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He trained tuchel.
He was klop's form master.
He was guardiolar's game prefect.
He taught Joachim low health and physical studies.
He coached mourinho in social studies, archeology and tourism.
He was bielsa's headmaster.
He invented the 4/2/22 formation(and was bundled out of fa cup by Middlesbrough on the date 4/2/22).
Yen yen yen yen yen yen yen

Mourinho have long been exonerated.
You had a world class coach and instead listening to him, DNA make you dey reason with ex players blabbing about culture,united way and DNA buulshiit. Ah ah!!!! Man utd don fall like grandma boobi.

OJURONGBE1:
If dem born them well, make dem no carry the world club cup come back

Wetin you go do wey pas ranting from facebook-whatsapp-nairaland-twitter-beer palor-bet9ja shop-restaurant and back to nairaland. If them born you well ,go stop them from receiving alerts of their weekly wages.

Good morning scummies.
How are you doing.?
Are you feeling okay?

Jorgimount suffer them. Their tears sweet pas when you dey spy who dey fvvvck. European best ndi uwa

hensben:
We will be signing Tchouameni, Dembele or raphinha, Rice and Kounde during summer. Barkley, Jorginho and Saul will be moved on.

Jorginho ain't going nowhere..you think say tuchel dey reason like you?. We fit bet if you doubt sef

KingTom:
"You're old enough to fucķ, you're old enough to know, nobody gives a fucķ, YOUR WAHALA NA YOUR OWN... For this world, wetin you sow you must to reap, na two thing na hin I talk, WE NO DEY CHOP FOR WHERE WE SHÎT..."


Completely relatable lyrics

Brymo I guess

afrodoc2:
Just listened to the audio.

This one go hard for Greenwood small.

Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Jazz must be real.

Shebi I tell una say jazz dey real sir.
Egbon raumD come see ooo

If you born pikin wey wan be mason, make sure say you name am mount,not greenwood.
No discipline in old trashford. LA Cobham LA special.

Kilishihunter:
Probably because all those coaches favour possession football and feel his passing recycling and tempo would help the team, Benitez didn't feature him regularly in the Napoli lineup before sarri happened, Jorginho has been playing for Italy before Mancini yet Conte snubbed him for euro 2016

So do you mean that jorginho is good in maintaining possession. Recycling passes and controlling the tempo of the game?..
Simple yes or no

Tuchel is stupid for benching elite defenders just to accommodate jorginho who is a useless player. For refusing to sign other Dms like horjbeg and the rest just because of useless jorginho.
Mancini is daft for using a spinless jorginho instead of other gwadangwa,rugged DMs that Italy has in excess
Sarri is a fool for adoring this guy.
Uefa is mad for giving this useless player an award ahead of other elite midfielders.
Funny that these world class coaches I mentioned value jorginho and a nairaland analyst who can't even coach his village team during christmas league calls him useless .
Jorginho ain't world class ,yea. But useless? Fvvvck y'all haterz

PrinceofAgoAre:
Oh.. I just knew limerick was on here. Didnt know about blaqbone.. Lemme go check em linez out.

Blaq had several rap battles back then.
Many are still there. He was too good with words then. I would even say that he has regressed currently compared to who he was then.

PrinceofAgoAre:
Bt this guy signed to olamide's ybnl label was/is on nairaland..



limerick..

Limerick and blaqbonez was popular in the music section few years ago... You can still find their freestyles and posts in the rap section

BikeMan:
So 2 then. Which one do you think you have a good chance of winning?

Take it easy on him man.. He is an old king for crying out loud.

Oasis007:
Rangnick: "Today we showed similar problems the team had three or four weeks ago before I arrived. It is not an easy job to develop a DNA with and without the ball. The game today showed there are still quite a few steps to."

Another DNA bullshiiit.
Ole pro max...I love this man already

raumdeuter:
Thank you guys have a prosperous 2022

ebukacute and erusen did you get my tmessage?

Not yet ..I have forwarded your my details via email boss
I dey wait abeg...
I hail u in advance

OAM4J:


This actually got me laughing out really hard! Good one!

The fact that we are angry with our manager, board or some players no mean say we wan sell our club for 3 bottles of beer, Origin, a pack of Benson and a low budget olosho, come dey support one yeye Hitler Club. Abeg no gain jare.

How about I wire you $1000 and you curse that your Hitler Club not to achieve any meaningful thing in the next 5 years. Go to Church during the cross-over night prayers, pray fervently for Arsenal to dominate Europe in the next 3 years (With Video Evidence).... DEAL?

Wire me $500 make I knack Chelsea beta curse and do 3 days fasting for arsenal to dominate Europe as jara.
You fit prize my offer oo... I'm open to negotiations

raumdeuter:
The year is running to an end. In all this has been a good year for me

With its own challenges. Health, financial, personal, At the end it turned out to be a great year actually one of the best ones ever. I have had cause to be thankful and looking forward to a better 2022

I also reached a landmark age some months back

In the spirit of the season, I will be doing giveaway to 10 users who are active on the sports(European football) section. The first 10 users to send an email to wraumdeuter@gmail.com will get a small amount from me between now and end of the year

When sending the email, include your name, bank details, moniker and club you support. Your NL account must be older than 3months and actively posting (This is to prevent people creating sock accounts or using multiple backup accounts)

If you feel comfortable with recharge card or phone data load instead of Bank account(for privacy and security reasons) I no wan hear say na ramdeuter wey you give account number make your money miss, you can put your phone number

For fun factor, you must wish Bayern Munich wins the CL for the next 3 seasons while placing a powerful curse on your team to remain trophyless IN CAPITAL LETTERS. If you want your recharge quicker increase the intensity and hotness of your curse on your club and coach
Best response gets priority

I have multiple babalawos on standby courtesy of ebukacute and segedinho to sanction this

Also to celebrate Chelsea's dropped point.

Note Its only for those based in Nigeria o. Cos na very small amount only for 3 bottles of beer, 1 Origin and 1 pack of Benson. Change fit remain for short time if you enter better rugged lungu

Clear road for egbon!!!!!! Happy birthday boss.
Waya consultation fee maka babalawo start work shapperly . 3.1.8.5.2.1.2.6.7.9.....ogbonna Michael chukwuebuka

Finally, Newcastle get to know how to play small teams like them.. That's what they need to survive

nitrogen:
There was no honeymoon. That’s what is paining me.

After the first match that you guys won,

postdigger:
Wtf

Oga do your job....dig out their posts during raufass okorocha's honeymoon

Tuchel and klopp do apprenticeship for my hand... Yen yen yen

Newcastle dropped another two points against man urinated? #Edihoweout

We are back fc

Merry Christmas blues.
May this light that is celebrated today shine in our lives in Jesus name...
Who go do Xmas for me nah make I drop aza abeg

Merry Xmas FAM...
Ahbeg ma money I need since I no see shishi to use travel go village....I wan cook rice and meat chop.
3185212679.... Ogbonna Michael chukwuebuka

popizaino:
There is no hate there,I am only stating it the way it happened. Honestly, if some of you ever played even five aside before you would realise Jorginho isn't special. What is so special about giving the nearest man the ball even if the nearest man was in danger? Saul was raising his head up all the time and finding every free teammate which is the hallmark of a good DMF and CMF and I have never seen jorginho doing this and you say I am hating. Until jorginho begins to do take charge of every player on the field he would still be the useless player I have always known him to be.

Let's even pretend or assume that jorginho is what you just described up there,so the penalty wey he sabi play no dey useful to Chelsea? ...Oga you hate him.so this current Saul that just did well in one match according to you since he was signed(with no goal,no assist) is suddenly what a useful dmf or CMF should be but chelsea's last season highest goal scorer,penalty taker,European best player,is useless since his Chelsea carrier.... I'm sorry sir e be like say this your hatred don't dey choke us

Havertz10:
jorginho isn't a brit, colonial servitude doesn't apply

i wish say i strong sha. I supoz dey beat some of una for hia

Ibime:
At least Hojberg has 2 league titles to his name

How many points will Italy get from 2nd round against Austria to final if match ended at 90 mins? Someone said parking bus cannot work for league, only cups, you went to bring Italy Euros as counter-argument

Boss see eh..better sapa hold me I no get strenght to go further with you everybody here knows you hate jorginho, I no fit convince you to see anything good about him. He is not even one of my bests, my own be say make una no use hate kill am,he is doing his best for us.

popizaino:
Saul impressed me with yesterday performance more than Jorginho ever did to me in his entire Chelsea career but even at that he should still head back to Atletico Madrid. Don't come and deceive me because January is fast approaching, we give you the chance to stay now and you return back to your default settling.

Oga popi Saul's yesterday performance impressed you more than jorginho ever did all his entire Chelsea carrier?
Brethren this is pure hate mehn.... If na havertz10 talk something like this on mount mata, una go dey give am left, right hot hot. Wetin be the difference now sir

Shukusheka:
The only similar thing between Conte and Tuchel's formation is they both play 3 at the back, every other thing is different. The style of play is different, the way they press is different, the set-up is different, even the formation is different.

E no concern me... Boss said 343 can't win u EPL, conte and I said no. Any other amala turning na your business

Ibime:
Can you win league by parking bus and waiting for penalties? Receive sense. Jogginghoe can never win league in a competitive league. He will soon be 31 with no league title to his name.

Sir you said same thing before we carried champions league. Conte used same formation to win league. Your oga hojgerg haven't achieved quarter of what jorginho has achieved.
I'm not trying to hype jorginho or overrate him but the truth is that y'all hate him for no just reason. E no make sense sir