulied marega

Lukaku no even celebrate... The beef don reach that level?

Lukakuuuuuuu.... Havertz I love you. More of that boy

Real summit is showing it.

Havertz10:
the way people were hyping his strokes, I was disappointed when I watched it, that's a regular Saturday morning for most guys, the ones that are impressed by it should be ashamed of themselves

The saliva bit was disgusting

that style goes well sha...

Maximilan:
Sometimes I imagine my daughter or sister in that girls position and how I’ll react

Hahahahahaha .....no be small thing... Oxlade will blow as a porn star