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Crime / Re: BREAKING: Late Dowen College Pupil, Sylvester Oromoni Finally Laid To Rest Since by edimaan: 6:58pm On Jan 27
Biodun556:
Lagos state government should overhaul her justice system, this thing is becoming rampant. People commit crime allowed to get away with it.

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Family / Re: Married Women Committing Adultery by edimaan: 8:42pm On Jan 25
Spe23:
'My married female boss at work forgetfully left her locker unlocked while going out. I checked the locker and found a male condom there.'

I overheard my neighbours married women discussing how they sleep with other other men one day. I felt sad.

Why do some married women commit adultery? Do they forget their wedding vows or what? Don't they have conscience? Don't they know there would be repercussions?

Your private parts that God gave you to give exclusively to your husband, you share them like souvenirs! Why? cry

Romance / Re: Married Women Committing Adultery by edimaan: 8:41pm On Jan 25
Spe23:
'My married female boss at work forgetfully left her locker unlocked while going out. I checked the locker and found a male condom there.'

I overheard my neighbours married women discussing how they sleep with other other men one day. I felt sad.

Why do some married women commit adultery? Do they forget their wedding vows or what? Don't they have conscience? Don't they know there would be repercussions?

Your private parts that God gave you to give exclusively to your husband, you share them like souvenirs! Why? cry

Religion / Re: I Will Die On A Sunday After Eating Pounded Yam – Pastor Adeboye by edimaan: 10:07am On Dec 10, 2023
Spectators:


https://punchng.com/id-like-to-die-after-eating-pounded-yam-adeboye/

"Verily, the knowledge of the last Hour is with God (alone). It is He Who sends down rain, and He Who knows what is in the wombs. No one knows what he will earn on the morrow: No one knows in what land he will die. Verily God is All-knowing." - Quran 31:34
Politics / Re: Buhari Failed Nigeria, North Should Wait Till 2031, Arewa Think Thank Declares by edimaan: 9:05pm On Nov 22, 2023
madridguy:
Sai Baba did his best and he never failed Nigerians. Our problem in Nigeria are the criminals we have as state governors.

If we Nigerians did not come together and tell the 36 States governors enough is enough, I don't see the country moving forward.

He's the worst person to ever rule this country. He damaged this country beyond repair. Almost all the problems we're facing in this country now are direct consequences of the evil leadership of Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Failed Nigeria, North Should Wait Till 2031, Arewa Think Thank Declares by edimaan: 8:50pm On Nov 22, 2023
Raheeqilmaktoom:


Abegi.

Wont sail.

With Shetima/Wike in 2031, this will sell in the North and Wike will represent South East.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by edimaan: 8:02am On Nov 16, 2023
Adekaka12345:
Our client a full boarding school located on the Lagos Ibadan Expressway axis is recruiting for the following positions.

1. Male SEN Teacher (ADHD/Autism etc)

2. ICT Teacher

Salary: 120,000 naira - 170,000 naira (gross)

CVs should be sent to 123sherry.educonsults@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Tinubu Takes First Salute As President, Inspects Guards Of Honour by edimaan: 1:11pm On May 29, 2023
Obidients right now!

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Politics / Obidients Right Now! by edimaan: 1:03pm On May 29, 2023
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Politics / Re: President Tinubu and Vice President Shettima Update Their Twitter Handles by edimaan: 12:30pm On May 29, 2023
Obidients right now!

Politics / Re: Details You Did Not Know About The Ekweremadu Case By Emeka Ugwuonye by edimaan: 3:37pm On May 06, 2023
Houseontherock1:
No one will say Ekweremadu didn't do wrong; but I'm still not convinced that "that guy" wasn't aware of the reason he was taken to UK. I believe he had it all planned out; he even knew to lie about his age to get police attention. He's a liar and a crook, not in any way better than the Ekweremadus!

The greedy doctor created the problem for Ekweremadus. If he had given the boy the total money of #4.5 million, the boy would have cooperated.
Crime / Re: The Precedence Being Set byThe Eiye Confraternity In Nigeria by edimaan: 1:02pm On Apr 17, 2023
Guyman01:

He was warned that one of the ex cultists had informed his former cult rivals that there is an existing 20 years Fatwa on his head which must be carried out.

Fatwa bawo? grin

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 8:28pm On Apr 16, 2023
Killbillz:

Lol... this is very wrong. I grew up in a home where tissue is the norm. In fact I never knew about washing bum until my university days but then it doesn't make him local. It all boils down to choice and what ur comfortable with. Since I discovered washing I never went back because it leaves me feeling cleaner and fresher. I wipe with tissue first then wash afterwards. Don't tell me u have never heard of bidets toilets in this age shocked

If u don't wash don't be sitting on no niggaz face to avoid problems cos Jerusalem might be clean but if the back gates are stinking it affects it all grin

Nice one!
Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 8:18pm On Apr 16, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
Seems you didn't bother to read the article for yourself. It in fact says nothing about hand washing your butt being a lot cleaner approach to cleaning up after pooping. Unless, you are attempting to convince us that bidets are in fact installed everywhere you go, I suggest you pay attention to comments instead. undecided

You don't need to twist the article to suit your narrative. The summary of the article is simply water is better than tissue paper. Period.

There's no confusion about this. The medical experts have spoken.

According to the medical experts, "It has been estimated that there are nearly 100 billion bacteria per gram of wet stool."

Imagine that!! And you want to use only tissue paper to clean that!

Swallow your pride please and accept the advice of the medical experts.

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 8:07pm On Apr 16, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
What reads like an opinion piece is what I should go by? undecided

It's not an opinion. It's the declaration of the medical experts.
Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 8:00pm On Apr 16, 2023
Tombrown3:


Water Is cleaner abeg, let stop this debate.

I only encourage toilet roll when there is no water at hand. It has to be an emergency situation, and it's recommended to bath in the next 2 hours.

You can't wipe your assss with only tissue paper and expect it to be clean. Why do you think some of this girls have smely pvssy?

Let me not even say too much.

Best comment! Thumbs up!

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 7:58pm On Apr 16, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
1. Sigh! Just as wiping sweat off of you with a clean cloth or tissue during the day is clean enough way to take care of your face in between showers, so also is wiping with tissue clean enough. Unless ofcourse you don't know how to use tissue in wiping your butt clean. And yes, I can see how this would be a problem for many since it takes practice to know how to wipe clean without smelling of poo wherever you go afterwards. undecided

2. I suggest you focus on your very own hygiene there. Many of you proclaiming here that you always wash have yet to reveal exactly how you are able to maintain that supposed habit when you are away from your private bathroom or toilets at home. Do you go everywhere throughout your day with soap and water in your bags or what? . undecided

https://edmaths.com/why-you-should-stop-using-only-tissue-paper-to-clean-up-after-defecating/
Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 11:30am On Apr 16, 2023
WHY YOU SHOULD STOP USING ONLY TISSUE PAPER TO CLEAN UP AFTER DEFECATING - IT'S A DIRTY HABIT

The use of only tissue paper to clean up after defecating is highly unhygienic. Tissue paper does not and cannot completely remove poo from your bum area no matter how hard you wipe. Tissue paper only removes the major portion of the poo. It moves and spreads the remnants of the poo over your bum area and deposits them with the microbes in the openings in the skin. Some of the conditions that may get aggravated by use of toilet paper include rectal itching, hemorrhoids, anal fissure, fistula, abscess and pilonidal cyst.

Wiping aggressively with tissue paper could create anal fissures, haemorrhoids in the rectum or fissures in the bum area and the fissures created could be infected by the microbes in the feaces. Excessive wiping could cause other health problems like urinary track infections. It has been estimated that there are nearly 100 billion bacteria per gram of wet stool. (The Conversation).

Rose George, a freelance journalist in Yorkshire, the author of The Big Necessity: The Unmentionable World of Human Waste and Why It Matters, told Tonic why using toilet paper doesn’t remove feaces like it should. She said: “I find it rather baffling that millions of people are walking around with dirty anuses while thinking they are clean,”. “Toilet paper moves sh*t, but it doesn’t remove it.”

A simple nasty experiment to show that the use of only tissue paper to clean up after defecating is this: Get a small portion of your poo and place it gently on any part of your arm. Then, try and clean it off your arm using only tissue paper. When you’re done cleaning, try and smell that part of your arm. You may want to try it. No matter how hard you try cleaning the poo off your arm, that part of your arm would still be smelly of the poo. The tissue paper would only move and spread the remnants of the poo over the area and deposit them with the microbes in the openings in the skin.

This is what happens when you wipe only with tissue paper after defecating. Your bum and the surrounding area would smell terribly bad throughout the day. Unfortunately, your bum and the surrounding area is not normally well aerated compared with other parts of the body. The stagnated air in your pant, the remnants of the poo in you bum and the surrounding area and the microbes in the poo would set up chemical reactions under your pant. Some of the contents of the chemical reactions are airborne and they are taken by the air to your reproductive organs.

Reproductive organs should always breathe in fresh air at all times especially the female reproductive organs. The female reproductive organs breathing in contaminated air or airborne microbes are susceptible to infections. This could actually lead to vaginal odour.

Wiping with only tissue paper after defecating has become a culture in many societies around the world such that even the elites in such societies see nothing wrong in the unhygienic act. Dr Phillip Buffington, the chief medical officer of The Urology Group in the US said: “Think about using dry toilet paper. You’re leaving a residue of stool and bacteria, whereas if you’re using a bidet, you’re washing that away,”.

Dr Allen Kamrava, a California-based colorectal and general surgeon, in Healthline said: “As a result, those who wash or use the bidet “are much less likely to have issues with rashes and discomfort and irritation,”. Dr Ekwaro Obuku, president of Uganda Medical Association advocates the use of both toilet paper and water for cleaning.

Much to the surprise of Americans, Dr Evan Goldstein, a rectal surgeon in New York City, told Insider during ButtCon (basically Comic-Con, but with butts) that washing with water is actually the ideal way to clean yourself after using the bathroom for a number of reasons. He explained that washing with water (and soap, specially when it’s a number two!) thoroughly cleans the area of any trace of feaces. Finishing that off with a wipe of tissue paper to dry, leaves our backsides feeling cleaner and fresher after every poop! He explained.

Besides being a better cleaning agent all-around, Dr Evan also states that only wiping your bum using tissue can actually lead to injuries. He explained to Insider that the skin on the anus is quite thin and delicate. On top of that, dry toilet paper can be abrasive. This is why wiping too many times, or any harsh action could lead to painful tears (and tears!) and bleeding.

The ideal way to clean up after defecating is this: Use tissue paper to wipe off the poo in your bum and the surrounding area first. After this, wash thoroughly your bum and the surrounding area with water and soap. Wash your hands thoroughly with water and soap. Then, dry your bum and the surrounding area with tissue paper or a towel.

So, stop using only tissue paper to clean up after defecating. It’s highly unhygienic

https://edmaths.com/why-you-should-stop-using-only-tissue-paper-to-clean-up-after-defecating/

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Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 11:19am On Apr 16, 2023
Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 11:08am On Apr 16, 2023
PreyingMantis:
Washing your nyansh with a cup of water after pooing is a total mess. I saw a lot of that in my office years ago. The purpose is completely defeated.

If you must use water to clean up, do it inside your bathroom at home with plenty of water.

https://edmaths.com/why-you-should-stop-using-only-tissue-paper-to-clean-up-after-defecating/
Romance / Re: Oyinbo No Dey Clean Their Yansh With Water after... by edimaan: 11:06am On Apr 16, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
1. Water feels cleaner because you convinced yourself that it is though. What evidence do you have that using toilet rolls isn't clean enough? undecided

https://edmaths.com/why-you-should-stop-using-only-tissue-paper-to-clean-up-after-defecating/

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by edimaan: 6:41pm On Mar 22, 2023
Kaysalas:

Anybody has an idea on how to go about this IGCSE certification?

Go to CAIE website.

Go to CAIE website >> Menu >> Support and training for schools >> Professional development courses >> introductory Professional Development >> Online Introductory Courses

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Politics / Re: God Is Against Tinubu’s Victory — Primate Ayodele, Reveals What Will Happen by edimaan: 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2023

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Jobs/Vacancies / Consequences Of Currency Confiscation By President Buhari's Administration by edimaan: 4:17pm On Feb 20, 2023
President Buhari and the CBN redesigned our currency. The president said he authorized that to prevent politicians from vote-buying in the forthcoming election.

According to reports, the CBN retrieved 2 trillion naira and printed 400 billion naira as replacement. Some of the consequences of this action of the government are as follows:

1. Deaths are already being recorded because the inability of many Nigerians to pay for medical care. A pregnant woman died in Kano few days ago because of this policy.

Millions of Nigerians have ailments they are nursing that require buying drugs from time to time. Some are nursing high blood pressure, some are nursing high blood sugar, some HIV, and so on.

2. Feeding is now a big problem to many families in Nigeria especially from the masses.

3. Many of us now cannot go to work because we don't have cash to transport ourselves.

4. Many works have been put to a stop now because of this government policy.

5. Nigerian economy is going down.

What the government did is like some who sets the entire house ablaze simply because the person wants to kill a rat. The suffering is too much!
Crime / Consequences Of Currency Confiscation By President Buhari's Administration by edimaan: 3:08pm On Feb 20, 2023
President Buhari and the CBN redesigned our currency. The president said he authorized that to prevent politicians from vote-buying in the forthcoming election.

According to reports, the CBN retrieved 2 trillion naira and printed 400 billion naira as replacement. Some of the consequences of this action of the government are as follows:

1. Deaths are already being recorded because the inability of many Nigerians to pay for medical care. A pregnant woman died in Kano few days ago because of this policy.

Millions of Nigerians have ailments they are nursing that require buying drugs from time to time. Some are nursing high blood pressure, some are nursing high blood sugar, some HIV, and so on.

2. Feeding is now a big problem to many families in Nigeria especially from the masses.

3. Many of us now cannot go to work because we don't have cash to transport ourselves.

4. Many works have been put to a stop now because of this government policy.

5. Nigerian economy is going down.

What the government did is like some who sets the entire house ablaze simply because the person wants to kill a rat. The suffering is too much!
Romance / Consequences Of Currency Confiscation By President Buhari's Administration by edimaan: 3:03pm On Feb 20, 2023
President Buhari and the CBN redesigned our currency. The president said he authorized that to prevent politicians from vote-buying in the forthcoming election.

According to reports, the CBN retrieved 2 trillion naira and printed 400 billion naira as replacement. Some of the consequences of this action of the government are as follows:

1. Deaths are already being recorded because the inability of many Nigerians to pay for medical care. A pregnant woman died in Kano few days ago because of this policy.

Millions of Nigerians have ailments they are nursing that require buying drugs from time to time. Some are nursing high blood pressure, some are nursing high blood sugar, some HIV, and so on.

2. Feeding is now a big problem to many families in Nigeria especially from the masses.

3. Many of us now cannot go to work because we don't have cash to transport ourselves.

4. Many works have been put to a stop now because of this government policy.

5. Nigerian economy is going down.

What the government did is like some who sets the entire house ablaze simply because the person wants to kill a rat. The suffering is too much!

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Politics / Consequences Of Currency Confiscation By President Buhari's Administration by edimaan: 2:57pm On Feb 20, 2023
President Buhari and the CBN redesigned our currency. The president said he authorized that to prevent politicians from vote-buying in the forthcoming election.

According to reports, the CBN retrieved 2 trillion naira and printed 400 billion naira as replacement. Some of the consequences of this action of the government are as follows:

1. Deaths are already being recorded because the inability of many Nigerians to pay for medical care. A pregnant woman died in Kano few days ago because of this policy.

Millions of Nigerians have ailments they are nursing that require buying drugs from time to time. Some are nursing high blood pressure, some are nursing high blood sugar, some HIV, and so on.

2. Feeding is now a big problem to many families in Nigeria especially from the masses.

3. Many of us now cannot go to work because we don't have cash to transport ourselves.

4. Many works have been put to a stop now because of this government policy.

5. Nigerian economy is going down.

What the government did is like some who sets the entire house ablaze simply because the person wants to kill a rat. The suffering is too much!

Posterity will never forget this government action.
Education / Dowen College Lagos And Service To Humanity by edimaan: 2:17am On Jun 28, 2022
When it comes to service to humanity, Dowen College Lagos is exceptional. Dowen College engages in many services to humanity without expecting reward from government or anybody.

One of the most amazing services being rendered to humanity by Dowen College is yearly giving of full scholarships to students. On yearly basis, more than 10% of Dowen College student population are on full scholarships.

Hundreds of students have benefited from Dowen College scholarship scheme since the establishment of the school about 25 years ago. Many of the student beneficiaries are great professionals now e.g. doctors, lawyers, engineers, accountants, etc, giving back to the society today.

For this 2021/2022 academic session, the scholarships and the beneficiaries are as follows:

A. Full Tuition Academic Scholars — 17 students

B. 100% Full Tuition/Boarding Diocesan Scholars (Dioceses of Lagos, Lagos Mainland and Lagos West) —- 23 students

C. 100% Full Tuition/Boarding Cathedral Church of Christ Choir Scholars —– 9 students Dowen College is a forerunner when it comes to rendering service to humanity.

Application forms are still available at Dowen College Lagos and other centres. You can also visit our website www.dowencollege.org.ng

https://edmaths.com/dowen-college-lagos-and-service-to-humanity/

Foreign Affairs / Re: US/NATO Expansion that Triggered Russian's Invasion Of Ukraine by edimaan: 10:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
Putin explains the situation in Ukraine from a Russian point of view.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLDnJFjV/

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Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Rejects Ukraine's No-fly Zone Request by edimaan: 4:03pm On Mar 04, 2022
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Romance / Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by edimaan: 12:35pm On Mar 02, 2022
SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

I've watched the movie too.

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