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Nigerians and overdoing things like lala and snake

Neymer got €222m tranfer and my neighbor has changed hid children name to ney, neymer, neymest and withdrew them out of school.



And now colored eyes is the thing.

Any Nigerians with colored eyes have a defect, and not all Nigerians girls with colored eyes are pretty.
That girl up there is ugly and her eyes color is a coloration defect common in the north

Why didn't he take enough food from saraki and the other sponsorer of the protest before embarking on that protest.
In short the guy na mumu. so their mumu never neva do

Na them vote, their mumu just dey start

I see a snake master watching this thread and one other clown booking a space.

Meanwhile, why are people protesting, didnt they know that the world is now digitalised?
Meaning the president can choose to govern them through social media either he is london or mordor.

Good for the shootee and the shooter. Nonsense

NwaAmaikpe, what do you have to say.

Your families are breaking record.. Two outbreaking headlines in two days. Every headline was a hit back to back

Lautech delayed my destiny for two years before they finally released me..

They should release my transcript if they dont want constituted authority to visit their father.

Rest in peace to the dead.

Does the woman have a son or daughter who will inherit her belongings.

And if she doesn't have any belonging, they should give the womans head to the children for ritual so they can be rich and that means less poor people in the society and also they would be able to buy a good car for transportation, this will enable them avoid the kind of death their mother died.

Very sad

Go and ask Churchill, teeboss, Gentry Nice and the rest how nice it is to marry a slay queen

cc Lalasticlaca

Shey una no go push this thing go front page. Abi na only tonto dike and Snake una sabi

When will they do touchlight spark series.

Good.

The half baked ones we have are not enough.. Please create more substandard universities to produce more half baked graduates, universities then becomes underfunded and ASUU will go on strike, universities will go the pact of our great lautech. Our students will now stay at home for nine months. Some will look up to hushpuppi to become him and our ladies will continue to slay their life away and become a future babymama with the baby flown out to study political science, the babies will come back to Nigeria to lead and make another halfbaked law and propositions like build more schools or corruption is not stealing or immunity and amnesty should be given to looters..

And the remaining half baked or unfortunate ones whose mothers wasnt smart enough to be a babymama will come to nairaland and rant his life away about how the country's politicians are not fair and others will quote, mention, like or attack them..
While others will hide under Jesus to save them.


And the cycle will continue again by telling us Nigeria go better one day.

Arise O compatriots, it is almost 8'o clock

This is a good omen that bubu is hale and hearty.

Kanu and fayose will have heart attack.

I hate this kind of math. I only know ede times ede, remi koni iya, segun elere boolu, odabo odabo kayode

He should be made a burnt offering. The police will release him

Aww, he must be innocent because no baddo member will ever say what he just said

What about the four graves and the fifth freshly dug one.

I know it was the police that dug those ones up.

And it was the police that conferred on you the title of Alhaji because everyone knows you are a traditional worshipper.

The police are wicked and not our friend

No need telling us. We would search for you,flatten out your bobby, dig your pussy to a borehole size. If you are lucky, we would make you a babymama or else we dump your useless ass.

'Be afraid, be very afraid.

Nothing good comes out of a weed-concentrated blood. Evident from his wannabes, underperforming, politically controlled offspring..

Praise the lord. Apostle Suleiman's predicted plane ceash is about to happen. It should please happen on its way from london

That Tilapia is a slay fish, its mouth resembles a nairalander slay queen, one of them contested for miss nairaland 2016/2017

Fear ke.. As a cursed nation, we can never use AI.. It is not a curse

Empty barrel lo n ma pariwo

Who is the cute one, the woman or the man?

They are both ugly like osomole

And why are they coming here to add to our problems.. They are libyas responsibility. We dont have the money to take care of refugees especially radical ones from libya. They are not Nigerians, if they were not around when Tunubu forced Bubu on us, then they shouldn't be around when God forced Bubu away from us

Kidnapping is a profession carried out by professionals.. Why arresting them.

What is the difference between the arrestee and the arrester

Tell baba to do Aworo

[s]1. Stay in Your Car and Stay Calm
Right after impact my “better half” swung open the door to “see” what was going on.I grabbed his leg and told him to sit still inside the car. I think I made the right decision. The number of cars rubber-necking at our accident or driving past at highway speeds was dangerous, and could have hit us if we walked about in a confused state. Sitting still and waiting for the airbag gas to clear (those things make a mess) gave us some time to collect our thoughts, thank a higher power for our teeth and toes, and discuss what to do next.[/s]


Nonsense. That barrister lady tried staying and she was burnt to death.

[s] 2. Report the Car Accident
As soon as the airbag gas clears and you’ve located your cell phone, call the police and 911 – or your emergency assistance equivalent.[/s]


[s] 11. Report Accident To Your Insurance Company
As soon as your stomach has settled and you’ve gone to the doctor to get checked over, call your insurance company to report the accident – even if the damage seems minor or the other driver wants to settle without making an insurance claim.[/s]

[s] 12. Call Your lawyer
I squawk you not. While our car was sitting on the side of the road leaking some funky engine liquid stuff, my “better half” called his lawyer and asked specifically what else he should do before the car was towed. [/s]

[s] 13. Remove Belongings from car if you’re well-enough to walk away from the wreck and it’s safe to do so, then don't forget to remove your valuables from your vehicle before it’s towed.[/s]

Nonsense again. You don't forget say na who motor no hit dey get time pick plate number.

I am coming back to cancel the remaining points, let me prepare for work

it is a lie. he is dead. Stop lieing like lie mohammed.

recuperating in oriental hotel

or you mean

chilling in mortuary hotel

The dead can't talk, thats why his cousin is the one debunking the death for him.


Abi Awujale wants to pull a Robert Mugabe on his people?

That doctor is high. Natural is the best. A relationship where couples engage in skin to skin sex mostly results in marriage.

Advice to ladies, if you want that ring or car as birthday gift, allow him to do skin. It increases his feelings and love for you.

If you always do synthetic, his love for you will be synthetic, artificial, fake

The patient is just a collateral damage.. The nurse had not been paid for some months, so he had no money to visit a brothel. And as the saying goes, he who sows in the alter reaps from the alter

The patient wont have to pay any hospital bill, she enjoys a free dick and she might also get paid when she sue the nurse.