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It's not your comments here that will win election for apc in 2015. Election will be rigged, mark my words! Gej has already won even before the election. Gej isn't bothered because preparations for rigging has been completed. His camp is only trying to paint a picture of concern, but deep inside there are very confident. In this system, you can never unseat the incumbent president, even obj knows. Stop wasting your time my people. |
Totally true! I am not attracted to slim girls. |
I used the legendary ebola line today and it worked like magic! I and the babe I just met got talking and laughing like we've known for years. I told her she must have drank a gallon of salt and water and bath a drum. She laughed and told me her funny ebola story. At a point she even said I should get her number that she'll soon enter the next taxi(I met her at a bus stop). I got her number and she told me her name when I joked if I should save her number as HIV. I've never had that easy mehn. |
Hi guys, this is a classic line I just came up with..it's legendary. You: I'm ebola, can I meet you? You smile when you say this. Make sure you are well groomed. You get to talk about ebola without mentioning your name and make interesting gist from the whole ebola story. You guys will rapport well that when you'll ask for her number she'll easily give you. |
Nice work op, there's something I think you've missed. without this thing, all the lines and game play in the world won't get you any girl. It is GROOMING! Guys clean up! You don't need to be handsome but just be well groomed. Have a neat hair-cut every weekend, shave your armpit, ur groin area and ur a*s hole, cut your nails short, brush after every meal. If you have stuff on your teeth, get a new razor ask someone to help you clear those stuff carefully or possibly visit a dentist. I do visit a dentist once a year for teeth washing, it's just 5k. Wash your shirts and apply starch before ironing. Wear well ironed clothes and neat ones at all times when you are going out. Cut your toe nails. Don't use excessive perfumes, deodorant is just okay. Some people may find ur perfume. Irritating. Shower anytime you comeback home sweating. If you have acne try and treat them. You don't need to have money but if you follow this tip you'll look fresh. I forgot to add you should try to wear neat undies at all times. Some of the reasons girls turn you down is because of your hygiene. Mouth odour is common among guys pls brush your tongue as long as possible to eliminate that. You can as well get mouth pef. Also note that once you approach a babe, smile!!!! Even before you say a word. |
You've corrected the impression I had about you with this post. Kudos Bro. I am not being desperate, I'm being blunt. Sometimes you've got to hit the nail on its head. Akwa ibom is a very peaceful and loving place. Welcome to Akwa ibom Bro, looking forward to meeting you in person. SirElaw:You've corrected the impression I had about you with this post. Kudos Bro. I am not being desperate, I'm being blunt. Sometimes you've got to hit the nail on its head. Akwa ibom is a very peaceful and loving place. Welcome to Akwa ibom Bro, looking forward to meeting you in person. |
Hello ladies I am hiding somewhere to type this write up. This is because I am being pursued by scores of angry wealthy young bachelors who are furious over my insistence on leaking these hidden secrets to you all. I have chosen to leak these secrets because if I don’t take care of my single female friends, who else will? My dear young lady do you want to get married to a rich man? I am asking you this question because i want us to be on the same page. Oh your answer is a big Yes!? You believe that love is overrated. You know that getting married to the love of your life only happens in the movies. You agree with the cliché that it is far better to cry inside the comfortable and plush interior of a luxurious Porsche cayenne than to laugh inside a rickety taxi or a crampy keke tricycle. There is an adage that says if you come from a poor family background it is not your fault but if you choose to marry a poor man, you are totally to blame. So you are a sensible lady who wants a man that is financially stable and who can provide for all your needs. You belong to the “no finance, no romance” school of thought. I mulled over this topic while drinking a bottle of my favourite soft drink brand and came up with the following strategies that which if carefully implemented will result in you walking down the aisle arm in arm, grinning from ear to ear with a rich and handsome man this year. 1) The Packaging strategy If you stand in front of a shelf in a super market and you see two products lying on the shelf, one with a shiny package while the other with a drab package. Which one will attract your attention first? The shiny one of course! The crux of the matter is that rich men like me*pats wad of mint dollars in his pocket affectionately* are attracted to ladies who are sound and complete in the major facets of their life. You have to package yourself well to get attention. Your packaging begins with your physical appearance. Why do you ladies think that a semi nude dressing will attract a man to marry you? Sorry to burst your bubble, the truth is that rich and handsome men are all looking for classy and responsible ladies as wives. When you dress in a way that displays all your “assets” to the public, you will only get ogled by lusty eyes. The rich bachelors that you are looking for may stare at you and initiate contact but none of them will have the remote thought of putting a ring on your finger. The attraction will only be shallow because the name of that farming implement used for weeding will always be plastered all over your face. You will only be a side chick good only for a roll in the haystack every now and then. You don’t want to be a side chick, you want to be the main chick, a Mrs with a stable family, don’t you? So think, do you still want to buy that same outfit worn by Amber rose during the last Mtv music video awards? Your face is a major component of your packaging strategy. Try and smile more often for Pete sake! All these frowns and poker faces you keep putting up ain’t helping matters. Grab your make up kit and apply five layers of pancake to further enhance your looks. How do you talk? Do you talk at the top of your voice? Can you keep secrets? Do you have good table manners? Do you chew chewing gum noisily? Do you blow the gum into a balloon in public places…..No? Wait….What’s that in your mouth? A chewing gum? I have caught you! Get rid of it and please don’t stick it under the seat or table. You don’t know if that rich dude is looking at you right now. How is your body carriage and posturing? Are you physically fit? I don’t get it, why do ladies walk around these days with big bellies even when they ain’t pregnant. If you are one of such, you’d better hit the gym fast. Apart from the gist that Joan Rivers of fashion police on E! is dead, can you hold intelligent conversations on other topics? All these and more are the different aspects of packaging that you must work on to have a complete package that will compel that rich bachelor to get down on his knees to propose. 2) The Damsel In Distress strategy We might not admit it but every man has a secret fantasy of being the Knight in shiny armour rushing into the scene in the nick of time to rescue his lady from destruction. When a man claims to be in love, he will take over the battles of the lady that he loves. The knight in shiny armour expression has its origin in the medieval times when young men rode on horses and acted as heroic rescuers of their love interests, sometimes not hesitating to use their swords to inflict damage and death on anyone who troubled their lovers. It is now being used figuratively as a romantic gesture in our modern times. My dear young lady, a rich bachelor would do anything for you with all the resources at his disposal if only you can activate his “knight in shiny armour” personality. In this case you want him to notice you and to marry you but first of all you have to be in a distressed condition for this to work. There are many distressed conditions that you can be in. You have to simulate one that will get his attention instantly. Think. Have you seen that rich Adonis that you want to marry? If you have not, you have to be in a gathering where there are many rich eligible bachelors to select your pick. You should know that the damsel in distress strategy only works in the presence of the knight. Now, the easiest distress condition that you can simulate is to slip and fall flat on your face before your knight. Yes I am serious. Dearie have you read the book “She stoops to conquer” by Oliver goldsmith? Oh you havent’t? You skipped literature classes back in secondary school?*sighs*. In this case you are not stooping to conquer, you are falling to conquer! Now you are set to go to a gathering of men with fat wallets. It could be a birthday party, church meeting, wedding reception, convocation ceremony, house warming party, anywhere. You have to look stunning facially because your face will play a major part in your stunt. If you don’ have a pretty face don’t worry, your make up kit will come to your rescue. Apply ten different layers of Mary kay foundation powder, concealers, eye liners etc. At the end of the makeup session you will be looking like a Barbie doll set to charm your target. Do you have a perfume that irritates the eyes making them watery or misty? Apply a generous spray of the perfume on your white handkerchief which should be held in your palms at all times. Wear a pair of high heeled shoes. It is easy to slip and fall when wearing a high heel. Your intention is to get noticed by the rich bachelors in the gathering. When you get to the gathering, look around, you will see the rich dudes standing together or seated in huddled in small groups. Choose the bachelor that you are most interested in and try to get his attention with a smile. After sometime he will notice your eye movements. When he starts returning your smile, look at him in the eyes and start walking towards him. This is the tricky part. When you are just one meter distance apart from him, suddenly twist the stiletto heels of both legs of your shoes in the opposite direction. This will make you lose your balance and you will fall flat on the ground. My dear please don’t make any attempt to get up. You don’t want to ruin your hard work now, do you? Just lie down there like a log of wood and start counting slowly from 1 – 10. I can assure you that the innate knight in shiny armour mechanism in the men will kick in. They will stop everything they are doing and will rush towards you. They will make attempts to lift you up. While they are fussing over you, quickly dab your eyes with the perfumed handkerchief. The tears will stream out and melt their hearts. The men will be hustling among themselves to be the lucky one to lead you away. Imagine a group of rich men struggling among themselves to take care of you which is what you really wanted in the first place. Your Adonis will eventually emerge victorious. He will lead you to a seat or take you of the hall r room. He will comfort and start chatting with you. He will request for your phone number. Give it to him. He will even offer to drive you home. He will call you afterwards for a date. He will date you. After a few weeks he will propose to you. When your wedding card is printed, don’t forget to invite me. I am very much interested in chopping the wedding Jollof rice. 3) The Surprise gift strategy Question 1: How do you attract the attention of someone instantly? Answer: By giving him or her a gift! Question 2: What kind of gift do people like the most? Answer: Money! It may sound absurd for you to give money to someone who already has lots of it, do it anyway. Do you know that by giving a man your money, you have completely set yourself apart from the rest of the female species. The truth is this; majority of females have sworn never to give money out to any man. Wealthy men are continually besieged by women with different financial requests. They want airtime, they want money to buy iPhone 6, they want money to make their hair, they want money to buy Brazilian and Peruvian hair, they want money to buy the latest designers clothes and whatever is the reigning fad. It is all about the money for them. You can’t blame rich young men for having the mindset that all women are after their wealth. If a lady deposits money into the account of a rich man, no matter how small the amount he will be pleasantly surprised and will definitely look for the lady to find out whether she made the deposit by mistake. My dear young lady looking for a rich husband, look for the account number of that rich guy that you fancy and deposit something into his account. Make the deposit with your full name. That will be the fastest way of gaining his attention. He will make contact with you. He will want to meet you and from there you can weave your charms around him and get him to marry you. *Clears throat*All my crushes here is your golden opportunity to get my attention once and for all. Send me an inbox message requesting for my account number. You know a rich guy like me*pats wad of mint dollars in his pocket affectionately* needs a pleasant surprise to enable me date and marry you. Yes I will marry all of you J 4) The Playing hard to get strategy I can see a smile on your face now. This is the oldest trick in the book that you ladies use to keep us guys at bay. Many a young man has wasted his time, money and resources chasing a lady only to end up in frustration. The underlying principle behind the hard to get strategy is that no woman should cheapen herself by saying “Yes” to the first request made by a suitor. The man must crawl on his knees through a path littered with nails & thorns and endure all sorts of fickle behaviour from the lady to prove his love before being granted entry to her heart.…smh Playing hard to get is counter - productive sometimes. Many ladies are still single and searching at 45 years because they were playing hard to get while their biological clock was ticking away. The times have changed and with the scarcity of husbands many ladies have abandoned this approach. You can still use the hard to get to get strategy with slight modifications. The hard working and rich eligible bachelors do not have the luxury of time to chase ladies. They have the belief that their money can buy them everything including love and women. Can your love be bought? Can you resist the lure of the greenbacks? While you are playing hard to get, spice it up a little chase yourself. When the rich guy comes around you, you can act cold and disinterested in his presence. But when he does not expect it, act warm. Give him a call out of the blues, surprise him. Remember there are millions of ladies like you looking for this same rich man. They will snatch him away without battling an eyelid if you give them room. When the time to say “Yes” comes, scream your answer for the whole world to hear. 5) The Center Of Attraction Strategy The center of attraction strategy is very effective if you can play it well. It is all about you using your talents and skills to draw attention to yourself. It is about creating a star and infallible personality. What is your natural talent? Is it singing, acting, writing, dancing, cooking, painting, a pretty face and body structure for modeling?…etc. You have to develop whatever talent you have and go public with it. A huge base of star-struck fans will form around you. Many facebook groups and pages will be opened in your name. Do you know that Shakira with over 100 million likes on her official facebook page is the only person in the world with the highest number of fans online? What if she didn’t discover her “hips don’t lie” talent? Tell me which wealthy man in his right senses wouldn’t want to marry the diva Shakira? I will give up my right arm to spend one week with her. I hope my future wife isn’t reading this :p Rich, handsome and successful men will chase you like bees seeking for your hand in marriage when you are the center of attraction. Oh you don’t have a talent? You have not discovered your talent yet? You are over weight, plain looking and lazy but you desperately want a rich man to look towards your direction. Sweetheart what are we going to do about this eh? Let us think of something…………….You must discover your talent today! …………….. Eureka! Do you know Kim Kardashian? She is married to a millionaire American rapper. She has her reality show and fashion line. She is rich and famous but she doesn’t have any recognizable talent. Do you know what made her famous? A scandal. A video tape was released online by her ex-boyfriend. What was the content of the video? Google is your friend. So since you don’t have any recognizable talent, go and manufacture your own scandal. This will throw you into the limelight making you the center of the media storm which will ultimately result in men with thick wallets making inquiries about changing your marital status. 6) The social media strategy The social media strategy being last on this list is kinda ironic isn’t it? Is it possible to get a rich husband on Facebook, twitter, instagram, watsapp and bbm? Is there any rich eligible bachelor left on this facebook platform? Oh You don’t know, you have been searching for a husband on facebook even before Mark Zuckerberg opened the site in 2004…..Please don’t cry, remember the comforting song of Bob Marley….”no woman no cry”…. The problem with social media, facebook most especially is that everybody is rich, everybody is cool, everybody has the best houses, cars and gadgets. Everybody’s life is awesome. Ladies if you are targeting that guy on your friends list who snaps photos of himself with dollars, Pounds, Kenyan shillings, Cedis, Rands and Naira notes all the time, your natural instinct should tell you that he is probably faking it. Why are you frowning at me? He is not fake? Sorry I don’t want to pour sand sand into your garri but you can’t deny the fact that there are lots of fake profiles here. It is Confession time!*looks left & right* Mr A got a friend request on facebook from Gracie which he quickly accepted. Gracie was a very cute girl, always posing with exotic cars, gadgets and clothes. She began chatting with him, told him her dad was a millionaire. He got her number and house address over time. They lived in the same city with him. They spoke on phone twice. One day on his way back from work he decided to pay her an impromptu visit. Got to the address, it was the same house he had been seeing in her photos, massive black gate, lovely flowers, big dogs, nice duplex. He was interrogated by the gate man who said the only person named Gracie in the house was one of the house helps in the house. In disbelief Mr A dialed her number and asked her to meet him outside. A short almost dwarfish lady who was clearly 5 -6 years older than him walked out answering the phone. It was the same voice. She had a darker than coal complexion and was wearing a big gown stained with red blotches. She smiled at him, opening up her mouth to reveal a set of hideous teeth. Mr A simply turned around and fled. |
Guy why being overzealous? Calm down nigger. Tribalism is the order of the day in Nigeria. How can reasonable citizens of Nigeria believe that their fellow citizens eat human alive. The fact that you are ibo, hausa or yoruba doesn't mean other tribes are lesser beings. Take this, there's no place in this state that such barbaric act is committed. You are coming for nysc, that should mean you are university graduates. Please reason as one not like an illiterate. I don't want to pick up a guy. Sorry if I am being arrogant but I think you know my reason. Enjoy your stay in Akwa-Abasi ibom state. SirElaw:Guy why being overzealous? Calm down nigger. Tribalism is the order of the day in Nigeria. How can reasonable citizens of Nigeria believe that their fellow citizens eat human alive. The fact that you are ibo, hausa or yoruba doesn't mean other tribes are lesser beings. Take this, there's no place in this state that such barbaric act is committed. You are coming for nysc, that should mean you are university graduates. Please reason as one not like an illiterate. I don't want to pick up a guy. Sorry if I am being arrogant but I think you know my reason. Enjoy your stay in Akwa-Abasi ibom state. |
liilian:Thanks! That was really polite of you. When I served, a stranger helped me out when I visited that city for the first time. So, over the years I've been trying to reciprocate. I also see it as an opportunity to make friends. I'll suggest you ignore me if you ain't interested. |
liilian:lady calm down. There's nothing like that in Akwa ibom state. |
Pretty ladies only... liilian:Pretty girls only... |
Any lady coming into uyo 2Mao? I can pick you up at the park and drop you off at your camp. . That's my. 2a386141(BB pin) |
I write this with heavy hearts! I've been Jonathan's number 1 fan until he reinstated keshi as super eagles coach. From what I read online, he had major influence in that. My question is, why should he not respect nff's judgement? Mr president I don't care if your government mis uses government funds, I don't care if boko haram bombs aso rock, I still loved you. Right now I feel nothing for you but hatred because you tempered with our only source of joy in this country which is football!! Please for your political sake, show keshi the door. I beg you with all due respect. You can remember the reaction of fans towards keshi in abuja. It will be worse in uyo especially if we fail to beat Congo convincingly. |
luvspa:Welcome to Akwa Ibom. |
I write this with heavy hearts! I've been Jonathan's number 1 fan until he reinstated keshi as super eagles coach. From what I read online, he had major influence in that. My question is, why should he not respect nff's judgement? Mr president I don't care if your government mis uses government funds, I don't care if boko haram bombs aso rock, I still loved you. Right now I feel nothing for you but hatred because you tempered with our only source of joy in this country which is football!! Please for your political sake, show keshi the door. I beg you with all due respect. You can remember the reaction of fans towards keshi in abuja. It will be worse in uyo especially if we fail to beat Congo convincingly. |
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First assignment, look around you, who disobeyed the parent's wish when choosing a life partner and still flourished? As a guy, if your parent, your siblings, even the smallest has one reason or the other to ask you to stand down, bro that is not your wife. When you find your wife, it'll be naturally accepted by them. It all depends if you trust your parents. Besides, why should a lady force herself into a family she's not being accepted?? You definitely won't stay with your husband alone. You are being married into the family, you bear their name. No matter how deep in love you are, I promise you it'll be a disaster if you force yourself into a family. People should not neglect the fact that this is Africa, Nigeria! What you just do at this point is to let go! To avoid being in this situation, watch the kind of people you open up yourself to. Don't fall for someone you cannot marry. |
izaray:You are right, I still love her but I can't be with her anymore. I can't move on with her still 'stalking' me. I need her out of my world!(atleast for now). |
littlemistress:Thank you very much for seeing my side of the story. That is what I expect from her. Now the question is, do I contact her and tell her that? There are so many people on planet earth. If she wants to make friends, she can but just leave my peeps alone so that I can move on. Please what is the immaturity here that some people insinuated?? |
phrancez:Thank you very much for being so insensitive. I see how mature you are. |
Yes, sometimes one has to think through their emotions. |
esof1:I won't deny that I loved her, and having her around makes it difficult for me to move on completely. She knows this and is manipulating me. I didn't break up with her because I don't have feelings for her again, but because of 'irreconcilable differences'. |
stanconnect:Thanks for your advice. I can't be 'just friends' with someone I once loved. Not that I say we should be enemies, I just don't want her around my world. I know very well she'd feel bad if reverse was the case. Just like I did, I withdrew myself from her peeps without making any scene. I don't chat up with them, I don't contact any of them. I am no enemy with any of them, I just moved on. I expect her to do same not to make them enemies. |
Recently, she saw my Bro at a mall. From the account the dude gave me, she tried to initiate a conversation with him which he didn't give room for. As far as I am concerned, when things like this happen, I get to hear about them and it makes it difficult for me. I need an advice on how to stop this. |
esof1:If you do this, it's really not cool. Why don't one just MOVE ON?? I didn't say she should have a fight with anybody, what's up with the chats?? It's more like you are indirectly asking them to beg me. It's not that there were close before our break up, I'd understand if that was the case. The whole chat only intensified after our break up. |
Afrok:My sister complained of her chat up. She's been reluctantly chatting up with her so as not to make it obvious which I commend. |
Tallesty1:Well, I am considering that. |
I broke up with this girl because I felt we weren't compatible in some ways. I'll spare you the details of that. What annoys me is that she has refused to move on. She still chats with my siblings on social network, keeps up with my close friends on Facebook, comments on every event concerning my family. I overlooked it before, but now it is really getting on my nerves. I don't keep in touch with anybody I met through her, and I expect her to do same. I've moved on and I want her to move on too. I don't want her to 'monitor' me through my loved ones. I've been thinking about confronting or sending a message to her, but I don't know if that's the right thing to do. I'll appreciate any advice you can share. Thanks |
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