₦airaland Forum

cana882:
Currently at workforce 4 a bank interview & trust me, all dis comments are nt helping.

Mayb i'll jst go home

ZUBY77:
There are certain things I would want you to understand but it's hard to know your IQ.
More or less, you can't carry what your head can't carry.


There are certain tribe in Nigeria who are very good at manufacturing lies and posting them as news all over the Internet.
Don't believe everything you read online until you hear the subject directly.

One news - NFF said they won't beg Enyeama.
News two - NFF recalls Enyeama to Belgium to settle.

All of them in one place..

Media propaganda is the biggest method of confusion.


I would advice you to get matured ahead of yourself by following intelligent people online..
I can give you five people.

If you ever think you are matured enough to determine how you analyse things, then you won't be different from the rest of the animals living in the Zoo.

Mznaett:
I yam cuming sir!

Abeg,na who head giving and receiving don help for dz world sef?

Well,this one pass me o

But I think this is a serious issue that needs proper treatment to save the young marriage

You don't expect the maker to come down and save your marriage for you..You fix it urself

In as much as I'd love my man to give me head I don't think I'd even like the idea of giving him head in return

For you to even think of backing out of your marriage cuz of "head giving" simply means you wer'nt ready at first

Since head giving is what you want well,I'd advise you find someone who fits in to give you without ur hubby's knowledge o

Mznaett:
I yam cuming sir!

Abeg,na who head giving and receiving don help for dz world sef?

Well,this one pass me o

But I think this is a serious issue that needs proper treatment to save the young marriage

You don't expect the maker to come down and save your marriage for you..You fix it urself

In as much as I'd love my man to give me head I don't think I'd even like the idea of giving him head in return

For you to even think of backing out of your marriage cuz of "head giving" simply means you wer'nt ready at first

Since head giving is what you want well,I'd advise you find someone who fits in to give you without ur hubby's knowledge o

Mznaett:
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Mznaett:
quote author=Edipee post=38732658] Mma mystery, you no no say guys wey dem Mama take time teach dem how to cook dey? 4get dat thing, if na only food matter, me sef 4 no marry o. FYI I dey teach some gals how to prepare better Editan soup. Nnamke Inua!

This guy dey make me laugh 4here o and na dz laugh I been wan laugh for Xmas day sef

So na common Editan soup U dey use make mouth 4here? Chai! Uwa iyaf suffer no be small

Mznaett:
Na hunger go finish am na
abi dem write grand~chef 4my forehead ni?
Like seriously,both of us gonna solve that sh!t out

nobilis:
You label him gay and then you turn around to start wondering if it's a mental block thing and you later tell us the conditions under which he grew up.

You leave what you should discuss with your so-called BF and bring the issue on Nairaland because you want to hear Nairalanders trash-talk him or advise you to leave him??

That's what you want to achieve, right?
I can hazard a guess that you have not even bothered to sit him down and talk over this issue because if you have, you won't be opening a thread because of him. If you have, the best you could have done would have been to seek professional help from a sex therapist instead of Nairaland.

Or better still, maybe u have no boyfriend and you're just trolling.

Mznaett:
God bless you
I am nobody's slave to start cooking daily.
Mtcheeeeew

Chidimercy:
thesame here.. Still in 3rd yr buh can no longer absorb d heat

makeitsoon:
So all the time the man was enjoying the moment of his life the woman just sat there sitting and watching. He stood directly to the woman, and self serviced in vigor, and in all that time the woman was doing what? taking pictures or recording it until the sperm went into her mouth, then she decided to report the matter. Bend bend story

IamAtribalist:
Okay let me break this down for you so that you understand COMPLETELY what is going on. Pay attention:

Love means one thing for men and ANOTHER (entirely different) for women. When a woman shows you affection and calls you non-stop or even tells you she loves you, it means ONLY ONE THING: She sees that you have resources (or future potential for resources) that she hopes to rely on for the rest of her life. While you see her as someone to love, hold and live with; she sees you as ONLY one thing a SLAVE. Yes. A slave. Someone who will come to her life and take over the responsibility of her feeding, clothing, shelter etc. including extraneous wants and desires. I guarantee you, the moment she realizes you do not have resources ( or the potential FOR it) then she will so easily and effortlessly fall in 'love' with the next SLAVE. Get it?

Mznaett:
Wetin do U? Why d exclamation?

Don't worry,,soon you'll get to know who the real me is

No doubt people tend to be really confused about my person cuz they think they can study me but hey! I let them get confused cuz I know the more they try to know me the more they get confused. Call me the mystery lady

Mznaett:
Koko amesiere

Seriousness for where? Na manna bah wey go come down from heaven like the ministerial list of our time
My dear,,nothing worth my seriousness
Heaven alone knows how silly I feel whenever I try to be serious with the ish..of life.

lekjons:
on point!..

they seem to be easily approachable by guys, their sense of humor can be mistaken for 'green-light'..
aside from the above..
They're very attractive.. I love them..

i won't marry a lady who isn't @least 'a bit funny'(i mean those who will be calling u "sir"/"daddy" sh*t!.. the last time i checked, this is a relationship, not a kind of job contract), every bit of my marriage must be fun..

Mznaett:
No much words about funny girls not knowing when and where to be serious.. But don't you think it is worth it? I mean what on earth should one be serious about when everything you do ends here? For instance..I for one don't take things serious and people that know me complain about that but I just can't help but to live like that. Being funny makes life more easier and better dear

whirlwind7:
Dude, just walk away!
You feel weak and dejected from getting heartbroken? Well, here's a news flash: That's EXACTLY how a heartbreak feels!
You will get over it with time. Don't pay any attention to that guy up there who advised you to have a "heart to heart talk". That's bullsh!t. Women are too damn complicated in the first place, without this additional dilemma. You don't need it.

If she had a heart, she wouldn't continue in her business, and at the same time planning to settle down with you.
The 10 months you've dated is enough time for her to have call it quits with her side job, if she was serious. You are just lucky she is checking herself for HIV infection. But that, plus the pregnancy test kit, is a pointer she is having unprotected sex with her clients!!!

The thought of this nearly made me puke. You have been dipping your magic stick into a public toilet! Don't just stop at testing for HIV only.
Go check up yourself for every STIs known to man. Gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, herpertitis, staphylococcus infections, scratch and win, piss and drop, you name them!

Lawd help us!

Mznaett:
I admire ur online personality

Mznaett:
Hmmm...

I really care to know those things roaming through the heart of my King

Mznaett:
Buhahahahahahahaha e pain am

Koko mkpo abadie na?

Mznaett:
Lol

Mind you,the 2nd law of Thermodynamic state that Energy cannot be 100% efficient since some are loss during chemical reaction..believe me that law is solely for me cuz my person changes anytime In fact,,when next you want to address me,ensure you use the word "Madam Energy" okay?

Mznaett:
Eye yam cuming sir

Mznaett:
And if she does'nt nkor?

As for me I believe...#Until I get there sha

Mznaett:
Lol#Using style to inform me about his height...